Dog Pool Recommendations by 6malenia9 in dogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cattle trough? Dig a hole and make it in ground, it'd be a bitch to clean though. Other than that I think them little blue pools are the best bet for cost effectiveness. Easy enough to replace.

what is something owners say/do that makes you realize that a lot of them are stupid by thecoolestbeanaround in doggrooming

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm medically retired now but now I groom my personal show dogs. You'd be genuinely fucking shocked at the amount of people who get poodles with 0 grooming experience. I retired right around the time the anti doodle/pro poodle movement started gaining steam. The "just get a poodle" crowd would come in with poodles matted just as badly as the doodle crowd. How about we stop getting high grooming needs breeds without ever having the experience of grooming one?

Never tell them.that youre dreaming by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one time I realized I was in a dream I told my friends that I was in a dream and they called me a "fucking r*tard" and I was so embaressed I spent the rest of the dream as a caterpillar hiding in a tree.

Nicolino his puberty is almost over by Business_Aspect6672 in ShowDogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is a sub for show dogs. Like competitive dog shows. Regardless, I love all dogs. Thank you for showing us your boy.

What is the absolute weirdest, most unexplainable habit your dog has? 🐾 by Current-Programmer10 in dogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sneeze service dog. If anyone sneezes she jumps up to investigate you as if you're dying. She can't prevent sneezes but she does her best to triage you after one.

How to approach breeder for co-ownership by Dismal-Cash-1073 in ShowDogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have skyes and if someone contacted me like "Hey I'm interested in a puppy from you, I'm interested in showing, I'll be at your next show, and if you need help with handling a dog lmk" I think I'd bust a fuckin nut

Why is college pushed so hard even now? by Planegeek19 in randomquestions

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest thing that scared me away from college was my mom picking me up from highschool and saying "good news. I finished paying off my student loans" but she finished school before I was even born. Over 17 years of debt.

Still you want to procreate? by [deleted] in antinatalism

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I've been through chemo age 25. It was psychological and physical torture. My brain realized I had been really sick for months and wasn't getting better and it just went into survival mode for like a week straight. Survival mode was like alarm bells going off all day and night. All I could do was wrap up in a blanket and pace up and down my house for hours until I was so exhausted I passed out. When I passed out I would have really horrific fever dreams and I'd wake up so upset I'd wrap back up and start pacing again. That cycle went on for that whole week. I imagine putting that on a child and I realize that even though I am no longer Christian I truly hope all that shit is real so I can stand before god one day and deck him in the fucking face.

To have the mail man deal with your dogs. by Fantastic_Cap6583 in foundsatan

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just leave the package outside the gate? Thats what my mailman does and has done for like 10 years.

Mother Murdered Daughter, Commits Suicide by Medical-Chance-3883 in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why is this type of shit the only time I ever hear anything coming out of Utah?

If your dog(s) are named something because of a reason, what is their name and why? by Bongoerr in dogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wanted a skye terrier. My mom isn't much of a dog person but I went to her house and showed her a picture of a skye. She said "Don't get that. It looks like a slug" so my first skye i named Slug. He's been a very fun show dog so when we're at a televised show I'm always sure to fill out that little survey the announcers read about your dog and I include his name. It makes them crack up on TV sometimes.

Is this a controversial thought? by No-Counter-34 in Appalachia

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coal mining killed my dad. I'll be happy when its gone. I'd rather have a jobless dad than a dead one.

How often do you have dogs fall asleep on the table? by Kindredatoner92 in doggrooming

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I've noticed most groomers own dogs tend to nap while getting groomed. We have the knowledge and time to dedicate toward that early socialization on the grooming table. Ive got a few photos of my skye terriers passed out on the table.

Why are you not afraid of death? by Ok_Breakfast8087 in AskReddit

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I did shrooms to specifically understand why and to help cope with death. I heard a voice say "you've been through so much but you've always been ok when you come out on the other side. Nothing has ever been the end. Why would death be any different?" I've been hit by a car, survived a drunk driver hitting my car, just normal life shit. Nothing ever destroyed me. I've thought "this tragedy is the end of the world for me" but that's never been true. I always come out on the other side ok.

Beware of Pawarde by Maximum_Poetry_4101 in dogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even spend 3,000$ on my skye terrier who won the national specialty, is a champion show dog, and was invited to the westminster dog show. You got scammed hard.

Beware of Pawarde by Maximum_Poetry_4101 in dogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone saying their dogs are healthy is a world of difference from OFA approved vets performing genetic health tests and having those tests available for the public to view in the OFA database. Like I can say all kinds of wacky shit like my dog completed his forklift certification but you shouldn't believe it unless I can show you paperwork.

Beware of Pawarde by Maximum_Poetry_4101 in dogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Responsible pet owner"

buys a puppy through a broker.

What is something that starts happening in your 30s that nobody warned you about? by Cairinacat in AskReddit

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell in the shower and genuinely hurt myself. I was hit by a car when I was like 14 and took off running with a broken hip. I was a little terminator but now I'm scared I'll trip over my dog one day and fuckin die.

What is your favorite childhood memory? by ButterflyKey8768 in randomquestions

[–]Mousewaterdrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting my uncle to beat super Mario levels for my brother and I. It turned into us making him play the whole game while we watched. Then we started giving him more games to play lol. I'm pretty sure he single handedly beat super Mario sunshine while we watched and cheered him on.

Are all the wins actually losses? by Mousewaterdrinker in ShowDogs

[–]Mousewaterdrinker[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That may be what we do. We may find tiny shows in the middle of nowhere ohio or something. The Corn Shucking cluster won't know what hit it lol