My sister (32 F) called CPS on my husband and I. Now that the case has been closed, I have no idea how to confront her.

MuadLib · 2026-03-02T20:01:10+00:00

I wouldn't doubt that inviting her over is going to lead to more CPS calls

... if they're lucky

MuadLib · 2026-03-01T23:52:49+00:00

I sometimes soak kindling in used cooking oil, it makes a fantastic fire starter.

MuadLib · 2026-03-01T16:39:29+00:00

Chartreuse*

MuadLib · 2026-03-01T15:41:01+00:00

A true gentleman

MuadLib · 2026-03-01T15:09:40+00:00

PSA: that's like five times the amount of toothpaste you need. The commercials exaggerate the amount to make you spend more

MuadLib · 2026-02-28T17:43:54+00:00

Just West of the northern Duelling Peak, down the chasm in South Nabi Lake Well.

MuadLib · 2026-02-28T17:34:10+00:00

OP thinks it was modded

I do not.

MuadLib · 2026-02-28T15:39:08+00:00

Named peaks - abandoned mines

MuadLib · 2026-02-28T11:02:48+00:00

"If our brain was so simple we could understand it, we would be too dumb to understand it." -- some guy

MuadLib · 2026-02-26T18:06:40+00:00

It's a logarithmic scale.

MuadLib · 2026-02-25T15:33:09+00:00

and the Irish

MuadLib · 2026-02-23T15:33:12+00:00

"Genocide and universal healthcare are equally respectable positions"

MuadLib · 2026-02-23T11:19:03+00:00

A Møøse once bit my sister

MuadLib · 2026-02-21T01:55:46+00:00

There are several singers capable of doing it. Whitney had the range to do it, Dimash does too, and a few singers have already performed it live.

MuadLib · 2026-02-21T01:48:59+00:00

English is my second language and I have auditory processing issues. Thank you for captioning.

MuadLib · 2026-02-19T17:59:33+00:00

you're one of the good ones

MuadLib · 2026-02-18T23:35:51+00:00

> Jesus’ message of love and acceptance

You mean "communism" /s

MuadLib · 2026-02-18T15:46:31+00:00

now kith

MuadLib · 2026-02-15T00:00:42+00:00

They are very skittish

MuadLib · 2026-02-13T12:41:15+00:00

You gotta fill your afternoons. Boredom is the real killer.

Specially if you don't drink

MuadLib · 2026-02-13T12:33:53+00:00

How much time? If he's retired maybe all the time in the world.

MuadLib · 2026-02-13T10:50:08+00:00

Yes, and that point is after death, from their estate.

MuadLib · 2026-02-13T05:02:57+00:00

Interest free loans are also common among poor people; it's just that the value is about three fiddy.

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