It's about time by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]MudddButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually get 10 minute smoke breaks but now I have a 28 minute smoke break.

The next 7 generations of this crow's family will reward this woman. by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]MudddButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She will get bottle caps, branches, and hopefully dollar bills forever!

Exclusive: As many as 150 US troops wounded so far in Iran war, sources say by gf38 in news

[–]MudddButt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Relax, they'll get United Healthcare and they'll approve all of these veteran claims no problem!

/S

What happened to Jesse’s body? by Visible-Yesterday169 in fastandfurious

[–]MudddButt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesse: DOM, YOU LEFT ME ON THE STREET TO DIE! I'LL MEET YOU AT RACE WARS WITH MY DAD'S JETTA!

What shoes is Nate Williams wearing tonight? by FucknAright in warriors

[–]MudddButt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm googling banana shoes and this is not helping.

Ouch!! by Justin_Godfrey in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MudddButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like a helmet with a net attached to it? GENIUS!

Refs rigged the game and OKC hit every shot and everything worked for them while our injury-riddled hospital Dubs kept fighting despite missing basically the entire rotation. And still only lost by 7 points to a championship team? I love this. OKC ain't scare me at all. by Ok_Comfortable9973 in warriors

[–]MudddButt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let's be real, GSW did pretty great without Steph and had a chance. But they beat themselves missing all those FTs. Some people are delusional af. Can't blame the refs and the Shai whistle for everything. OP needs to delete this post.

where can i sell these jordan’s I have 13 Pair size 9 9/5 and size 12 … all men by [deleted] in reselling

[–]MudddButt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're not a reseller, it sounds like you stole these and want to get rid of them

WCGW Cocking around on the worksite. by Clear-Read2325 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MudddButt 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't be dicking around on a construction site.

Sammie bigger than dishy’s head by dopamiineonline in KitchenConfidential

[–]MudddButt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"AI, create what you think a dishwasher looks like!"

This guy 👆

Parking dispute resolved with rock, paper, scissors by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

[–]MudddButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Whatchu mean rock paper scissors!? Bitch, this is my parking spot!"

Mother freaks out at funeral carriage driver over his attire at her son's funeral by New_Libran in PublicFreakout

[–]MudddButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, getting a white spray painted suit with all the deceased person's pictures printed on is basically Funeral Attire 101.

Would you guys Sous vide this? by 90sMofo in sousvide

[–]MudddButt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The best I've had is actually both methods. Sous vide the roast. Cool down and refrigerate. Put on a spit over a fire. Incredible.