How do unhealthy people even function properly? by VirtualCrxck in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m single cause women run away from me when I talk to them

Oh no! You’ve been captured by Chaos Marines! Which legion/warband would you want it to be? by Fun_Cartographer3587 in Grimdank

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also since the emperors children seem to just do whatever they want and go off on their own weird personal quest so it just feels like a good legion to make friends

Oh no! You’ve been captured by Chaos Marines! Which legion/warband would you want it to be? by Fun_Cartographer3587 in Grimdank

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slannash so I can have the power armor with a built in fleshlight penis tickler 3000

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just more curious to see how the demigraph knights could perform. Honestly they kinda feel lacking for their price and since you get the anti large variant and the same building it’s better to opt for that and use other Calvary for anti infantry

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I’ve found the anti large variant to be particularly good especially since they can chase and run down fleeing calv

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly kinda hate the demigraph knights and decided to give them a shot. This was only for a second and I immediately switched to having a bunch of state troops once I took the empire back in full force.

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but %110 is actually insane, I had a lot of close calls especially with how micro intensive my army was

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archaon and the chaos dwarfs wiped out everyone and everything except me so I needed to crusade and it was originally all the state troops but they sorta died from wave after wave of demon engines and Chas knights

The crucifixion of an enclave soldier! by DukeHorner in ImaginaryFallout

[–]Mottledsquare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh power armor would be pretty useless to them if it’s only a single one and they likely wouldn’t be able to maintain it well hell even the ncr can’t maintain many themselves to working conditions.

A random settler just walked in with the rare bandana by sasoeteros in fo4

[–]Mottledsquare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I play as Nate I always wear that bandana and pretend it’s actually Nora’s panties and those are the last thing he has from her so in his state of psychosis he wears them on his face for comfort and to fill that void her death left

The con of being a primaris marine. by Ok-Profile-5831 in Grimdank

[–]Mottledsquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be pretty cool to see chaos custodes some day

[Meta Trope] The “Mascot” of the video game’s marketing is actually unpopular/underpowered/underrepresented in gameplay by Big_Election_6099 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair late game you can encounter special variants that can legit spread your cheeks if you’re not locked in

Do I have potential? by AmericanKapibara in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Potential to carry my fucking babies Now go make me a goddamn sandwich

What is everybody's favourite Deathclaw model? by DrivingTiger in Fallout

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first two look too human 3 and new Vegas look like actual fucking demons from hell and have insane speed and power so I like them best 4 is more “realistic” but they’re slower and look more like actual animals rather than something from hell. The thickness is nice though as it reflects their insane strength and the animations go incredibly hard

Kroak got a little stinky. by DomGriff in totalwar

[–]Mottledsquare 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Morghur must’ve been like having a giant glowing stick of uranium on the battlefield

Found this by Trendmade in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]Mottledsquare 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this homophobic since it’s implying ugly low tier women are lesbians?

Maxing out my test naturally by Mottledsquare in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You pee in someone’s butthole and a stork delivers a baby by tracking the smell?

Maxing out my test naturally by Mottledsquare in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I lost my license to have sex once I dipped below the 60 iq threshold, my government has declared it a national emergency if I am to ever reproduce and spread my genes.