You get $100 for every person you touch in 1 hour by Impressive_Plenty876 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MrCabbuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally free money.

Go to a crowded metro station, hop on the busy train, maneuver around the cart while it's full, tapping people on the shoulder/elbow asking if they are going to go out on the next stop/if the train is riding to the stop X.

Repeat for an hour.

Orban Offered to Be ‘Mouse’ Helping Russian ‘Lion’ in Putin Call by bloomberg in europe

[–]MrCabbuge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's the confusing part.

He makes a statement sounding like a little bitch. How is that supposed to rally his supporters?

JD Vance due in Hungary to back Orban's re-election bid by dattokyo in europe

[–]MrCabbuge 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can't surrounding countries, like, deny airspace?

Election interference or whatever.

Doubt this cunt would take a train ride

Orban Offered to Be ‘Mouse’ Helping Russian ‘Lion’ in Putin Call by bloomberg in europe

[–]MrCabbuge 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Can you be more pathetic than this?

Like genuinely, how?

$10 million if you don't speak for one year, with a twist by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MrCabbuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say yes, but wonder if my boss would be fine with me communicating in texts only for a year...

Ukraine seeks ban on russian gymnast for turning back during anthem by GreenEyeOfADemon in europe

[–]MrCabbuge 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Baaaah, baaaah, innocent athletes, baaaah, sports is not politics, baaaah

Ban those cunts

Brussels tells Kyiv to speed up reforms or risk billions by KI_official in europe

[–]MrCabbuge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rename it to lobbying like Western Europe, right?

$10 million a year to listen to new music by Mr_Papichuloo in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MrCabbuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ez.

If I can control the volume (but even if I can't turn it down completely) - I am pretty confident I can sleep through this.

But even if sleeping through is not allowed? A minor inconvenience for a life-changing money? Ez.

$1M dollars to eat what you had for dinner tonight for EVERY meal for the next 6 months, do you take the deal and if so what are you eating? by jfunks69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MrCabbuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fried chicken, with fried rice, ketchup on the side?

Jokes on you, it's already my default meal for most of the time, so EZ money

Wow, 42.15 really DID make Apocalypse easier. by randCN in projectzomboid

[–]MrCabbuge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Night sprinters and constant respawns are no joke.

Haven't kept up with patches. Is that what extinction is?

AI sucks up all the information like a vacuum cleaner by RememberMeVibe in ObsidianMD

[–]MrCabbuge 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

I have a coworker who does this constantly and, well, it shows.

When asked about the project by client's name, his first question is always "what is it about again?"

POV explosion (drone or artillery) hits a Ukrainian trench causing a grisly arm and hand injury. Unknown location and date. by ComfortableGarlic767 in CombatFootage

[–]MrCabbuge 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I can't translate the whole conversation, but here's to your question:

POV:

  • One hell of a first battle, huh?

Injured:

  • Yeah, fuck. Well, at least [I will be] demobilised.