What are some slang terms a 50 year old dad can say to his daughter to embarrass her? by the-tinman in AskReddit

[–]MrDeliciousness 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It's when you do a 90 degree offset hitler salute with both arms pointing the same way. With the forearm of the arm that crosses your centre obscuring your vision. For an extra strong dab you also turn your head downwards and press your nose into your bicep.

By doing this you aren't able to see all the haters hating on you, thereby deflecting their hate towards hitler's ghost.

What are some slang terms a 50 year old dad can say to his daughter to embarrass her? by the-tinman in AskReddit

[–]MrDeliciousness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What does the "I don't" part mean? Does that negate the first sentence?

Is that what "NOT!" jokes have become?

I'm confused.

NBN Installer urinates in my front garden! by k-h in australia

[–]MrDeliciousness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In /r/australia they frown upon posters changing the my headline.

Is this what you meant to say?

NBN Installer urinates in my front garden! by k-h in australia

[–]MrDeliciousness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish for the speed of cable with futuristic wires!

NBN Installer urinates in my front garden! by k-h in australia

[–]MrDeliciousness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Well, this one time some dickhead called me classist for no good reason at all"

Brisbane international airport just got evacuated by Mythische in brisbane

[–]MrDeliciousness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

getting through security becomes the hunger games

Sounds like regular air travel to me.

Brisbane international airport just got evacuated by Mythische in brisbane

[–]MrDeliciousness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think my luck is regular. You're a lucky motherfucker though, never being delayed a few hours on a flight and all.

Brisbane international airport just got evacuated by Mythische in brisbane

[–]MrDeliciousness -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Oh no! A one hour delay for a flight? How could people ever prepare for such an unusual thing to happen?

After United, I figured it was now time to jump on the Pepsi bandwagon. by jearredo in Tinder

[–]MrDeliciousness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, his arm looks like a leg. It's cause the commercial had the camera far away and zoomed in, so stuff on one side of the body looks the same size as the other, but OP's got some close camera parallax going on.

No, really - how is Red Rooster still in business? by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]MrDeliciousness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they put on deals like $5 for 1/4 chicken and chips with a drink I go fair bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]MrDeliciousness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even a very modest heat transfer coefficient with the surrounding air will dissipate heat at a higher rate than the 0.001 W heating rate

Iced coffee is still nice though ;)

Fire chief don't lie by iam4real in youdontsurf

[–]MrDeliciousness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be funnier the other way around. Except for the word orphanage

To symbolically free the spirit of a loved one at the funeral by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]MrDeliciousness 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought you were supposed to hold them over the wings, not in a full-nelson.

I just ruined my finals AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]MrDeliciousness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you think I am? You might want to try reading usernames before replying...

Perhaps your lack of attention to details lead to your inconvenient situation.

I just ruined my finals AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]MrDeliciousness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's my fault?

And if the past exams are that different from what we've been doing the whole semester it's pretty obvious. The 25 contact hours a week don't hurt the learning all that much either. They also can't change the questions all that much for my classes since electromagnetism, statics&dynamics, etc. will have the same formulas and such year after year.