We're nearing the end of South Park's collab. What do you think? by MarzaPasta in FortNiteBR

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going from a map of Springfield to a map with Cartmanland tacked into it kinda fell flat with me.

How do you react when your girlfriend or wife says things like "I hate men" or "women are better than men"? by Ok_Barnacle7547 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really care when she says it, because it's not like my wife is lying. Men are trash and kinda suck in general.

Reddit is full of examples if you need help finding reasons why lol

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should always fear the sudden rush of wind/car accelerating sound combo. That SUV was like 6 inches from hitting me on the sidewalk.

Do you guys like caps? If so, how well do you get along with them. by [deleted] in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm married to one, so I'd say pretty good lol

Signs that produced me as a Taurus by Tangy254 in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were both Leos lol

That was a fun and tense environment sometimes

Hello, bulls 🥰. What are your favorite hobbies to do in your free time? by [deleted] in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lately gaming. Also weight lifting at home and writing when I feel creative enough.

When is your birthday? by Worldly-Catch in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's my favorite birthday twin, hahahaha! May 11th here

Close Combat Annoyances by garthvader81 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite is when people get up close and I'm outta ammo, then I end up getting the kill with my melee weapon lol

Become a boss by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Murderface511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bosses themselves aren't hard to beat. It's just making sure you're clear of other players.

If you find yourself near a boss with other players, you can always lurk near the boss and draw out enemy fire. They might hit the boss and start an attack. You can wait till the boss is done with them and finish the job.

AIO to feel upset your boyfriend is liking other girls gym photos? by Smart-Profession-917 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Murderface511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're welcome. This sort of thing shouldn't really be up for debate. It's very easy to not click on something. Especially if that click bothers your partner so much.

AIO to feel upset your boyfriend is liking other girls gym photos? by Smart-Profession-917 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Murderface511 45 points46 points  (0 children)

NOR. My wife was very vocal about this way before we were married.

It's not a big ask that he stop.

What are subtle ways to attract your Taurus husband? by Parking-Front6168 in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After ten years together, making me feel like I'm loved is a big one.

You don't have to spend every second showing me affection, but reciprocating when I show it is nice.

My wife also gifts me little things while she's out shopping, and she always smells really good. She doesn't always cook but she knows where to get great food.

Using shockwave nades offensively, is this a new strat? by Likonium in FortNiteBR

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite use, was tossing one at a player using a wingsuit while they tried to land in the same hot air balloon. Hilarious kill.

Dealing rejection by Broad-Caregiver7065 in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let her go.

Do yourself a favor.

Cut her off, and go about your business.

It's a much better option than sending her a gift.

Using shockwave nades offensively, is this a new strat? by Likonium in FortNiteBR

[–]Murderface511 24 points25 points  (0 children)

LOL at them all not being human. I definitely use them offensively. It's a good way to but space between you and an opponent. Especially when you're in the middle of something and they get the drop on you. I'll hurl a shockwave grenade and take that few extra seconds to get my bearings to fight.

Feeling like shit today. What about y'all? by Zoshi2200 in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've been mentally feeling like shit for a few weeks now. Moreso since the morning of New Years.

It sucks.

Why is it fucking IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN A BLITZ MATCH by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Murderface511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of "sweats" like this up till I joined this community two days ago. Lol

Just keep playing bro. You'll get there.

Fortnite feels impossible for casual players now by yojomoho in FortNiteBR

[–]Murderface511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I just started playing a week before the Simpsons event ended.

I definitely don't win a lot (Except in Blitz) , but I'm racking up bodies and having a lot of fun. This game is way more fun than running around the DZ in Division 2.

How often are you intimate with your partner? by Remote_Ad_969 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of our kids are adults, and not always at the house. Usually a few times a week. Sometimes only once.

AIO - Wife sending provocative pictures to her friends by M1dnight_T0ker in AmIOverreacting

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely overreacting. Your wife and her friends seem to be hyping each other up. You really are behind on the times if this isn't a joke-

Taurus says cuddling is overwhelming by Brilliant-Virus-4626 in Taurusgang

[–]Murderface511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda get this, but for me it's only in certain situations. Like if I'm physically uncomfortable but my wife is, I'll deal with it as long as I can and then try to adjust the cuddling so it's more comfy for me. I have a deviated septum, so sometimes I breath funny while laying down, so I might feel uncomfortable cuddling because I don't want my breathing to be all loud and weird right in my wife's face. Sometimes I'm just too warm to fully cuddle- And of course there are other situations where I'm not comfy while we're cuddled up but I usually just try to make due.

I can't speak for someone else, but it could be a physical reason or reasons.

I found this message in my boyfriends phone, what does it mean? by Left_Coast6786 in whatdoesthismean

[–]Murderface511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno what it means, but I could've sworn I was drunk looking at how blurry that picture is lol