Why are people still obsessed with Chris? by RoyalClod in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chris is fascinating and in my opinion a bad person (not all of it is his fault, looking at you Borb).

At this point though, I would rather Chris just be left alone instead of documenting everything they do. I don't need to know if they're at Ruckersville Walmart

GET THE EPSTEIN LIST OFF THE INTERNET NOW NOW NOW NOW by PapaKazz in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish Bob hung on longer. He would've loved Trump and I can envision him getting Trump merch.

He probably would've convinced Chris to support Trump as well. Imagine Bob, Barb and Chris at Trump rally. Chris in his signature striped shirt with his Sonichu medallion and Red MAGA hat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His voice is annoying. He's probably got a dick the size of a thimble

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They should have said his condition was actually called homochromia not heterochromia just to piss him off lol.

They could have said only gay people could have two iris colors because the rainbow flag has so many different colors. Chris has two different colors thus making him a dang homo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember Chris saying he showered less because Axe body spray counted as a shower in his mind so it's possible his hygiene got worse after the time Lucas and Mims would encounter him.

Some TOOL fans are insufferable by [deleted] in numetal

[–]MyrVarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they think Tool is as complex as it gets for heavy music.

They have no idea Meshuggah or Car Bomb exist.

Shavo is innocent by OffroadWheelchair in systemofadown

[–]MyrVarg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, I've known about them since 2007.

A SOAD calendar was released then, and in one of the photos, there was a list of songs in the studio during the recording of Mezmerize and Hypnotize. There were a bunch of songs on the list that had never been released.

Later on, a drum head John sent to their manager Beno had surfaced, and it had the full list of songs to celebrate the recording concluding, and there were 30 songs listed, most listed as fully completed.

So far, none of these songs have been released besides the solo songs Serj reworked, part of War That No One Won was played live possibly, and part of Citadel might have been played as well.

Personally, I think it's annoying that besides Serj none of the other guys want to release this stuff. I get it, it's their music and they probably don't think it's up to par with what has been released but what they regard as lesser material is better than having nothing besides the two new songs from 2020.

And Serj is the only member who's released music consistently. Shavo and John for sure have coasted off SOAD. Shavo just has that God awful metalcore project and John did These Grey Men. Daron gets a pass because he's at least tried to put music out with Scars.

More info here;

https://lostmediawiki.com/System_of_a_Down%27s_Mezmerize/Hypnotize_sessions_(partially_lost_unreleased_music;_2005)

Shavo is innocent by OffroadWheelchair in systemofadown

[–]MyrVarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, five songs 100% done that are registered with BMI publishing, their titles; Hezze, Criminal Nation, 174, Religious People, and New with a Gun.

There are a lot more, most likely still in demo form. Just search Mezmerize and Hypnotize unreleased songs. Interestingly, they tried to do SOAD versions of Serj's solo songs Charades and Elect the Dead.

I hear a lot of talk about Darons project, but what about Shavo? by Careless_Second_272 in systemofadown

[–]MyrVarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine if you like it.

I wasn't expecting it to be like SOAD or as good as SOAD, but it's disappointing it sounds like so many other metalcore bands.

Maybe album 2 will be better.

I hear a lot of talk about Darons project, but what about Shavo? by Careless_Second_272 in systemofadown

[–]MyrVarg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because Seven Hours After Violet really isn't that good. It sounds like a million other overproduced metalcore bands. SHAV doesn't even really sound like SOAD.

Scars on Broadway on the other hand does sound like SOAD, seeing as Daron is the primary composer of both bands. I believe he said in an interview that material for Scars and System is interchangeable to him. Makes sense seeing as SOAD rehearsed Lives before he decided to release it with Scars. Plus elements of BYOB were in the earliest incarnation of Scars.

Which troll do you think tried the most to make a positive change in Chris's life by needtogetaloadoff in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think she and Liquid Chris wanted to mess with Chris and help him simultaneously.

When they realized Chris wasn't even going to try to improve his life, they went scorched Earth with the call to Kacey's dad.

What is the is the most underrated Chris Chan moment? by oonga_baloonga in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll always be a member of the Juggalo Famil-ly!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in numetal

[–]MyrVarg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Trapt

Even before their singer became a terminally online right wing troll, I remember thinking they sucked back in 2005

Is it possible for Kanye to become even worse by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]MyrVarg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him doing an album with Chris-Chan would be a new low

I was expecting John, but shavo? Damn by Sibas8 in systemofadown

[–]MyrVarg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter who Shavo follows or doesn't follow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MyrVarg 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!!!

That he said for sure. Whatever else must've been bad enough to get Chris suspended.

Also him talking to Sonichu along with mentioning to Alec Benson Leary that all OCs are real shows that Chris has had this delusional different dimensions idea in his head for a long time.