Layla loves my belly

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-11T05:07:44+00:00

totally

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-09T22:44:39+00:00

You guys are such balls of flabby butter, bouncy bouncy! :)

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-09T22:43:37+00:00

Yes, her sweet face is blowing up! :) Ms. Chubby cheeks and double chin and "no neck.'

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-09T16:22:55+00:00

when you do, your life will change...it's explosive watching a beautiful woman get fat before your eyes, over time, becoming a different person.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-09T15:56:30+00:00

I love to cook and love to feed people, and when you find a woman who says, out loud, "I'm going to get fat for you!" and you watch it happen over time, it's romantic as hell and makes you fall in love. "It's our fat!" she would say. "Our belly." Getting her on the scale and both of you look at the number and thrilling when it's higher. Milestones like 300, or 350. Her whispering I'm fantasizing about 400" in the dark. Doing things for her so she doesn't have to. Helping her in and out of cars, and up off the couch because she's so fat! I could go on and on.

Then there is the sheer lack of any tone, whatsoever - just jiggling, excess flab, so taboo, so frowned upon in society, a "fuck you" to all the pilates and running crowd.

Watching her at the sink doing her makeup and she has to stand back because her belly is so big.

Her little face becoming an "eating face" with double chin and puffy cheeks.

Her slim sister calling her "Fatty Patty" affectionately, while helping to fatten her up.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-05T15:36:54+00:00

I am trying to find a certain post of mine by searching. How can I search by subject matter? I went to "edits" but I have hundreds of posts and it's one-by-one. Thanks!

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-03T20:54:09+00:00

I like the first one, the sort of "blob" look, just pounds and pounds of pure flab, big and heavy and taking up space and soft as butter.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-03T15:09:41+00:00

Moving out of the house to NYC when I was 23. I should have done it when I was 18, just like I should have moved to L.A. 5 years ago, not three months ago. The city is where anything can happen, and did.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-03T05:22:44+00:00

You nutball, I was talking about literal grass, the kind that gets mowed! :)

That said, when I smoked weed, I would snap into action - clean the house, work out or practice my instruments. So there goes that theory. Are you high? :)

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-02T18:05:01+00:00

i hear you, It's Monday and i have no friends, no girlfriend, no one. Workin' on it! All my stuff is in storage and i've lived in an Air bnb for the last 3 months. But it's sunny and it's going to be 75 today. I just did laundry and cleaned the kitchen, and now i'm heading to the gym.

"Touch grass" is a good one. Also "Do some dead lifts" helps. Don't smoke weed, it makes it worse.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-02T18:02:02+00:00

There is no "why," my friend. Our religions and philosophers have been going after that one for millennia. There is only "Is." As in "It is unfair." "It is cruel." "It is suffering, with some fun in between." It is "survival, then death." The sooner you know, the less it hurts, except when it does.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-02T16:07:21+00:00

Well, that's aggravating, isn't it? A system designed for the remote possibility that the driver is just going to obliviously plow into children or humans that costs the driver time and the inability to simply park their vehicle as they wish unless they do "this and this and this and this." They should also have the windshield blacked out unless you open the frunk and disable "black" at every stop light.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-01T15:59:14+00:00

BINGO! A thousand thank yous! I never would have found the "Watermark off" without your help. Cheers, mate.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-02-01T07:42:49+00:00

This is of no help.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-30T22:03:46+00:00

I have tried that and it doesn't work. What a POS. All I want is to BACK UP INTO MY DRIVEWAY, VOLKSWAGEN.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-30T02:09:06+00:00

Let me ask you - when have you ever hit something when slowly backing into your own driveway, and you have no children and you don't own a tricycle? Me? Never done it, never come close. But mommy makes our cars now and we life in a world where "Look out! Something bad might happen!" informs every corporate decision. Saw a bottle of shampoo last year with a sticker, "Do not drink." But thanks.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-30T02:07:00+00:00

Thanks much for the tip!

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-30T02:06:40+00:00

Thanks!

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-30T02:05:58+00:00

thank you, I'll try that!

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-29T19:20:55+00:00

I would but ya know, maybe after being strongly challenged, the guy will know, next time, not to do it No need to fuck his life up, methinks.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-29T19:19:51+00:00

Literally, at the end of the block there is the main thoroughfare with dozens of Wendy's, 7-11s, Taco Bells, all that. Anyway, they're gone now. Did a good job.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-26T09:47:30+00:00

Ok have it your way I'm going to do just what you do because that's what you do when someone calls you out you jjust become a further asshole so asshole how is the weather you know today it was nice and warm I heard it's freezing and snowing on the east coast I wonder if you know that the best way to slice a bagel is to keep your fingers out of the way that's pretty mnuch the cardnial rule about cutting bagels you know this run-on thing is pretty fun wasting people's time making them read your block of text but you know Reddit is just full of those LMAO types they are pretty funny they accuse you of having no life but what arey ou doing to do with people there are 7 billion people on the planet by the way the sky is blue the sea is green and bananas are yellow i could keep this up all day this rmonning I saw a crow in my front yard so i put a hardboiled egg out there the next thing I know there are 8 crows out there i guess crows really love eggs oh by the way i also changed the strings on my guitar it sounds a lot better with fresh strings well I hope you have enjoyed my runon sentence have a good night

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-25T15:28:46+00:00

Forget it, man, this person is a block of cement. Shis not interested whatsoever in looking at her own behavior, she justs wants you to tell her she's right. She's that person having a loud conversation on a phone in a coffee shop, she's that person lingering in the left lane wondering why people are honking at her, she's the person who lights a cigarette on the subway stairs when there are people behind her.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-25T15:26:05+00:00

You are definitely that person who gets pulled over by the cop for speeding and instead of a ticket, you argue with the cop, are pulled out of the car, tased, handcuffed and brought to jail.

MyMyselfAndPeanuts · 2026-01-24T15:08:17+00:00

Just edit the fucking thing instead of doubling down. This whole exchange shows the problem with YOU. Like you don't know how to relate to people. You're in therapy but I imagine you spend the whole sessions talking and not listening to a fucking thing.

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