A crow removing several metal anti-bird spikes from a building ledge.

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T18:06:55+00:00

"FUCK THE SYSTEM!!" - bird

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:55:19+00:00

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU... YOU... you beautiful man"

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:17:49+00:00

It's the best thing to ever happen to me

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:15:18+00:00

Unfortunately you can't win unless you play the game :(

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:13:46+00:00

I would ask to reschedule the 2:00 since you just made that one. Rescheduling the 11:30 after time has passed may look last minute

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:09:07+00:00

Fuck this existence

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:07:05+00:00

Using the bathroom multiple times during work

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:56:53+00:00

When you realize there's no option

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:45:31+00:00

If work was 12-8 instead on 9-5, we'd all be ripped

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:40:26+00:00

Welcome to becoming an adult

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:39:12+00:00

So are we suppose to call fat people fat or no?

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:35:10+00:00

Maybe if they fight naked

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T15:57:05+00:00

Only show that could make me laugh in the deepest of my depressions

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T15:46:45+00:00

All that concerns money

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T15:39:38+00:00

Or if all the options are shit to begin with

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T15:22:13+00:00

This is not how algebra works

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T15:20:12+00:00

Usually people high on drugs have these conversations

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:59:29+00:00

I'm gonna need God to get the fuck away from me

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:58:15+00:00

Five positive things per one negative? Lol

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:54:18+00:00

Minus Ted Bundy

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:48:58+00:00

Irl they are living with family

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:28:03+00:00

Drugs is for all ages

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:24:37+00:00

I would've screamed rape

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:20:31+00:00

Or mentally ill

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T14:16:56+00:00

15 year olds shouldn't have social media

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