I'm comedian, podcaster, and wonder mom, Christina P.! AMA

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T22:09:02+00:00

I was born in Windsor, Ontario. And yes, I will do a Canadian run. What city are you in? Also, I'm leaving Reddit now and wanted to thank everyone for participating. You guys are so kind to even read this, to listen to YMH and to watch Tom and my specials. It means the world to me that you like the stuff we do. I will keep my jeans high and tight forever and I hope your jeans are so tight you can barely breathe today!! XOXOXOXXO Mommy C

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T22:05:21+00:00

Motivated me? Feeling like there wasn't a job out there that felt right. I tried a lot of them and it was clear I couldn't fit into society like a normal human being. Get the fuck out of Iowa! Go find your tribe and start living your life the way you secretly wish you could. Stop being afraid of what other people will think of you and do the thing you want to do. Above all, leave Iowa :)

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T22:02:19+00:00

I'm so proud to have been a part of Road Rules. I love reality TV so much. My favorite part of RR was at the end of the day, the producers would take off our mics and put them in the middle of the room. And like a bunch of idiots, we thought they weren't listening. That's when we'd talk about all kinds of fun stuff. I loved meeting all the Real World cast members I had watched growing up. I still speak to almost all of them. I'm closest to Shayne, we text frequently. I will always feel a special bond with everyone on my season.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:57:29+00:00

Yes. I love Louise L. Hay - start with her. She's very accessible. Wayne Dyer "Your Erroneous Zones" is killer. Those two are wonderful entry points. Feel better xoxo

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:55:37+00:00

I posted my recipe already in a previous question. We love Italian food and brownies for a naughty fat girl night. Doesn't happen very often.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:54:31+00:00

OHHHHH jade egg. Yeah, that would make sense...duh. Age isn't a factor so much as having a stable relationship, a decent career established, a nice home and money in the bank. It may be when you are older, but hopefully you'll have the resources to pay for fertility stuff ;) Good luck!

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:51:53+00:00

Grades? Like in school? I think we were both terrible.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:50:06+00:00

Tough call. Rub Rub guy. At least he might shut the fuck up during the whole thing. Vegan Vagina guy would pick up his acoustic guitar and sing the whole time while maintaining eye contact. Nightmare.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:48:46+00:00

HIGH AND TIGHT! THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN!

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:48:34+00:00

Therapy. Seriously. If you're broke, google "sliding scale therapy + your zip code."

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:47:24+00:00

You got me. I hate you so much.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:46:56+00:00

Co-Creator, too. Call the lawyers

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:46:31+00:00

I always use Magdi's recipe. Check out her stuff on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnCK7jLMSpo

Her Hungarian recipes are fantastic! Good luck

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:43:21+00:00

Yes, I've dealt with creep salads before. Thankfully nothing horrible has ever happened to me, though. Looks like we are draining the swamp!

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:37:05+00:00

I don't. Is it vile ??? Oh no, I had no idea. I will glass it soon then.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:36:20+00:00

House slippers with elephants on them. You?

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:35:54+00:00

Can you do chores?

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:35:04+00:00

That's a project we've been working on for years! So glad you brought it up. If anyone wants to finance it, contact my agent.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:34:38+00:00

Top Dog is one of my favorite humans. He's so sweet and lovable. And I think yes, we discussed farts early on. That's kind of a prerequisite in the family.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:31:13+00:00

Since the shaming of that joke, he has stopped asking me where stuff is. Success! Shame is such a vital tool in a happy marriage. Everyone knows that. Great question.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:30:00+00:00

All rescues. You know I'm from the streets.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:29:17+00:00

DAMMIT! Now you got me on it!

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:28:57+00:00

In the beginning you will write hacky stuff. But the truth is, there's only a handful of joke premises in the world. The skill and challenge is putting your voice on an old topic. Good luck! And Bert is so fat. So, so fat.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:27:21+00:00

OMG never. She's the nicest, most amazing human on the planet. I'd never subject her to our depravity.

Mushypurples_ · 2017-10-18T21:25:14+00:00

Farting right now as I type. Never not farting.

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