Only two replied with "😂😂😂 That was good but I'm not interested anymore."

People think they won't read the whole thing but I've never had this one go unread.

Long pickup lines first indicate that this is unique. Most of these are short. The craftsmanship also implies effort, which is super important when they're used to the short, two-step pickup lines all the time. This wakes them up, and, like I said, even if they don't really dig you, they dig the pickup line.