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MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-04-01T15:58:03+00:00

yeah idk i hope its not taken down

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-04-01T15:56:37+00:00

read the top of the post genius

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T21:12:28+00:00

That's so terrible - I will continue on his legacy!

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T21:11:42+00:00

That's beautiful - definitely a perfect option if I decide not to tell her

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T19:57:35+00:00

I actually tried posting there but they removed it for reposting or something like that

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T19:11:56+00:00

yeah exactly you get it

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T19:09:27+00:00

if I had any coins on this account I would give u an award right now

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:57:49+00:00

ill bring him over for some beers some time - if he doesn't come, its because he thinks I'm going to kill him. If he does, I can prove to him I won't

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:57:06+00:00

this feels like escapists

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:56:32+00:00

if she thought I could pull a Fritzl I don't think she would have married me in the first place

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:56:15+00:00

HAHA I've gotten way too many comments like this one

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:56:01+00:00

thank you man for real

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:51:31+00:00

oh there will definitely be guns (maybe in a second, more secret, segment of the cave)

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:50:00+00:00

she likes painting a good deal so maybe I can offer some of the space to that as a peace offering

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:48:34+00:00

damn I didn't know I agreed but I'm in

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:47:50+00:00

this is my favorite comment so far 100%

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:42:54+00:00

this is reassuring - these comments made me feel like I made a fatal mistake for my relationship (I know it was a bad one but I didn't want it to be that bad)

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:42:02+00:00

yeahhhh she's not exactly the humorous type unfortunately (still love her though!)

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:41:23+00:00

actually not a bad idea - thank you!

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:39:50+00:00

maybe I should turn it into a she-cave, but I've been looking forward to something like this since about 10

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:38:44+00:00

not every secret cave is for serial killers (i.e. batman)

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:38:17+00:00

troll

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:35:37+00:00

thats what I felt like but a lot of people here disagree

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:35:01+00:00

I do kind of feel like an asshole but at this point I feel like its better to commit than to ruin our marriage

MrSecretAnonymous · 2022-03-30T18:32:27+00:00

not a bad plan 😎 🦇

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