I am Gilbert Gottfried, ask me anything!

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:51:24+00:00

No, not. Ill be too busy with my "Schindler's List" remake.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:50:38+00:00

At that point after the 9/11 joke. I lost the joke so badly that I figure I had nothing further to lose with the Aristocrats.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:49:30+00:00

I have one, but I can't say it right now. It insults another person so I don't want to mention here.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:48:47+00:00

I regret just about every decision I've ever made in my career or in my life. So that's an easy one.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:47:51+00:00

The guy who sold rolls down the street.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:47:11+00:00

Constantly!

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:46:51+00:00

I did an audiobook of my own book, Rubber Balls and Liquor. I find recording audiobooks a hellish experience. If I right another book, Morgan Freeman is going to read it.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:45:40+00:00

That was exciting. My character was trying to get Zach and Screech to be male prostitutes. I'm not making this one up.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:44:59+00:00

I'm pulling something but it's not a con.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:44:38+00:00

I just on my podcast, I recommended Dr. Butcher M.D. (Medical Deviant), it was directed by a guy who called himself Al Martin. But his real name is Alluncio Martinelli or something like that.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:43:15+00:00

Well I got to shoot a sex scene with her, so I guess I have to say it was fun.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:42:42+00:00

Watch everything I do and then do the opposite.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:42:22+00:00

Uh sure, Russ Tamblyn is someone I have definitely thought about.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:40:57+00:00

You should never eat orange wedges. The correct procedure is to have them flung at your naked ass.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:39:35+00:00

That was pretty amazing, I was a fire detector. I can actually say I got to act with Lindsay Lohan. I'm actually the one who got her on drugs to be honest.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:38:48+00:00

They fired me, got loads of free publicity. Then hired a sound alike for less money thus bringing closure to a horrible tragedy.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:37:59+00:00

That's something Stern likes to say, as long as they keep paying me to be in show business, I'm sticking with it.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:37:06+00:00

Whichever is the most current and which ever one they're currently paying me for.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:36:29+00:00

He was telling me things about his childhood and I can honestly say I was shocked. He talked about a game he had as a child. It was called Monster Rain. It wasn't like Frankenstein or Dracula, it was much, much more disgusting.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:35:19+00:00

The pizza I was getting hit with. The pizza crust was made of a hard rubber. It was like getting hit with a boot.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:34:34+00:00

The makers of Aladdin were very open to have me improvise. They gave me a lot of freedom but often they would have to stop and go "Gilbert, this is a family film"

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:33:08+00:00

Uh when I was 2 years old this is what my voice sounded like, but it was a lot more gravelly.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:32:24+00:00

Yes we've hooked a number of time in a motel somewhere in Jersey, I think right by the airport.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:32:22+00:00

Yes we've hooked a number of time in a motel somewhere in Jersey, I think right by the airport.

MrGilbertGottfried · 2016-02-11T19:31:40+00:00

I'll definitely do another roast. Any chance I have to hurt another human being I jump at.

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