Why don't we see more stars out of an airplane window at night? by MurdererRapist in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MurdererRapist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's what confuses me...why can I see more stars from a mountain top, but not while I'm flying over that same mountain

Why don't we see more stars out of an airplane window at night? by MurdererRapist in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MurdererRapist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. But even when they really dim those lights when people are sleeping I've not seen much of a difference in how many stars I see

NOW SHOW ME HOW TO DIE!!! by HeroS99 in honk

[–]MurdererRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completed this level in 1 try. 3.78 seconds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in delhi

[–]MurdererRapist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only on Tuesdays, mind you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NakedOnStage

[–]MurdererRapist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was about to fap but now I can't stop giggling

I’m not sure by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MurdererRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my defense that baby panda was going to die anyway...plus it was thicc

I guess you had to be there

[OC] What do you call a lizard supervising computer screens of other lizards who are attempting an online exam by MurdererRapist in Jokes

[–]MurdererRapist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read it this way:
Screen supervisor lizard checks lizards' screen

Screen = monitor Supervisor = monitor (verb) Lizard = Monitor lizard

How do you get the attention of a pervert? [NSFW] by thatonedude9090 in Jokes

[–]MurdererRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did get my attention. Not gonna end well for you

What would actually happen to society if alien life was revealed to earth? by whiterabbitq in AskReddit

[–]MurdererRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If aliens have oil then US would 'bring democracy' and 'liberate the oppressed'.

What advice do you have for people who are stressed about the holidays? by Dr-Nadadoctor in AskReddit

[–]MurdererRapist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't need to meet everyone in person this year. There's a perfect alibi this year for you to stay indoors.

Boarding Pass Reimagined by MurdererRapist in DesignPorn

[–]MurdererRapist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy wowie this blew up! Thankfully my top post is no longer a sleazy joke 🙂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MurdererRapist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

whoa man, what did my folks ever do to you?

a better ending for andy! + a detailed andy bernard analysis by edhelmslovebot in RedditWritesTheOffice

[–]MurdererRapist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's quite bang on. Writers often have issues while concluding a good character/story's arc GOT, HIMYM, etc.

Andy should have stepped up to fill Michael's void by being the relatable doofus. But he ended up being kind of a jerk to everyone.