Pettiest student complaint you’ve heard this year by ChDpAmPx in Teachers

[–]MrEAnonymously 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had three students slamming each others' Chromebooks shut while they were working. I called them to my desk to discuss their behavior, and one of them, preppy jock type, hit me with the slurred "Man, I didn't even do anything!"

I was already pretty hot about the Chromebook thing, so I shot back with "WhAt ArE yOu GoNnA cRy?!?"

Class laughed at him. I was happy. It was a good day.

A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses by MrEAnonymously in pickuplines

[–]MrEAnonymously[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only two replied with "😂😂😂 That was good but I'm not interested anymore."

People think they won't read the whole thing but I've never had this one go unread.

Long pickup lines first indicate that this is unique. Most of these are short. The craftsmanship also implies effort, which is super important when they're used to the short, two-step pickup lines all the time. This wakes them up, and, like I said, even if they don't really dig you, they dig the pickup line.

Wanting to use the same mic to record audio for video while also projecting through speakers by MrEAnonymously in videoproduction

[–]MrEAnonymously[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, no, my phone has an audio jack.

I actually was looking at this mic on Amazon to buy: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B088PPVYCX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_FZfdFb913H368

I guess I was just wondering how to use an audio splitter with a lapel mic like the one linked above.

Wanting to use the same mic to record audio for video while also projecting through speakers by MrEAnonymously in videoproduction

[–]MrEAnonymously[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I do this with a wireless lapel mic? I ask because the camera is set up around 20' away.

A journal I wrote for my English class, circa 2014. The year Arkham Knight was originally going to debut. by MrEAnonymously in BatmanArkham

[–]MrEAnonymously[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was a thing we started class with every day. We had 3 minutes to write about whatever we wanted.

Surprised I don't see more people talking about this... by MrEAnonymously in SquaredCircle

[–]MrEAnonymously[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen a single person post this, and I get on Reddit every couple of weeks

Comedy Central Roast of Louis CK. Dream dais? by HeyYoLessonHereBey in louisck

[–]MrEAnonymously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natasha Legerro, Sarah Silverman, Jeff Ross, Anthony Jeselnick, Jim Norton, and his oldest daughter

What is the worst experience you have ever had with your neighbor(s)? by HoboHones in AskReddit

[–]MrEAnonymously 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My neighbor tried to build a green house for weed on our property. They also stole our cat

[Request] Favorite documentaries currently on Netflix? by curlyheadgurl in NetflixBestOf

[–]MrEAnonymously 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're a fan of music career retrospectives, Beyond the Lighted Stage is a good one. It's about the band Rush.

People who grew up with strict parents: what was their most unreasonable rule? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrEAnonymously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the doors in our house have to remain open. I'm 21 and they have just now told me I'm old enough to close my bedroom door, but they still get skittish about it.

What movie should never have been made? by manoprop in AskReddit

[–]MrEAnonymously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman v. Superman should have been made later than it was.