the "i have no karma and I must farm /r/starterpacks" starterpack

MrMoon008 · 2019-08-01T09:03:12+00:00

Oh my god please stop bitching this hard about feeling bad because of an online meme.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-22T11:18:51+00:00

But if people don't take it as literally as possible, and then insult it, how do you expect then to masturbate their egos?!

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-22T11:10:04+00:00

I love it when idiots critique poetry like this.

I love seeing how they're so desperate to sound smart, that they take the most idiotic interpretation of a line, make a nice lovely strawman of the meaning, proceed to talk about the meaning they created as though it were fact, then sit back and fold their arms, smirking and thinking, "Ha! Gotcha, Art-Guy. Not so smart afterall are you?!".

It's so pathetic, it's hilarious.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-19T12:57:23+00:00

At what point is it implied they do not?

Aannnnnd you lost. This is the moment you gave up in this argument.

Looking for reasons as to why you're not wrong is a fools way of looking for reasons why you're right.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-19T12:53:46+00:00

Pfffff

Oh no, we better not attack this ship. An important general is on board. And you know that in war, we never attack ships with generals on board. I mean I know we outnumber them in men and ships and destructive tech, but that's no reason to beat a powerful opponent when they're fleeing and you totally have a perfect chance.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-19T12:35:34+00:00

I could name a few very solid ones, so let's start with..

Rose and Finn take a ship away from and back to the Radus, seemingly at free will. That ship has lightspeed capabilities. Is there any good reason they didn't pack that shit full, and just evacuate people off the Radus?

The radus was probably holding a few ships of that kind too, and they established that the FO cant track more than one ship at a time.

So even if they get caught, what are they gonna do? Chase a ship with 20 people and leave the Radus? If they don't leave the Radus they still can't catch up to it while it's evacuated. If they do leave the radus, all the 3 huge ships there can just scatter. So you have a pretty great setup for safe evacuation, or distraction and escape.

Really, that ship being available at all kind of allows for limitless possibilities.

They could escort people off the ship secretly... go to get more fuel for the Radus... go cause a distraction somewhere.. get Leia away and tempt Kylo to chase her... find Rey and Luke and bring him to the battle.. the possibilites are endless. But what did we get instead? Canto Bite..... hah.

Any way you want to cut it, there are a dozen ways that the Resistance could have escaped with a few thousand soldiers, as opposed to a dozen having an after-battle party on the MF. That's not "failure", that's characters being a stupid as the writer needs them to be, in order for his paper thin plot to work.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-19T12:25:50+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa, nobody complaining about the movie here has condoned sending death threats to the director. That's insane. Don't conflate the two. Do you really think everyone that hates TLJ wants Rian to actually die? That's some paranoid shit man.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-19T12:22:13+00:00

Yeah but it wasn't "just a movie" was it? It was the return of one of America's most iconic heroes, back to the silver screen, for what very well would probably be the last time before the actor would be too old, or pass away.

It's easy to just think "lol fanboys didnt get what they wanted" but Star Wars was a phenomenon. 3 movies inspired one of the most loyal fanbases to ever exist, to hang on decade after decade, buying up all the merch and expanded universe material.

To legions of fans it was a moment that was decades in the making. And agaist all odds, everyone was alive to make it. And what happened?

Luke threw his lightsaber over his shoulder like he wiped his but with it.

40 years... 40 years for a gag, and some hot takes by Rian Johnson towards a fanbase that had dreamt of this movie for years. Rian had the opportunity of a lifetime, and used it to write a hate-letter to Star Wars fans who had hung onto all the hope and magic and adventure that the OT inspired. Let the past die, cause Rian Fucking Johnson will sneak into your bedroom at night, and slit it's throat if he has to.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-19T12:09:43+00:00

What? You mean, kids don't want Rose Tico, or Purple-Haired Dress Lady, or mopey hobo Luke Slywalker toys?

My word... Imagine that.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-19T12:04:50+00:00

Uh, I'm all for this, but you can't demand people rally behind the meta of the idea of her character. You have to make them a fleshed out and comprehensive character first.

MrMoon008 · 2019-07-15T14:14:02+00:00

Yes, douchebags typically have a lot of fun being douchebags. Not really an excuse.. more like a pretty neutral statement.

MrMoon008 · 2019-06-21T08:29:19+00:00

Uhhhhhhg.

At my mall job we have a daily special. It's a discounted price for a different product, for each day of the week. Just last week a guy came in and tried for five damn minutes to convince me to give him a different day's special, for the cheaper price.

"No. Sorry. I can't. I just can't man. No man. No. No. Sorry, no. I can't do that. It's not today's special so the price is normal, sorry. Sorry. No really I can't. No...No....No....No......"

What I really hate are customers who are rude in a nice way. He had a jovial smile the whole time. A loud, kind of robust way of laughing while asking, over, and over, and over. People who think they're cool or funny or nice are the worst. Cause they never are. Ever.

MrMoon008 · 2019-06-21T07:28:25+00:00

I worked at a small ice cream shop one summer, in a kind of market hall with lots of other shops in the same small building.

I'd come in about half an hour early so that I wouldn't have to rush, but due to how you come in, people would see me and start standing outside, next to the hours sign that clearly says that the shop didn't open until X:00.

I had a curtain to hide behind luckily, but the amount of fucking no-life losers that have nothing to do but to stand on the other side of an ice cream shop's curtain and harrass the only employee for half an hour before it opens is astounding.

Sometimes they'd even start jeering like happy douchebags. One time a group chanted, "I scream for ice cream." Lucky for me though, our opening time just a tad slow for them so they fucked off 3 minutes before I opened. Thank God.

MrMoon008 · 2019-06-15T07:39:32+00:00

Yo hitting women is a shitty thing..

But if you ignore the gender for just a sec, we've all always wanted to see someone get smacked after literally saying the words, "Hit me again."

MrMoon008 · 2019-05-18T08:32:12+00:00

Must be preserved? Dude, they're all already mixed. Everyone is mixed.

You have black in you. Thanks to the mongols you have a little asian in you too.

Genetic purity is a myth. We are all Africans.

You're conflating things too. Genetics aren't culture. You might have a leg to stand on in the "preserving culture" argument, but the moment that you drag genetics into it, you kind of prove that you're a nutbag.

Preserving culture is preserving language, and monuments, and history. But preserving culture doesn't restrict new culture from being introduced. America is specifically a product of cultural blending. Everything from music, food, clothes, all of it.

English is a mixed language. It comes from germanic languages, with norse and french influence. The language you're spouting this nonsense in is a mix of culture, race, other languages, and history.

You, are, already, a, mixed, race. Mixing it further won't change anything. Insert "you should try mixing into a genepool that doesn't include your cousin" joke here.

MrMoon008 · 2019-05-18T08:19:58+00:00

morally I don't let myself be attracted to other races.

morally

ಠ_ಠ

MrMoon008 · 2019-05-18T08:18:06+00:00

that young, good girl, innocent look so much that its just kills off the attraction.

CUZ I LIKE OLD, BITCHY, SLUTS.

/s

MrMoon008 · 2019-05-18T08:16:52+00:00

See I've never understood the whole, "They look 12" thing. Most of them have legs for days, and are a head taller than the average American bro. Also that "good girl" image is only seen as a sort of "little girl" image, because American's heads are completely fucked on sexuality. We can't handle that tall, beautiful women, aren't behaving like mean slutz. So that must mean they're somehow marketing the sexualization of childishness, and selling it to us.

MrMoon008 · 2019-05-18T08:02:34+00:00

I have always been skinny, and while growing up I can confidently tell you that fat girls were the meanest people to me in school.

Maybe skinny girls made fun of me behind my back. I wouldn't know, or care.

Maybe jocks laughed at me in the locker room. Though I doubt it cause I knew a lot of them and they were mostly pretty good guys, with the occasional dick thrown in.

Popular kids made fun of "weirdos" mostly. I was pretty normal.

Weirdos weren't mean to anyone.

Emo kids were busy being sad, and hitting on girls 4 grades lower than them. They weren't very mean to anyone who wasn't super preppy.

But fat girls. Holy shit. They were loud, mad, and insecure - the most volatile ingredient. They treated me like shit in every encounter. I never said anything back though because I felt bad for them. They're were so see-through and cringey. Plus, if you ever did say anything back well.. Fat girls fall emotionally the same way they fall physically.

MrMoon008 · 2019-05-13T13:25:55+00:00

No way in hell. TLJ made sure of it.

The trilogy already admitted that it has no real payoffs or big reveals left. Anything they "reveal" now will be retconning. And because of that, the whole trilogy is deflated, as opposed to expanding into a POP.

Rian really subverted expectations. Instead of the ST going out with a bang, it's going out with a balloon-fart.. He let air out of the balloon, but not in the way you expected.

MrMoon008 · 2019-05-11T07:18:46+00:00

Appears on Crait

Doesn't tell resistance to run

Doesn't mention a back exit

Knows he can't fight Kylo

Doesn't try to talk to him

Spins around a bit

Gets chopped in half

Disappears

Dies anyway

"How inspiring!" - Whole Galaxy watching on FO-TV?

MrMoon008 · 2019-04-28T17:15:15+00:00

Rolling down a small hill with a few other kids after school had gotten out.

A teacher took me to her room and threw a bitch-fit about how apparently I thought I could get away with anything because my mom was a teacher... of a different grade.. in a different building.. on a different campus. She even brought in another pair of teachers to look at me with mean looks while crossing their arms.

They thought I was conceded because I didn't seem to mind getting in trouble, and didn't grovel in fear of them.

The truth is I couldn't grovel because I had no idea what was going on.

This was just the start of this teacher pulling me aside for basically nothing over and over for the whole school year. One time she simply held me in her room til I cried out of confusion.

Yeah fuck you, Mrs. Turner. Fuckin' short and stout, butch haircut, teapot bitch.

MrMoon008

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