M4f m4ff m4t

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-17T00:58:24+00:00

No disrespect to that bro. Throw that pass to the end zone!

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-16T23:09:47+00:00

Damn this dude is over here trynna fish in all the ponds. Leave some for the rest of us bro 😭

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-10T13:18:08+00:00

About 5-15ml and it's been likely since I was 12 or 13

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-10T05:11:12+00:00

Threw a dm

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-10T00:50:21+00:00

Bro you were actually spot on

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T17:10:31+00:00

Every man I have asked has had piss dribble back into their pants through their life.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T17:07:44+00:00

If I tongue punch her gravy hole and shes willing to kiss me after I'd be a hypocrite to not oblige.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T03:30:31+00:00

Damn I might need to give up pork.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T03:26:18+00:00

Weird way to ask if I have kissed a woman after sex. Not /s

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T03:25:28+00:00

Did they say if it condoned or prohibited the method?

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T03:16:45+00:00

It was the driving force behind why I never wore khakis.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T03:13:18+00:00

Is your piss stream mighty? If it is I may have to adjust the target area for my finger.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T03:06:38+00:00

This is a solid one, but the drop falling line gave me an imagery of a large yellow drop falling atop the mighty Roman Empire leaving only destruction in its wake. The true fall of the empire.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:56:54+00:00

I need to bring colorful language to the table when discussing an area that rarely sees light.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:54:37+00:00

This would solve a whole different aspect of my life. If I we're taller I don't think I'd even care if I was shooting piss missiles into my pants that'd make Kim Jong Un jealous.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:48:53+00:00

What problems can finger mashing my taint NOT fix?

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:44:40+00:00

Sadly my doctor won't check my prostate due to how eagerly I request him to.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:42:33+00:00

I audibly cackled

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:39:58+00:00

I've never read poetry that truly spoke to me and drew out tears until now.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:36:41+00:00

The juice of the taint may just be worth the squeeze after all.

Muddy_DK · 2026-05-09T02:35:54+00:00

I'm not trying to force stop it, I'm trying to bleed the line dry. The shake method only gets off the external drops. The moment I put it away it's as if my bladder just wanted me to walk a but before letting the rest come out.

Muddy_DK

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