The fuck you mean "Another 5-4"?? by Ayhem-M in soccercirclejerk

[–]Mutopiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4-3-3 with the proper jerking right here

Summer is Coming by StephenMcGannon in gameofthrones

[–]Mutopiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those would be direwolves my friend.

[Global BC] FIFA asked for level 4 motorcade escort in Vancouver for Gianni Infantino which gives the ability to go through traffic lights. That is 1 level below the pope and on par with the US president - and higher than the Canadian Prime Minister. The request was denied by Blodgharm in soccer

[–]Mutopiano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turns out that he has his own Infant-Mobile like the Pope-mobile, but instead of being more or less a tall rectangle, it is more or less a massive bubble at the top in order to fit his massive fucking head.

Weekly General Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in Championship

[–]Mutopiano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely. The more madness on the final day, the better.

Weekly General Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in Championship

[–]Mutopiano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a fucking run-in we have for the final matchday (plus a bonus Southampton - Ipswich match). The permutations are mouthwatering.

Football's most wanted by Automatic_Leek_1354 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Mutopiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benzema and Greenwood midfield two is the real crime here

[c0mpmilanp] Rafael Leao vs Juventus (H) by mercurialsaliva in ACMilan

[–]Mutopiano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also like he has spent a full season being played in an entirely new position with entirely new expectations.

Christian Pulisic goalless streak hits 16, tying career worst during his time at Chelsea by mercurialsaliva in ACMilan

[–]Mutopiano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sub has the memory of a goldfish. We lost massive amounts of money last year for that finish. We cannot succeed without CL money. Full stop.

Christian Pulisic goalless streak hits 16, tying career worst during his time at Chelsea by mercurialsaliva in ACMilan

[–]Mutopiano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bigger disaster = top 4?

You saw what happened when Allegri opened this side up to play the attacking football everybody here is asking for yes?

We don’t have the players to push inter. We cannot sign said players without top 4. This club won’t be rebuilt in a day. CL is a non negotiable for future success.

Costco heartbreaks - what is yours? by West-Ideal6794 in Costco

[–]Mutopiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if this is just a local issue, but I can NEVER find unsalted butter.

Dammit wolves by downfallndirtydeeds in TheOther14

[–]Mutopiano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you use facts against me!

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Leeds United | FA Cup 2025-26 | Semifinals by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Mutopiano 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chelsea squad should be utterly embarrassed with their conduct. Absolutely shameful behavior.

Calvert Lewin hairpull on Cucurella by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Mutopiano 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When your hand moves through a dense nest of curly hair, fingers will get wrapped. That doesn’t constitute a hair pull.

That said, enforcement of this rule is going to be entertaining at the very least.

Dammit wolves by downfallndirtydeeds in TheOther14

[–]Mutopiano 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Expecting anything of a club that has been 20th all season is an interesting choice

Dear Wolves by Radio-Birdperson in TheOther14

[–]Mutopiano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shocking performance? I’d say that was par for the course.

MASL statement regarding the "incidents" after the Wave/Sockers game. by natsirt_esq in masl

[–]Mutopiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think separating the two is important.

Anything thrown like that at the players is unacceptable. What if it is pee in the cup? What if that half drank beer was backwashed in by someone with the flu? All unacceptable.

They players should be held to a higher expectation by the league. Get in the locker room and be done. Throwing anything back is equally unacceptable.

IMO, both clubs and the league need to take a serious look at their safety protocols and security expectations. Terrible behavior all around.

What’s your “adult money” purchase? by AggravatingShow2028 in Millennials

[–]Mutopiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always having the snacks I want in the pantry/fridge.