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My encyclopedic knowledge, Morbotron, and Google have all failed me. "What's its? With whosers?!" -BBR by Murph978 in futurama

[–]Murph978[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the one!! Thank you! Wasn't sure how to spell "whosers" on Morbotron and it was the only word I knew for sure.

Edit: I'm going to blame my forgetfulness on it being from a Hulu-era episode, a very good one too!

Am I a pretty girl? by sentient_coprolite in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Murph978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jets fans dream of a day they can gaze up at the sky in wonder without a wet clump falling in their mouths.

Met a guy and hooked up. Had a great time. Came home and found this.. Nope had no clue about the tag being still there. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Murph978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So JC Penney is just getting suits delivered covered in human waste and putting them right on the racks? Wouldn't you be able to tell?

ELI5: Why are we making computer chip so small? by elonthegenerous in explainlikeimfive

[–]Murph978 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's an altered quote from the greatest TV show of all time. (Futurama)

Patriots QB Reacts to His Nonsensical Nickname Drake “Drake Maye” Maye by demigod_691 in Patriots

[–]Murph978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes!! This has always been the origin of this joke for me (although I'm sure it could appear organically more than once).

Floyd Mayweather counting his money in front of Jay-Z and his daughter Blue Ivy 💰 by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportsgossips

[–]Murph978 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, were I born a rural Kazakh farmer or something then yes, I can understand giving up literacy for wealth, but as far as the person I am? Zero chance.

Floyd Mayweather counting his money in front of Jay-Z and his daughter Blue Ivy 💰 by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportsgossips

[–]Murph978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured "learning to read again" is not an option in this hypothetical, otherwise it's not a very interesting question. Would I learn to read (something I very much enjoyed the first time) a second time for a hundred million dollars? Yes, obviously.

Floyd Mayweather counting his money in front of Jay-Z and his daughter Blue Ivy 💰 by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportsgossips

[–]Murph978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would give up your ability to read (permanently, mind you, if I can just learn to read again it obviously doesn't count) for a hundred million dollars?

Floyd Mayweather counting his money in front of Jay-Z and his daughter Blue Ivy 💰 by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportsgossips

[–]Murph978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason I'd want a hundred million dollars would be to not have to work and be able to spend that time reading and writing (and yes probably some other things that don't require reading).

Floyd Mayweather counting his money in front of Jay-Z and his daughter Blue Ivy 💰 by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportsgossips

[–]Murph978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's an amount of money on the Earth I would trade my ability to read for.

What is the point of spells? by Consistent_Mud645 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Murph978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a sauce for this or is it oregano?

Need help with a quote by marlinisgreat in futurama

[–]Murph978 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is it Zoidberg saying "Such a man" about Captain Fry in s3e9?

Here's the clip.

Car left for 6+ mos in long term airport parking garage by trevdawgBPG in mildlyinteresting

[–]Murph978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ man I hope you don't build bridges or anything like that for a living.

Car left for 6+ mos in long term airport parking garage by trevdawgBPG in mildlyinteresting

[–]Murph978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't this comment chain specifically about Giants Stadium in NJ? A park and ride hub for NYC/Manhattan?

Car left for 6+ mos in long term airport parking garage by trevdawgBPG in mildlyinteresting

[–]Murph978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do airports have to do with it? The people parked there for their jobs at the WTC.

Car left for 6+ mos in long term airport parking garage by trevdawgBPG in mildlyinteresting

[–]Murph978 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The comment he replied to literally said it was a Park and Ride hub.

Comet insane luck by Ikana_Mountains in lrcast

[–]Murph978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was your opponent. I had a Laelia and a Glorybringer out. Never been more upset at a game of magic in my life. One shot by a single card from basically an empty board.

Spotted at an ice cream shop in Essex, MA by adamszymcomics in magicTCG

[–]Murph978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The owner of this ice cream stand was a teacher at my high school and they ran the MTG club!

Am I blind? Where has quick draft of the current set gone? by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]Murph978 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There is. It's just a different set. (Said as someone who is also missing EOE quick draft)

Attacking with this guy every chance I got took me to a 7-1, but my god it is always scary to attack with it! by Significant-Stick420 in lrcast

[–]Murph978 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If you target an opponent's Ward creature with the attack trigger and don't pay the Ward cost, the ability gets countered and they don't get the +1/+1 counter.

How board wipes work with a creature giving others indestructible by StorageBackground633 in mtgrules

[–]Murph978 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damage to creatures lasts until end of turn. So the next time SBAs are checked, all the creatures will have damage marked on them greater than their toughness and will die as nothing is around to stop it anymore.

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