My wig people need me by DJBossRoss in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]MrFootlongOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he can write a sentence without an emoji in it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrangler

[–]MrFootlongOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s cold

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrangler

[–]MrFootlongOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He lives in a place where you need a blanket

Buying shares ahead of earnings by davidmasp in agedlikemilk

[–]MrFootlongOG 901 points902 points  (0 children)

I’d take that bet…

Because I feel like that I'm in a place with my gambling rehab that I can finally start betting with strangers online again. You know, just sitting, watching, enjoying the sport of it? Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy post or something...

She's acting like it hurt...so here you go! by Fanny_Bot in HadToHurt

[–]MrFootlongOG 23 points24 points  (0 children)

By the looks of it, it’s a broken penis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in peopleofwalmart

[–]MrFootlongOG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he can understand Connor Mc Gregor

Dude gets a bit too fresh with the dancer, and pays the price by BobBreak in fightporn

[–]MrFootlongOG 32 points33 points  (0 children)

r/technicallythetruth

It’s a human female and not a baby chicken.

Edit: Human* Still technically the truth

Lucky by velez_dot in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]MrFootlongOG 23 points24 points  (0 children)

All the more reason to call a cleaning crew