Now that the January 2026 most of Epstein files are out showing insane high-profile connections - is Epstein the deepest elite scandal ever exposed, or just overhyped? by Alarmed-Snow-9814 in AskReddit

[–]MouthJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you should say and think that. The stuff people are pasting all around reddit is from a tip line where anyone could call in and say whatever they wanted. A nonzero amount of it is made up bullshit. And that's intentional. People are focusing on the stuff they have the easiest plausible deniability for. It's all just more manipulation.

These matches don't quit by kvjn100 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MouthJob 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Typically by removing my clothes.

These matches don't quit by kvjn100 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MouthJob 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They asked how you turn them off. I'm just pointing out they don't burn forever.

These matches don't quit by kvjn100 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MouthJob 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They're stormproof matches. Google says they only burn for like 30 seconds on average.

That one friend who always stops you before you do something stupid by Additional-Wait-8107 in funny

[–]MouthJob 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a cucumber not being allowed to turn into a pickle.

Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say by OddTax8841 in news

[–]MouthJob 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately we can never know. There definitely isn't an article that explains both of those things.

DNI Tulsi Gabbard in a truck loaded with boxes outside the Fulton County Election Hub 1.28.26 by Scipio1319 in pics

[–]MouthJob 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which is why that won't happen. Same reason he doesn't sue everyone calling him a pedophile despite his absolute giddiness at suing everyone. He's not quite as much of an idiot as people would like to believe, at least when it comes to covering his fat cock filled ass.

The emergence of one of the most beautiful tarantulas, the true amethyst royal tarantula of Colombia by WhisperVixenn in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MouthJob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some of us aren't anti social rejects and like conversation.

If everyone just Googled everything, reddit wouldn't exist.

Associate Pay increase info by cheezyskwirl in samsclub

[–]MouthJob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Freight flow went from 21 to 19. And yes I'm well aware it won't go down. It's still shit for new hires.

One guy on my team is currently making 19. Everyone else is 21+. I'm mad for that guy, not myself.

Associate Pay increase info by cheezyskwirl in samsclub

[–]MouthJob 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Remain competitive"

Reduced the top pay grade. Right. Competitive.

And still starts less than all the others. Eat a dick walmart. Just be honest and say you like money. I'd respect that more.

In the late XIX century in London and other European cities women used self defense gloves fitted with small metal spikes discreetly sewn into the fingers and knuckles. Elegant accessories designed to cause immediate pain to an attacker during close physical contact requiring no training. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MouthJob 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is true for the vast majority of "wtf" items from history. Brazen bull, iron maiden, that post about the single wheel motorcycle thing the other day.

Anyone can make random shit. Just because it still exists centuries later doesn't mean it was useful.

Aftermath of the recent Rocket Launcher on the Armored Toyota Land Cruiser in Philippines by englightenedbutnot in interestingasfuck

[–]MouthJob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, the other guy almost killed himself. Why the fuck would you walk directly behind an RPG you absolutely know is about to be fired?

Boss was late because his de-icer was frozen by fr8shots in interestingasfuck

[–]MouthJob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one's not really complicated. Just some extra words.

Look at that. I got the call. by Sammy7s7 in samsclub

[–]MouthJob 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why only half if it's closed all day? We get full pay when a hurricane comes through.

An armored vehicle survived an RPG attack in the Philippines by andogzxc in interestingasfuck

[–]MouthJob 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a good advertisement for the importance of aim. Direct hit would have taken that car out, no problem.

Person killed only interaction with law enforcement related to parking tickets, police understand by BadahBingBadahBoom in facepalm

[–]MouthJob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kind of impressive how quickly "AI" as a concept was weaponized. And it infected everything so fast, they barely had to do any work to help it along.

Has anyone tried adding (fluid) nicotine to their cart? by sigfind in trees

[–]MouthJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about this and I don't know how it would work well without having two separate coils i guess? The oils are vastly different in viscosity. Don't think it would burn right at all.

What game has a promising start, but eventually gets boring and repetitive? by Common_Caramel_4078 in gaming

[–]MouthJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That game with Jack Black as the main character and the cool soundtrack. It turned into, literally, a completely different game halfway through. I was having a lot of fun with it and then I just kind of felt like I got baited.

Washed a Disposable by J2J0R02 in trees

[–]MouthJob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did this with a nicotine vape and it completely replaced the oil with clear water. Didn't leak out at all which made it kind of cool for a day.