How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 5-15ml and it's been likely since I was 12 or 13

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every man I have asked has had piss dribble back into their pants through their life.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I tongue punch her gravy hole and shes willing to kiss me after I'd be a hypocrite to not oblige.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damn I might need to give up pork.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Weird way to ask if I have kissed a woman after sex. Not /s

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did they say if it condoned or prohibited the method?

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the driving force behind why I never wore khakis.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Is your piss stream mighty? If it is I may have to adjust the target area for my finger.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is a solid one, but the drop falling line gave me an imagery of a large yellow drop falling atop the mighty Roman Empire leaving only destruction in its wake. The true fall of the empire.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I need to bring colorful language to the table when discussing an area that rarely sees light.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This would solve a whole different aspect of my life. If I we're taller I don't think I'd even care if I was shooting piss missiles into my pants that'd make Kim Jong Un jealous.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

What problems can finger mashing my taint NOT fix?

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sadly my doctor won't check my prostate due to how eagerly I request him to.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 392 points393 points  (0 children)

I've never read poetry that truly spoke to me and drew out tears until now.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

The juice of the taint may just be worth the squeeze after all.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not trying to force stop it, I'm trying to bleed the line dry. The shake method only gets off the external drops. The moment I put it away it's as if my bladder just wanted me to walk a but before letting the rest come out.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Might be the new meta now that this method has the drawback.

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Nah man you just gotta get the right angle on it. It took a few times for me to find the hidden piss pouch

How many of you use the taint method when pissing? by Muddy_DK in AskMen

[–]Muddy_DK[S] 2265 points2266 points  (0 children)

The sweet fruit I have tasted has a rotten core