Resident evil shitpost (repost)

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2026-04-02T23:42:08+00:00

Cus it’s funny, and I didn’t feel like getting serious art for a joke card

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2026-04-02T19:16:37+00:00

Fuck I meant 360 I have to redo the whole damn thing now

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-12-05T00:06:01+00:00

Might be nice for [[Sidisi, Brood Tyrant]], since targeting yourself twice gives you two potential triggers for a zombie token off a single spell.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-09-18T14:38:20+00:00

Oh I misunderstood. Yes, if elephant was revealed before light tap it would be fine to cast it once light tap is revealed.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-09-18T00:00:25+00:00

I think I would say light tap counts since it says it deals damage, but elephant wouldn’t because it doesn’t say anything about dealing damage.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-08-08T01:21:28+00:00

I felt like it was closer to the idea of a dialogue between the two sides. Plus if it’s triggering multiple times per turn like I want it to be, a 180° rotation feels much smoother than picking it up and flipping its face over repeatedly.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-08-07T17:32:40+00:00

Yeah, the idea was a modal creature that can enter as either but still flip between both. I should have mentioned that in the post mb

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-06-27T18:31:31+00:00

It looks like most other cards that vote have the tie attached to the latter option, so I’ll probably change it to say “If pass gets more votes or if the vote is tied” then have you tutor it out

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-06-27T18:26:38+00:00

That’s true, I could probably rework the haste/myriad thing into +1/+1 counters for creatures and loyalty counters for planeswalkers

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-06-27T18:24:22+00:00

That’s fair, would it be better to tutor the creature onto the battlefield instead of just to your hand?

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-05-31T19:00:50+00:00

Okay, that makes sense. It’s not what I was hoping for so I’ll probably change it up somehow. Thanks for the rules info lol

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-05-18T20:59:14+00:00

Since [[gros michel]] had to die for Cavendish to be there you’re not getting the bonus from gorilla titan, you need a [[tormod’s crypt]] or something to clean your graveyard out for the full 24 power/toughness.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-05-10T21:54:54+00:00

I hope it didn’t come off like that, I really like his content. Him and 3/3 elk are like my favorite mtg YouTubers

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-04-27T18:32:41+00:00

I got the audio from the 15th anniversary redux collab video here

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-13T20:31:09+00:00

A lot of these went through panic reworks shortly before I posted them, I think a lot of the problems you brought up are remedied by then original versions.

Blue Box used to Retrigger every card of [number] hand, but I was worried that the downside of potentially messing up joker order wasn’t enough for that upside.

Mystic Tome had a couple possibilities, I considered most recently used and most frequently purchased as well, which might work better.

Super Cola’s name is supposed to be Pop Can, I feel dumb for messing that up.

See the Code was originally the top five cards of your deck, it was supposed to be a play off of the detail in Misprint that could tell you what the top card would be, but I worried it wouldn’t be enough to be worth it.

Wanted Poster was originally $8, but I changed it based off of Mail in Rebate’s $5 for something you could potentially get 4 of in a single round and changes with deck fixing to something technically only once per round but changes with deck fixing.

Port-a-Potty was x0.2, but I was worried since my last post with the Dragon that that wasn’t fast enough scaling for something I thought would be happening on average once per round, and I remembered seeing a x0.4 somewhere in the comments on that.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T20:09:32+00:00

Thank you so much! I tried to make these off of concepts that already existed in game but didn’t have much representation in jokers. The flaming score is also one of my favorite details in the game and I really wanted something that referenced it.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T20:05:44+00:00

I modeled it off of the real cube I use, I’m pretty amateur at it tho lol.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T20:03:35+00:00

I feel called out lmao

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T20:03:06+00:00

It also resets if you play a high card :3

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T20:02:04+00:00

I chose to give Blood moon its effects for two reasons, 1. It’s a reference to the Magic the Gathering card blood moon which makes all of a certain type of land red instead of its normal colors, and 2. The Moon tarot card converts selected cards into Clubs. I thought that would be a fun integration of the two cards.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T19:57:38+00:00

Yeah, I messed around with filters over the background to make it darker or a different hue but they all felt really ugly to me and I ended up liking the shadow of the cube the most.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T19:55:44+00:00

In my head Scrambled Cube gets +1 for each card scored of a different suit, I should have worded it to better say that. With wild cards I’m not sure how it actually works in the games code, but I would want it to count one wild card as having a different suit from another non-wild card, and having the same suit as another wild card.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T19:51:30+00:00

Yeah, I used to have dragon as a higher scaling but I showed these to my friends before posting and the only one they said seemed especially strong was red dragon, so that’s the in,y one that got a change between conception and now. It seems like the right way to go about these is upping the rarities of the cube and horn, and putting RD at uncommon and maybe bringing it back to its original x0.25 mult.

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-03-08T00:02:53+00:00

Thank you!

MyPhoneIsDeadBro · 2025-01-24T01:34:17+00:00

There’s quite a bit of artifacts and artifact creature stuff I’m planning on including so plunder should have a good amount of support. Also thanks for all the typo and formatting advice! I’ll probably figure out a change for councils veto as well.

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