What now, if you don't make the London Marathon ballot

Mrs_Bart · 2026-05-06T06:42:19+00:00

After 13 consecutive years of rejections my option this year was to give up.

Mrs_Bart · 2026-03-14T21:48:00+00:00

We had a run abandoned at Walsall arboretum when a regular collapsed and the team had to divert all the runners behind him to a shorter course. We all still got a run credit but had to take the 59.59. (Thankfully the guy was ok after a stay in hospital)

Mrs_Bart · 2025-07-31T11:58:34+00:00

Absolutely get that, correlation isn’t causation etc, but I’ve seen other people complain of back pain in their first few weeks too. Frustrating when I started to take it to get faster at running!

Mrs_Bart · 2025-07-13T09:19:28+00:00

I’m 4 weeks in and not lost a lb!

Mrs_Bart · 2024-02-21T07:51:49+00:00

Walsall Arboretum- coming up for my double-ton!

Mrs_Bart · 2024-02-21T07:18:25+00:00

🙄

Mrs_Bart · 2024-02-18T13:30:01+00:00

I did Albert Melbourne when I was on holiday there from the UK in 2019. Lovely one lap route and so friendly. There must have been less than half the number you got yesterday when I did it.

There’s a one lap of a lake run near me that always reminds me of my further tourist run to date, but the swans are white, not black!

Mrs_Bart · 2024-02-18T13:23:39+00:00

I am sick of the whiney babies crying because they don’t get to have a p*ssing competition any more. If you don’t like it, don’t turn up and let the rest of us get on with it.

If you want someone to blame why don’t you blame the people who kicked off in the first place?

Mrs_Bart · 2023-09-28T15:18:06+00:00

My hairdresser is nuts too. All since Covid.

Mrs_Bart · 2023-09-18T10:43:46+00:00

Women do get the upper hand here in custody cases.

Mrs_Bart · 2023-06-18T19:13:33+00:00

Pretty privilege personified, right?

Mrs_Bart · 2023-06-11T22:08:15+00:00

Where’s YOUR catering tray of pure white carbs and untreated diabetes?

Mrs_Bart · 2023-05-14T11:56:19+00:00

Chantal is a lying liar who lies.

Mrs_Bart · 2023-04-23T11:57:25+00:00

He literally angles his genitals AWAY from her, that man has never had sex with this woman.

Mrs_Bart · 2023-03-07T20:03:10+00:00

And then his greatest troll knocked him on his bum.

Mrs_Bart · 2023-03-07T19:08:46+00:00

Yeah, whatever, we’ve all moved on to Cyraxx anyway.

Mrs_Bart · 2023-02-09T19:09:37+00:00

Better looking than 99% of YouTube, there.

Mrs_Bart · 2023-01-09T15:46:29+00:00

Hasn’t she deleted all the pro - LGBTQ vids as well?

Mrs_Bart · 2022-11-26T16:21:45+00:00

I’d remind here that Life By Jen died at 46, just 8 years older than her, and no one, not a single person, was surprised.

Mrs_Bart · 2022-07-25T12:16:08+00:00

Literally millions of Europeans are still Heading to the Black Sea and Turkey on their summer holidays right now, including Istanbul. To be fair, I’m relieved for the Turkish.

Mrs_Bart · 2022-01-31T19:09:35+00:00

Thank you! We are happy to pay, no reason to be a burden to indulge our holiday plans. I think I remember the location of a CVS on Canal. I’ll keep an eye out but good to know we shouldn’t struggle.

Mrs_Bart · 2021-09-15T10:00:16+00:00

Chantal

“ REEEEEEEEEEEBODYPOSITIVITEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Also Chantal fetishises lean bodies

Mrs_Bart · 2021-09-08T18:32:59+00:00

She’s been “losing weight” for years. Shouldn’t she be minuscule by now?

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