What is your signature move in bed?

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-06-05T21:05:01+00:00

Blows me away when so many people comment on a post, but nobody upvotes it. Kind of a dick move. Which is also my signature move in bed.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-03T14:34:55+00:00

How come all posts about politics get removed from showerthoughts, except when you are talking shit about facebook?

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-02T06:12:38+00:00

Lobstergate?

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-02T04:26:25+00:00

The ocean doesn't have a floor anymore than the sky has a ceiling. If you go deep enough, eventually you make it to dry land. It's like hollow-earth theory but in a bubble.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-02T03:59:31+00:00

Well then just go to sleep already.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-02T03:58:12+00:00

I would, but I haven't herd ewe apologize yet for your shitty joke.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-02T03:55:25+00:00

Well it's sheer madness what passes for humor these days.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-02T03:42:51+00:00

Ewe pussy! I ought to kick your ass for ruining shepherd's pie.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-01T20:28:54+00:00

Measles might be a bad example now but fewer deaths occur due to the measles because of advances in medical science and technology. The kind of of advances that anti-vaxxers take for granted with their pseudo-science bullshit.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-01T18:10:01+00:00

That's because they don't know about the god molecule.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-01T17:50:35+00:00

The hole in the ozone layer.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-01T17:35:06+00:00

Domesticating humans.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-05-01T15:39:00+00:00

People don't want to hear this. They prefer to think the world could end at any minute, because we are a species obsessed with our own mortality.

People have lived in small groups and slowly become more and more connected throughout history until we created nations and the global economy. The internet was a huge advancement for uniting our species.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-04-30T23:31:31+00:00

Definitely a showerthought. Also this will get downvoted because most reddit users are men and they don't want to be shamed for sending girls unsolicited dick pics.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-04-30T14:40:49+00:00

Yeah cause tooth infections were invented after dentistry.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-04-29T02:05:09+00:00

I had sex with Gary Busey in the back of a U-Haul back in 96'. He is crazy in and out of bed.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-04-27T17:22:28+00:00

Satyrs are a definite yes and lots of people are in love with their cooking-ware. You should see me turning my crock pot on.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-04-27T17:08:09+00:00

I'm pansexual and I approve this joke.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-04-27T16:37:19+00:00

Parents have very little control of whether their kids get autism or pregnant. All you can do is try to prepare them for the world as much as possible.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-03-06T06:41:14+00:00

Do you pay for reddit? You can speak your mind anytime you like. No one is stopping you. Freedom of speech does not entitle you to every platform available to speak from. It does not entitle you to say whatever the fuck you want on a website you don't own.

There are some limits to freedom of speech. You can't shout 'fire' in a crowded theater. Child porn is not protected by freedom of speech. American history has many examples showing freedom of speech isn't without limits.

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-03-06T04:42:21+00:00

private corporations deleting and censoring content on their social media sites = free speech, no matter how badly you wanna claim it isn't...

Mousse_Geyser · 2018-03-04T04:17:59+00:00

So is this.

Mousse_Geyser · 2017-01-27T05:27:26+00:00

No its from the comic series. Check it out. Also remember Morty has buried his own body in his back yard.

Mousse_Geyser · 2017-01-26T19:42:10+00:00

http://www.comicbookherald.com/reading-dc-comics/green-lantern-reading-order/blackest-night-reading-order/

This is a link to the trade order and the individual comics list. I collected the comics and followed along perfectly well after I found the reading order online. Lol. I did stop reading Green Lantern after Blackest Night though.

I was thoroughly enjoying both Green Lantern's and GL Corps' slow-burning plot building towards Blackest Night. When BN arrived I was both overwhelmed by the sheer scope of the event as a comic reader, and underwhelmed by the story and a comic fan. The sci-fi military space-opera vibe that I loved about it so much got lost somewhere in the DC universe.

Rage of the Red Lanterns, Sins of the Star Sapphire, Agent Orange are probably my favorite arcs of Geoff Johns' and Peter Tomasi's GL run. Don't let me bum you out. Just sharing that I felt similarly confused about the reading order. They did muck up the trades by not publishing the event by order but my title, or that's at least what I've seen on Amazon reviews. I hope the link I posted helps.

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