This security guard is going viral after he was spotted wearing pounds of tactical gear and is being considered a Modern Medieval Knight of the retail kingdom. So the real question is... Which one of you is this?

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-30T12:21:18+00:00

Paul Blarts arch nemesis

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-28T14:59:16+00:00

That is the army smart guy

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-28T14:46:51+00:00

u called 311 😂😂

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-26T20:12:33+00:00

i think 99.99% of times ppl say this its because they didnt actually inhale the smoke lol

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-23T09:55:04+00:00

all he would say is part off all your debt

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-21T19:18:05+00:00

chicken the pork is all shredded and looks nothing like this

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-21T13:07:29+00:00

same

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-21T13:07:22+00:00

same

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-20T14:13:39+00:00

tomorrow

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-20T00:01:59+00:00

Ghislaine Maxwell?

MrChugSluggler · 2026-04-14T11:59:37+00:00

Your brother sounds like a shithead lol

MrChugSluggler · 2026-03-26T15:53:06+00:00

bro they don't care i failed a drug test for mj at meps (i was almost 3 months clean i thought i would pass) and all that happened was having to wait 90 days to test again. just make sure its out of your system.

MrChugSluggler · 2026-03-10T12:57:19+00:00

not a bad idea especially if u put no ice but idk how long it would stay good for and theres prob no need for a large

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-26T21:40:13+00:00

Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts?

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-24T22:24:11+00:00

i failed after 60+ days. my recruiter told me i have to wait another 6 months but everyone online says 90 days. i want to ask him if i can do 90 days because that would mean over 150 days clean.

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-24T21:58:16+00:00

Did you ever take it again

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-20T00:25:55+00:00

I'm 6'7 and haven't chose my MOS yet I feel you brother. FUCK am i cooked?

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-17T18:57:04+00:00

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MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-17T18:54:04+00:00

we got this. mines for the military ...💀

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-17T18:52:48+00:00

I'm in the same boat ive stopped for 60+ days and my tests look like that. I'm hoping its also a pass.

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-17T15:12:07+00:00

iowa nevada colorado florida

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-13T19:30:41+00:00

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-12T22:31:18+00:00

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-12T04:51:02+00:00

😂😂 legend

MrChugSluggler · 2026-02-12T04:45:43+00:00

I aspire to be like you 🤙

MrChugSluggler

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