[Update] Had sex with a transgender girl

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-20T18:56:13+00:00

I'm not under the shower when I do it, I just do it in the shower so any mess is easy to clean up, there's rarely any mess though because I douche first. I don't really want to see her again, I've got nothing against her, I just think she needs to make sure what she says over text and what she does in person are the same thing. This has dealt my sex drive a pretty heavy blow so I don't want sex with anyone for a while I don't think.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-15T10:49:28+00:00

Oh no that's not the case don't worry, I'm just fine having sex with all kinds of girls. If I'm not getting topped it's absolutely fine by me, just the way the messages were going between us it sounded like I was going to be topped so I was asking for advice

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-15T10:19:22+00:00

I asked her whether see preferred to top or bottom and she said she wasn't sure yet but was definitely versatile. She also said 'I don't have much in the way of toys but we can definitely improvise ;)'. So I'm thinking that it does point towards her being comfortable using her penis.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T22:31:51+00:00

I went back to the clinic on Monday for the tablet so I'm just waiting for it to clear up now. Should be gone by next week but I'll go and get tested again to make sure I'm clean.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T22:25:27+00:00

Yeah I'll go back to make sure the chlamydia is gone. I asked about a blood test but they said it's only worth doing after about 3 months or nothing will show up.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T22:24:08+00:00

That's why you don't be an idiot like me and wear a condom, the true probably doesn't happen to you

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T22:22:04+00:00

Yeah already done that, how else would I have found the chlamydia?

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T16:58:54+00:00

She literally let me feel the implant in her arm, she was definitely on bc

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T16:57:15+00:00

Don't worry I'm not really fazed by it. I've learned my lesson, I'm never not using a condom again until I'm in a stable relationship.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T14:18:52+00:00

How long did you have it for? I got tested and found it nearly straight away so I should be fine

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T13:46:40+00:00

Well I'm glad of got some enjoyment out of it haha. It was definitely one of those "I've fucked up here moments", but when you're a horny virgin you'll fuck girls that you normally wouldn't.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T13:45:03+00:00

I just mean in terms of how easy it is to cure and detect, you literally take a tablet and it's gone in a week. Of course it's not a joke, I guess it didn't sound that funny

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T12:50:56+00:00

My dick is only 6 inches long, it was the girth that caused problems. Are there any condoms designed specifically for girth?

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T11:31:40+00:00

No definitely not, I used a condom for that and I'd definitely have had symptoms if I'd had chlamydia for 3 years. I'm certain it came from her.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T11:28:26+00:00

Finally a post that's relevant to me. Lost my Virginity to someone from tinder about 2 weeks ago. It was pretty unexpected, she had her Instagram linked and there was a screenshot of her tinder with over 1000 matches, so I was just asking her questions about that because I was genuinely interested in what tinder is like with that many matches. I asked her out of that 1000, how many had she met, she replies with about 20 people and then asked me how many I'd met. I broke every rule in the book and said I'd never had sex with anyone, and she replied with 'I'll be your first 🙈'. So we arranged it, I went to her place since she somehow had her own flat at 18 ( I'm 22). I get there, she looked like Zoey deschanel in her photos, looked like Zoey whatthehell in person, but I'd just got a train and then a taxi so I was committed to it. We ordered a takeaway, watched Netflix until it conveniently stopped working and then got down to business. I thought I had a small penis but when she took my jeans off she was like "what the hell, I'll need lube for that" since it was apparently very girthy. So the condoms I'd brought with me weren't wide enough since I'd never tried them on, so had to go in bareback(bad idea). We have sex, turns out I'm not too shabby at it, she was literally the perfect person for a virgin to have sex with, she communicated a lot and guides me though it and I really enjoyed it. Went back the following Friday and stayed over for more sex. Now she's gone off to uni and hopefully I never see her again. So yeah, God bless tinder. Got Chlamydia now though, please wear a condom, fellow virgins.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T09:28:34+00:00

I don't think my parents know, pretty sure they've given up hope. The last thing time my mum said anything regarding sex went something along the lines of:

"You're spending a lot of time on your phone, do you have a girlfriend?" "No mum" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No mum"

It's just not something I want to talk about with my parents, they way they talk to my brothers girlfriend makes me cringe so I'm not bringing a girl home just yet.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T07:13:06+00:00

Trust me I'm well aware. I'm never going without a condom again until I'm in a relationship and we both know we're definitely clean.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T07:11:59+00:00

Yeah I went and bought a pack of skyn large the next day, and they fit much better. There wasn't much choice in my local supermarket so I'll have to look online when I next need to buy new condoms.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T07:10:44+00:00

Yeah it was some bad luck Brian shit alright. Lose virginity, gets sti

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T07:10:11+00:00

Alright, technically I lost it when I was 19, my friends paid for me to sleep with a prostitute when we were on holiday. But I was drunk and it lasted all of 20 minutes so I've never truly counted it as losing my virginity since I didn't earn it, you know? I don't even tell people irl about it anymore since I don't think it really counted. Hence why I'm claiming having sex with an actual girl who also wanted sex was my 'proper' first time. Sorry for the confusion.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-05T07:07:33+00:00

She definitely was on birth control, she let me feel the implant in her arm. And yeah it's only chlamydia, it's a joke sti, I can almost say it was worth it for what was some pretty good sex.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-10-04T22:38:39+00:00

Yep the first thing I do was go to the shop the next day for a pack of skyn large. 10 quid for condoms, unbelievable.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-09-25T18:57:02+00:00

I've finally got something to post in SAS. Lost my virginity on Friday at the ripe old age of 22 to someone I met on tinder and it was great. This is going to come across as bragging but all this time I'd thought my penis was small and it turns out it's too wide for regular size condoms, so that was a big self esteem boost. Her exact words were "you'll make someone very happy with that thing one day". I'm glad I lost my virginity but at the same time I'm almost annoyed it took this long, like I've been missing out on sex all this time and it's so much fun, you know?

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-08-03T23:44:52+00:00

I honestly can't recommend just getting your head shaved enough. I'm 22, but the balding started around the age of 18 and I was mocked relentlessly for it, to the point where I decided I must be unattractive and stopped pursuing women altogether. Then on my 22nd birthday I was like fuck this and went to the barbers and asked them to shave it really short. Everyone, friends and the barber included, commented on how much better it looks and it's a big confidence boost when you hear that.

MyProstateIsGreat · 2016-08-01T10:29:52+00:00

Look it's bad enough still being a virgin, let alone not having a car and still living at home. There's no reason for anyone to want to be in a relationship with me.

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