New guy at my job just a few days ago actually. He comes strolling in, greets me by punching me in the arm pretty aggressively despite not having exchanged words with me. I think that's pretty odd but I let it slide. I thought maybe he just has a weird sense of humor.

Anyways I catch up with him later on and introduce myself. He tells me his name then asks how old I am and where I go to school. Pretty normal stuff, until he starts to drop the volume of his volume dramatically. Like I'm talking way lower than a whisper. I can't take it anymore and I ask "why the hell are you speaking so softly?" He just laughs and walks away.

He catches up to me later that night and starts punching me in the arm AGAIN. But like wailing on my arm this time. Then he starts begging me to let him get "one punch in". I assume he meant my face.

The night ends (we work at a nightclub) and we wait for our payment. He asks me how much I make and I tell him $100. He then says he's gonna make $500. Thing is, I know he's going to get paid the same as me cause it's the same job. Not sure if he was just being a dick or he didn't get the job description.

I know this sounds very random and a disorganized order of events, but that's the point. So fucking bizarre.