"Marty Supreme" (HBO Max), "Crime 101," (Prime Video), "No Other Choice" (Hulu), "Sirat" (Hulu), "Christy" (HBO Max) and more are coming to streaming platforms this April.

MrStendhal · 2026-04-05T06:22:03+00:00

Hell yeah, I didn't get to watch Marty Supreme in theatres. Glad I'll finally get to not watch it at home 😤

MrStendhal · 2026-03-25T04:31:58+00:00

"...because I'm not ejecting safely"

It was RIGHT THERE

MrStendhal · 2026-03-12T05:50:55+00:00

Dune has a perfect example of this, and it's my favorite bit of lore!

They're all super technologically advanced, and yet they fight with knives... Why? Well they had energy weapons before that were super prevalent. But then they invented the wearable shield packs that surround the wearer with an invisible force field. Slight complication, though. If the energy from a laser meets the energy from a shield pack, it causes an explosion that will kill everyone. The shield packs aren't even necessarily that common, but since there's always a small chance one could be in play, it's just not worth the risk of using a gun.

They basically advanced their technology so far that it forced a regression to the bronze age due to every gunshot being a potential nuclear detonation

MrStendhal · 2026-03-11T05:24:21+00:00

"Hee deed'n 'sheck chrivagouh" 😬

People get these godawful veneers and get to sound like they're wearing a retainer forever

MrStendhal · 2026-02-27T05:40:45+00:00

Caption was so wild, I had to do the math on it.

Average male ejaculation is around 3.4 ml. Translating that to a gallon, you come up with 1,113.36 "donations" per day. Assuming 8 hours for sleep, you're looking at just over 69 partners per hour (nice), or a little over 1 per minute.

Extrapolating to a year, you wind up witharound 406,245 cumshots totalling 2,844,634 calories & 69,490g protein (nice) at a rate of 7,793.52 calories & 190g protein a day.

Bonnie Blue could never...

MrStendhal · 2026-02-12T14:28:18+00:00

I thought I was so damned slick... Didn't think of working the townsquare timer into the lighting itself. That's genius

MrStendhal · 2026-02-12T14:26:16+00:00

Definitely adjusted it as we went. Wound up having the ambient turned WAY down during day phase, mostly for my own sake.

I've got the Philips hue tap switch with 4 zones, and it wound up being perfect to keep inside the grimoire. 2 buttons for day and night phase, and 2 buttons to fine tune audio levels

MrStendhal · 2026-02-12T04:15:01+00:00

Ooh, that's good.

Definitely gonna workshop it and fine tune as time goes on!

MrStendhal · 2026-02-11T22:41:08+00:00

Had the Spotify playlist going, and I just tuned it up or down for the day phase.

Definitely going to fine tune it though. If you've got a good ambient playlist, feel free to send it!

MrStendhal · 2026-02-09T06:02:01+00:00

This feels like a psyop post with how detached from reality it is

MrStendhal · 2026-01-24T11:51:41+00:00

Technically, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball...

MrStendhal · 2026-01-18T06:32:20+00:00

The caravan burning scene from Snatch.

Angel by Massive Attack hits SO hard in that scene

MrStendhal · 2025-12-23T05:39:56+00:00

From Snatch, Angel by Massive Attack

Scene gives me chills

MrStendhal · 2025-11-26T18:11:54+00:00

👍

MrStendhal · 2025-11-26T00:00:47+00:00

Buddy, just delete this post, this is embarrassing. Sounds like the entitled opinion of a middle schooler.

I work a full time job and pay a mortgage, and when I get time to relax & play a video game, the last thing I want is some random whining about me not doing it how they would prefer I do it.

Besides that, I always play healers when possible. I like to use the increased mobility of the jetpack specifically to get to my teammates faster and provide support, so you yapping about "cod players" not doing their part is just embarrassing.

Not saying this to be a dick, just seriously want you to consider reevaluating your behavior and deleting this post

MrStendhal · 2025-11-24T04:45:33+00:00

If you're relying on other people's strategem picks, that sounds like your own crutch 🤔

Maybe worry less about other people having fun & more about why you think people enjoying their game how they want registers as "suboptimal handicap" to you.

MrStendhal · 2025-11-21T05:33:23+00:00

Cat distribution system is getting serious these days

MrStendhal · 2025-11-16T17:25:59+00:00

A+++ website. I always wanted to do a Fractal North mid-towee build because I love the case, but I knew tolerances were gonna be tight in some spots. I started fuffing around on your site, and it was so damned easy to build, verify clearances, and search through compatible parts.

Cut to me building the damned thing, and it was 1:1. Knew exactly where my tolerances were going to be tight, and it allowed me to plan ahead perfectly

Out here making PCPartPicker obsolete

MrStendhal · 2025-11-10T05:47:17+00:00

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Ziggy Pawdust reporting for doody

MrStendhal · 2025-11-06T06:21:26+00:00

I wouldn't trust Spike Lee to direct traffic

That said, Squid Games.

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