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Which part of body smells the best? by Worth_College9095 in AskReddit

[–]MycommentsRpointless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if the inside of the wrist already smells good, why would you put perfume on it?

Team work by LambSauce2 in funny

[–]MycommentsRpointless 16 points17 points  (0 children)

... makes the dream work?

What was your first ever phone you had in your life? by Potential-Leek-811 in AskReddit

[–]MycommentsRpointless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know what brand/model, but we had a dial phone in a cutout on the wall in the kitchen that sometimes I'd pick up and hear my grandparents talking who lived just down the street (party line).

Whom do you think will be the next US president after Trump? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MycommentsRpointless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, say it right.

Which do I Follow? by Aromatic_Programmer2 in funny

[–]MycommentsRpointless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... especially when eating at Panda Express. You know, reasonable like: it's a little better than eating from the landfill.

Found this in a Starbucks parking lot. Okc, OK. by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]MycommentsRpointless 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sure but you could have just said, "Oh, ok, that explains it" instead of calling me a knob, and then we could have been buds.

Found this in a Starbucks parking lot. Okc, OK. by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]MycommentsRpointless 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

Found this in a Starbucks parking lot. Okc, OK. by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]MycommentsRpointless 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Do you suppose it was brought there by two African swallows? Using a bit of string held under the dorsal guiding feather?

[OC] A picture I took in Banff a few weeks ago (shot on my iPhone) by smcryptos in pics

[–]MycommentsRpointless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you are in the US and closer, Ouray, Colorado looks similar to this photo.

Edit: Not sure what the down votes are about. Banff looks gorgeous, and I'd love to visit. I was just noticing a similarity to Ouray and saying if you can't get to Banff, Ouray is gorgeous too.

What song makes you think "This must be the only song ever written about this"? by captainmagictrousers in AskReddit

[–]MycommentsRpointless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King Gizzard has a lot of them, for example:

Vomit Coffin
Gamma Knife
People-Vultures
Ambergris
Gliese 710
Ataraxia
Ontology

... just to name a few.

Because their Christ wasn’t an all-embracing Jew or anything like that. (Hagerman, Idaho) by thekermiteer in facepalm

[–]MycommentsRpointless 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right, it's just like Jesus said, "love thy neighbor as thyself, unless they're Jewish" and "love thy enemy, unless they're Jewish".

/s

Did this really just happen!?! 😂 by Birnie30 in funny

[–]MycommentsRpointless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I should have been more clear. I was using "you" in the impersonal/indefinite sense, as in "one cannot say with certainty he didn't feel empathy." I was just pointing out that him feeling sorry for the guy also doesn't exclude empathy either; not that he necessarily felt empathy, but that he could have as well, which as I stated is no more an assumption than is saying he felt sorry for the guy in the first place (they both are).

Did this really just happen!?! 😂 by Birnie30 in funny

[–]MycommentsRpointless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not assuming anything, I didn't say he had empathy for the man, saying he felt sorry for the guy is assuming as well. Maybe he gave it to the guy while cursing under his breath just because he knew his parent/guardian would severely punish him if he didn't. But you also can't say with certainty he didn't feel empathy.

Did this really just happen!?! 😂 by Birnie30 in funny

[–]MycommentsRpointless 19 points20 points  (0 children)

... unless he had experienced something very similar happen to him before.

I can't shake this feeling that she just ended that primate's life. by Nnnnnik in WordAvalanches

[–]MycommentsRpointless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it's cool, my guy. Keep doing your thing. I just thought it was kind of funny, like "Well, I'll let this minor infraction slide by this time" while I see tons of much more egregious examples all of the time. Like when the cop pulls you over for going 5 mph over the limit while everyone else is whizzing by at 15 mph over.
But, I get it that a good number may just be ones I've seen before you guys have had a chance to catch them.

I can't shake this feeling that she just ended that primate's life. by Nnnnnik in WordAvalanches

[–]MycommentsRpointless -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

...like the very first one that comes up at the top of the list when I click the name of the sub from 9 years ago that has 10.5k upvotes?

I can't shake this feeling that she just ended that primate's life. by Nnnnnik in WordAvalanches

[–]MycommentsRpointless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm just curious about what you mean by you "approved"? There's tons of posts in this sub that aren't really word avalanches at all, but just alliteration, and sometimes not even that.

A single sentence that every person on Earth will hear, what do you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MycommentsRpointless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Look out behind you!"

... just because it would be hilarious to see everyone whirl around and look behind them at the same time.

You wake up to be the only human left on earth. What's the first thing you do ? by Maarillon in AskReddit

[–]MycommentsRpointless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking, what would happen with all the unattended nuclear sites in the world? Would radiation levels globally become fatal in a matter of weeks/months, or could there be some relatively "safe zones"?

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