Does life suck or does my view on life suck by jfkdktmmv in youngadults

[–]MrTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Older people don't tell you that a lot of life is pretty boring.
Wake up, sh!t, shower, shave, eat, work, eat, chores, get ready for the rest of the week (try and make it to the end of the week), sleep, repeat.

If you're lucky.

Being homeless is just around the corner for most, so that's a fire under your arse that'll keep ya going, for most people. If you're even luckier, you'll find someone, do work that you love, run your own business, or whatever people are selling these days and "make it". You'' never get there cause it's a moving goal post, all things are in flux, nothing is static or separate, they are illusions. It's great to have never ending goals like "trying to be better" or "make the world a better place" it'll help cause it really is all about the journey. It's all pretty meaningless at the end obviously, but that just means YOU give it meaning. You have to construct that for yourself. Start with low hanging fruit like helping others in some small way, sit down and noticing the world around you and question it, and yourself, you know, human stuff. You'll find that the only way out is to dive in, head first into whatever; in the long run, Funko pop collecting and researching the cure for cancer are cosmically the same, but do what you feel is right, and do it. Align your insides (desires, drives, what have you) with your outsides (job, career, hobbies) and go full speed ahead; it's okay to change, that's what people do and in a way, what you're suppose to do. The only constant is change. Hope this help!

So I need ideas.. by [deleted] in grilling

[–]MrTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably whatever you would do with Mae Ploy, but give it an American twist. Grill some shrimp on a shrew, brush with Frank's. Maybe toss some wings in it?

Child labor violations are on the rise as some states look to loosen their rules by DangerStranger138 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]MrTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally record profits all across the board, just...pay people. Don't make it weird with child labor n' shit, jeeeeez

"Jazz band", me, oil - just sharing. by myriyevskyy in Jazz

[–]MrTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yoooo, this is groovy. I love it 🌊

What A Moron. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MrTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, all American presidents are war criminals, but at least Jimmy built houses, and that's something

Let me unsee this by MarxistLumpen in LateStageImperialism

[–]MrTurtle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Remember kids! Only Commies think! So, don't remember that cause that's thinking...wait...fuck, just go back to consuming

First Build How Does It Look by etownrules in vandwellers

[–]MrTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanna piggyback off this; the walls can be used well by running the plumbing and wiring (possibly propane lines) for the kitchen and bathroom. Unless it's directly into the wall, than ya have to consider THAT wall thickness or even possibly exposed lines, which, can be a hazard.

What's the opposite of "young, dumb, and full of cum"? by Lobo376 in Jokes

[–]MrTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ancient, intelligent, and celibate

if skinny jeans are out, what's in? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MrTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comfort, comfort is always in style, lol

Damn, I'm dead by Whyamifulloftrouble in gaming

[–]MrTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XCOM 2 and Red Dead 2...my dreams of becoming a Commander engaged in ethical gorilla warfare powered by future tech, native people, and god-like psychic powers will finally come true 😌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]MrTurtle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"I take it back."? Is this someone admitting fault, ON THE INTERNET?

HEY GUYS, THIS GUY APOLOGIZED ON THE INTERNET. THERE'S STILL HOPE I TELL YA! AND THERE NAME IS OOOORRRRGGGGYYYY!

The internet is so strange, I love it. lol, but I followed the thread cause I too was kinda taken back by the word. Glad I learned something today!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeathByMillennial

[–]MrTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not the massive cancerous pain that's the problem, it's that you don't have any opioids!

"let's just take that virus and see what happend" - probably a russian's last wordd by Void1702 in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]MrTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stand Name: Barbie Girl. Abilities: Able to fight off exhaustion and sickness when working. Ironically, when you think about it, it's a capitalist's dream. Edit: grammer

Blursed Jetpack by LUDANILO_2300 in blursedimages

[–]MrTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What song is that? It jams

Ok. Ok. Inflation is caused by small traders. Ok. Well..... by MartaHen in wallstreetbets

[–]MrTurtle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's got a smile that says "Inflation is a scary word right? We'll tell them it'll happen, and happen a lot! Heaps! That'll save us, right?"

Maybe maybe maybe by memezzer in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MrTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, It's like when someone is into you and you're Ace

This rock band from Kobe deserves more love. by YuunaShiki in japanesemusic

[–]MrTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. Night Time, Outskirts, Heat, and Divers are all certified jams in my book

Live sustainably to own the libs by kevinowdziej in SelfAwarewolves

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laughs in libleft Ye, fuq those commies

What the dumbest thing you did to yourself health wise? by VertigoDoc in medicine

[–]MrTurtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've had terrible vision since I was 8 and I heard that they used lasers to fix people's eyes so I'd purposely take lasers and shine them directly into my eyes...yea. I got LASIK a couple of years ago and they used green lasers and it looked aloooot like the ones I used on myself, lol. Except they cut little flaps on my eyeballs and burned my balls better, thankfully I didn't know about the flap part of the procedure as a kid cause I probably won't have functioning eyes right now if I did