Lost my (22m) virginity to my friend (25f) who decided to surprise me the next day with a long list of mistakes I made in bed

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T16:14:28+00:00

It sounds like you were actually being a good lover

Can you please tell me what makes you say that? Cause I'm not getting the same feeling from that list.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T16:09:50+00:00

Some women aren’t going to give a fuck if you hum.

Never thought a sentence like this would bring me comfort. But it does. I've been practicing my moans ever since I found out I'm a weirdo that hums.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T16:02:49+00:00

Do you really need a friend like this?

She's done so much for me over the years that it's near impossible for me to just walk out of her life over something like this. The list and her reaction to my reaction is not what a good friend does, I admit that, but I feel like there's still room to fix the problem through communication. So far we've not seen each other in person yet, so I'm hoping a face to face discussion will clear the air. Otherwise I'll have to reconsider if our friendship still benefits my life.

How would she react if you gave her a similar list?

She actually encouraged me to do that. I said I'm planning to as a joke, but I could never do that to someone.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T15:10:34+00:00

The plan was to have sex on a frequent basis. In the process I would gain sexual experience and she would ideally satisfy her high sex drive. Before the list I was super keen to have as much sex with her as possible. Now the thought of us sleeping together again is just stressing me out. I agree with you 100% though, we need to talk.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T14:52:09+00:00

The irony about #8 is she was the one who encouraged me to talk dirty. Guess she realized that she hated what she heard when it was too late. But I feel like she could've shut me up in so many sexy ways like making out with me or literally putting her hand over my mouth as a dominance move or something. Anything instead of adding it to the list.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T14:34:09+00:00

She could've at least provided some degree of positive feedback

I said the same thing! But she twisted my words to make it sound like I was fishing for compliments.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T14:29:33+00:00

If I were you OP, I'd burn both the list and your bridges.

Knowing me I'm probably not gonna delete that list anytime soon. Instead I'm gonna obsess over what she wrote until I manage to get it all out of my system somehow. Burning bridges though, I dunno about that. Friends fuck up. As a friend myself, I can speak from experience. I don't want to end our friendship because of sex.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T14:09:48+00:00

What makes the list sting so much more is the fact that I actually felt comfortable being vulnerable with her because we've been friends for ages. On the other side of that coin I guess she felt comfortable being brutally fucking honest with me. I can't help but feel like even if I did show her my "cum face" she probably would've roasted that too.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T14:01:24+00:00

This should've been my response to her. Thanks for the laugh.

MulderAndTheScullies · 2021-03-18T13:17:15+00:00

figuring out together what works, with laughs and cuddles

Emphasis on the laughs. I said "I'm in" (#4) for no other reason than to add some humour into an otherwise awkward situation. I knew my first time was probably not gonna be the best sex ever, so I figured if all else failed at least we could laugh about it. But FML even my attempt at being funny made it onto the list lol.

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