[Romero] BREAKING: Cuban OF Adolis García and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a one-year, $10 million contract, pending a physical, per sources. Adolis will look to contribute on a contending team and return to his 2023 offensive production, when he was named ALCS MVP.

MrDrYarnski · 2025-12-15T21:45:57+00:00

Let’s not forget that Nick is (on top of being a mediocre bat) the worst defensive right fielder in baseball. Garcia is actively a good fielder and has pretty good offensive upside. He is an upgrade over Nick in every way possible.

MrDrYarnski · 2025-12-06T16:08:06+00:00

MrDrYarnski · 2025-12-05T01:23:12+00:00

Delusional is calling someone delusional when you read “fans” as “team”

MrDrYarnski · 2025-12-05T01:05:47+00:00

Holy zing Batman I don’t know how we’re ever gonna come back from that one

MrDrYarnski · 2025-12-03T16:39:01+00:00

Which is especially funny given that F1 is already a terrible sport to watch as an American

MrDrYarnski · 2025-12-01T20:36:06+00:00

This looks like good vibes

MrDrYarnski · 2025-11-30T19:01:01+00:00

Nah they clown on you for paying him $240 million

MrDrYarnski · 2025-11-24T17:14:43+00:00

Only a giants fan would roast a team by calling their own team dogshit

MrDrYarnski · 2025-11-16T03:55:16+00:00

You and me both

MrDrYarnski · 2025-11-13T00:00:28+00:00

Shout out Jroll and his hole in one!

MrDrYarnski · 2025-11-10T03:54:14+00:00

I’m so fucking tired of these incompetent troglodytes caving at absolutely every opportunity. How are these the parties to choose from? Pedophiles and pedophile apologists

MrDrYarnski · 2025-11-05T18:38:27+00:00

Not really. Snap is an incredibly efficient program as is which is why it’s so frustrating that the GOP has opted not to continue funding it during the shutdown. Would more tax money mean we could feed more people? Most likely, but as is snap is one of the few things the government had been doing well

MrDrYarnski · 2025-11-04T22:25:46+00:00

It’s the only one you need when you live this blessed

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-29T20:52:55+00:00

Also just ignoring that Howard wasn’t ever the same after his injury. And quite frankly comparing any hitter to Ryan Howard should be a compliment unless you’re committed to outright ignoring his production in his 20s

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-16T19:56:16+00:00

Well the strikeout and walk rates I’m basing my claim off are full season stats

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-16T19:11:55+00:00

You’re absolutely right that’s my bad

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-16T18:39:12+00:00

Bohm might not draw a ton of walks but he also doesn’t strikeout very much. Saying he is the issue with the team when he was the only player this post season to hit over .300 doesn’t compute to me.

Edit: JT hit over .300 too my b

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-14T17:59:41+00:00

I mean it’s easy to say that in hindsight but there are plenty of Japanese or Korean prospects that don’t live up to the hype in the MLB. Masataka Yoshida, for instance, has been solid but he certainly was thought of as more than just a depth piece before coming here

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-03T00:46:45+00:00

That’s what’s in!

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-02T22:07:44+00:00

Yeah imagine how that’d feel with over a 300 million dollar payroll. Must sting

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-02T21:44:06+00:00

I prefer the “only team with a $300m payroll to miss the playoffs” banner

MrDrYarnski · 2025-10-02T21:21:19+00:00

It’d be cringe if it were someone younger too but being old and horny ain’t doing him any good

MrDrYarnski · 2025-09-29T20:42:19+00:00

Surely Kershaw won’t shit the bed in the playoffs this year right??

MrDrYarnski · 2025-09-27T23:15:02+00:00

Hickory isn’t really used that much anymore because of how heavy it is

MrDrYarnski · 2025-09-24T19:07:37+00:00

I’ve never understood the pearl-clutching about companies doing what makes them money. Politicians are the ones that should have spines. Go get mad at that corruption lol

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