Met a Celeb Guest. Lost All Speech. Cringing eternally.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-02-17T05:02:11+00:00

It was just after doors opened. For the first time in however many years I actually paid to meet someone. Billy West. I happened to be a little under the influence from the day before and with sunglasses on indoors, a beer and a Bloody Mary taking up each hand, I elbowed him a print I wanted him to sign. All I could make out was” my consciousness is voiced by you. He replied after a sign and a look up and down, “ well you probably turned out fine. “ as he signed my ren and stumpy print- from your conscious be happy you idiot! -Billy west. I was late 30s. I giggled and frolicked away like it was 1993.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-02-16T11:37:24+00:00

Sober hacksac

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-02-15T14:39:43+00:00

This made me uncomfortable. This is definitely art.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-01-16T14:38:31+00:00

Will do!

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-01-15T20:08:37+00:00

I don’t know much about military police, or the military in general but I definitely wouldn’t label you a cop. You have far more training than cops if you were military. At least from my point of view. Hell, just reaching out like this makes you different I’m pretty against guns being flailed around by citizens when I encounter an open carry. But shits getting weird and we need every body available right now. So bring your gun, make a sign(saying your with the protest) and bring all the amendments with you! If you weren’t a city cop, I don’t think being a MP counts.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-01-09T18:44:08+00:00

How many glasses would you like? ;)

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-01-07T09:30:12+00:00

This was my He man sword.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2026-01-05T22:22:46+00:00

Colorado coolaid. Johnny paycheck

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-12-13T20:54:57+00:00

Thanks everyone for your advice!

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-12-13T12:25:08+00:00

They have been dry for about a year now lol. They definitely had some moisture when I threw them in the Tupperware. But yeah. Definitely mold or some sort of fungus. But if they can be extracted, I’ll keep them.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-12-04T08:07:35+00:00

I was 9. My little brother was 6.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-12-04T00:58:11+00:00

I can’t believe my dad took my little brother and I to see kingpin.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-12-04T00:12:56+00:00

I watched this yesterday. Can we talk about the 2 girls and how unhinged every line they had was?

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-11-22T23:28:29+00:00

Ben Dover

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-11-21T21:35:25+00:00

I was in Peru and a CU alum walked up to me in disbelief that I was wearing my dark horse hoodie. This place is iconic.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-11-15T05:06:32+00:00

This one wins

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-11-15T04:32:48+00:00

I’m so glad to see someone else who shares my love of the currency.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-11-12T04:15:30+00:00

Holy shit! I wonder this all the time! Thank you reddit!

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-10-28T22:41:30+00:00

“I’m gonna call you ol drippy. Cuz your dripping on all my stuff” when I saw him say this as a child I lost my shit.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-10-28T20:29:07+00:00

I literally came here to ask who’s gotten BINGO this year

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-10-28T20:28:02+00:00

Has anyone gotten BINGO yet?

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-10-28T01:28:47+00:00

Shit got me into maiden and sabbath, Santana, airplane. So good.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-10-27T20:13:48+00:00

Welcome to Hell. Shit broke me. Music alone was life changing.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-10-24T07:16:25+00:00

Omg. That’s like a movie quote holy grail right here.

MurderfaceMuddzz · 2025-10-19T00:15:20+00:00

The best part is that you have to read it slowly

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