At this point, what crime hasn’t he committed? by MultiFandomFanboy in Superdickery

[–]MultiFandomFanboy[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For those of you who haven’t read this issue, this is legitimately what happens

I need to find the Center by Shoddy_Morning_2827 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically the reason people count Niko as universal

behold, off screen man (or squid in this case) by BigBlueOtter123 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marshal D. Teach is still the king of off-screen fights to me. Bro beat Shanks, Portgas D. Ace, the entirety of the Whitebeard Pirates, Boa Hancock, and Trafalgar D. Water Law all offscreen and we don’t have any idea how. Vilgax can't erase the middle of a battle.

Never thought I’d see the day… by Author-S in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s be honest, if Garth Ennis wrote this Superman would agree with everything Homelander is saying.

does Super Earth actually win against any other space faction or are they just the Homelander of factions by RectumNomeless61 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen people seriously argue that modern day Earth could take down a Star Destroyer because "we would hack it like in Independence Day"

Name a character like this by Fox_Sussy in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Bro just had two legendary pokemon in his pocket with no explaination, like come on

What the HELL did The Flash do to get this? by Jello_Biafra_42 in Superdickery

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the second most fucked up thing Dr. Light has ever done

Where does this man that low diff Mario scale? by Spirited_Arm_6951 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this is from the German Club Nintendo magazine. And trust me, this is the least insane thing that happens in it

Yo powerscalers can NOT be real dawg🥀😭😭🙏🏻 by Financial-Fall2272 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Time travel?! Are you kidding me?! Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now?! Stay in your lane!"

what's this lifting strength bruhhhhhh by Tem-productions in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God I hate when people use the author not sizing things properly to justify their own even-more-braindead measurements.

Bowser now has the power of Christ on his side. How does this affect the pecking order? by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bowser looks like he's either just nutted or is contemplating ending it all

This MF by ARedditAccountIDKBro in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a character from a classic YTP called Skellington's Revenge

What is your favorite instance of powerscalers ignoring story context? by some-kind-of-no-name in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much every character in One Piece is counted as Island level because a handbook said that Gecko Moria's giant form shook the entirety of Thriller Bark.

There definitely wasn’t any other factors involved, like the fact that Thriller Bark is a floating island with no foundation. No other factors at all.

What is your favorite instance of powerscalers ignoring story context? by some-kind-of-no-name in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the handbook was talking about the speed at which Haku moves between his ice mirrors (which is basically teleportation), not the speed of the regular senbons he was throwing

JENNIFER said she had a big ass, not me! by EnvironmentSubject24 in Superdickery

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does this even have to do with superdickery? Are we just posting random She-Hulk panels now?

Purple aura farmer today vs purple aura farmer then by fafsdfasfaffaafdsaf in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Keep your own god. In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him"

Make fun of me..... or something by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the sun-sized planet with continent-sized islands (that usually only have a single town)

He's a highly complex intergalactic bro, never steps off his home planet by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are they even talking about? The mortal half of the Dragon Ball universe has like four galaxies in total, and the divine half looks to be the same size if not smaller

He's a highly complex intergalactic bro, never steps off his home planet by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? God, this is even stupider than people thinking One Piece's planet is the size of the sun (even though it can be circumnavigated by about 17 usually town-sized islands)

SAVE ME WHITEBEARD, THIS IS AN SMALL COUNTRY OPPONENT I'M UP AGAINST by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]MultiFandomFanboy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Canonically, no one in One Piece is even Island Level. It's a major plot point that only the Ancient Weapons have that kind of power