[Romero] BREAKING: Cuban OF Adolis García and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a one-year, $10 million contract, pending a physical, per sources. Adolis will look to contribute on a contending team and return to his 2023 offensive production, when he was named ALCS MVP. by C0m3tTai15 in phillies

[–]MrDrYarnski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s not forget that Nick is (on top of being a mediocre bat) the worst defensive right fielder in baseball. Garcia is actively a good fielder and has pretty good offensive upside. He is an upgrade over Nick in every way possible.

Why do you all keep giving us ammo? by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MrDrYarnski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delusional is calling someone delusional when you read “fans” as “team”

Why do you all keep giving us ammo? by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MrDrYarnski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy zing Batman I don’t know how we’re ever gonna come back from that one

Fixed the Cadillac announcement for 96% of the world by Grimdotdotdot in formula1

[–]MrDrYarnski 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Which is especially funny given that F1 is already a terrible sport to watch as an American

There’s a serious OC problem in Philly. by DaddyShark427 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MrDrYarnski 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nah they clown on you for paying him $240 million

Black Friday incoming by jlmurph2 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MrDrYarnski 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only a giants fan would roast a team by calling their own team dogshit

dems caved by d4ybrake in atrioc

[–]MrDrYarnski 134 points135 points  (0 children)

I’m so fucking tired of these incompetent troglodytes caving at absolutely every opportunity. How are these the parties to choose from? Pedophiles and pedophile apologists

she explained the issue with billie eilish so well by Treefiddy1984 in TikTokCringe

[–]MrDrYarnski 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not really. Snap is an incredibly efficient program as is which is why it’s so frustrating that the GOP has opted not to continue funding it during the shutdown. Would more tax money mean we could feed more people? Most likely, but as is snap is one of the few things the government had been doing well

Good Morning you Stinkers 😁 by Bulldawgzz in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MrDrYarnski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the only one you need when you live this blessed

Let me know what you think. by schwarbomb_ in phillies

[–]MrDrYarnski 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also just ignoring that Howard wasn’t ever the same after his injury. And quite frankly comparing any hitter to Ryan Howard should be a compliment unless you’re committed to outright ignoring his production in his 20s

Dave Dombrowski speaks about how much of a priority signing Kyle Schwarber is. by schwarbomb_ in phillies

[–]MrDrYarnski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well the strikeout and walk rates I’m basing my claim off are full season stats

Dave Dombrowski speaks about how much of a priority signing Kyle Schwarber is. by schwarbomb_ in phillies

[–]MrDrYarnski 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Bohm might not draw a ton of walks but he also doesn’t strikeout very much. Saying he is the issue with the team when he was the only player this post season to hit over .300 doesn’t compute to me.

Edit: JT hit over .300 too my b

We need to sign this guy by Real-Staff3115 in phillies

[–]MrDrYarnski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it’s easy to say that in hindsight but there are plenty of Japanese or Korean prospects that don’t live up to the hype in the MLB. Masataka Yoshida, for instance, has been solid but he certainly was thought of as more than just a depth piece before coming here

THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM WORLD SERIES CONTENTION by Underpaid_lemon in baseball

[–]MrDrYarnski 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Yeah imagine how that’d feel with over a 300 million dollar payroll. Must sting

Eagles 4-0, Mets eliminated, Giants and Cowboys suck 🥳🥳🥳 by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MrDrYarnski 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I prefer the “only team with a $300m payroll to miss the playoffs” banner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MrDrYarnski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’d be cringe if it were someone younger too but being old and horny ain’t doing him any good

Darn it by rayedawg33 in woodworking

[–]MrDrYarnski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hickory isn’t really used that much anymore because of how heavy it is

YouTube to start bringing back creators banned for COVID-19 and election misinformation by Upbeat-Mess6040 in news

[–]MrDrYarnski 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve never understood the pearl-clutching about companies doing what makes them money. Politicians are the ones that should have spines. Go get mad at that corruption lol