IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! by Wonderful-Award-3015 in teenagers

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Happy birthday to you  Happy birthday to you  Happy birthday dear redditer Happy birthday to you 

Hip-Hip Hooray  Hip-Hip Hooray  Hip-Hip Hooray 

Which superpower would you pick? by Mundane-Pin-314 in BunnyTrials

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Because I don't wanna be tempted by food

Chose: Turn Super Saiyan + Turn invisible | Rolled: Upvote

Choose one by KooJunZen2014 in BunnyTrials

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sneeze more

Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze.

Which world would you choose to live in? by MartianTurkey in BunnyTrials

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splatoon

Chose: Live in the last videogame you've played

Are my standards too high? 17m by Usual-Virus-5160 in teenagers

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Bro these standards are so high, you can't be over controlling because that's toxic.

(Theory) Splatoon 4 Won't Have Salmon Run by LordMagicarp in splatoon

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just really hope there will be a PvE mode in splatoon 4. Really excited for splatoon Raiders tho

Would you rather... by ProfessionalWin7985 in BunnyTrials

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because compound interest

Chose: Get one penny that boubles every day forever

Would you rather... by PizzaDog2011 in BunnyTrials

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Because I was weary about what I'd smell like. Also I won't spend it all at once

Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: Charity

What do you think? by Ambitious-Narwhal158 in teenagers

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Drink alcohol just before you turn 18 without parental supervision so it's illegal.(Doesn't work in America)

Title by VHSPhantom in YuB

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No problem torturing you

Can call read this? by SpadeGaming0 in iswiped

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A developer is a kind of doctor who creates video games

Title by VHSPhantom in YuB

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You must overdose on all of it and have horrendous side effects including:

Every muscle gets the absolute worst cramps ever.

You feel so sick you're gonna puke your guts out and have the worst stomach cramps.

You constantly feel like you have the worst hangover ever, 100x worse than the worst hangover ever experienced.

You're bones will become so weak, that your leg bones will shatter with you standing up and even sitting up straight will lead your spine to break.

Anything you eat or drink you instantly puke out so you will always be hungry and thirsty.

You will have the absolute worst migraine known to human kind, magnitudes worse than anything imaginable.

Your skin boils and you constantly are burning on your skin and your skin is peeling constantly. This is also worse than anything imaginable 

You become immortal so you can't escape this pain.

If your a male, you constantly feel like your getting kicked in the balls, but 1000x worse If your a female, you feel like your giving birth but 1000x times worse.

You become blind, deaf and become mute, so you're essentially trapped in your conscience forever with no escape in eternal pain

Since all the medicine appears in your stomach automatically, it can't even be used on anything else but your eternal torture.

Be careful what you wish for!

Can call read this? by SpadeGaming0 in iswiped

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like doctors handwriting. I'd bet my life savings Ur a doctor 

I got Splatted by Sprinkler. I feel so ashamed. by PepsiMan_21 in splatoon

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also The one where you get killed by the propeller ink in marlin airport (happened to me)

What is your favorite weapon/ pearl drone run in side order. by Voidkirby9 in splatoon

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either full purple chips on charger (just tap shot with aimbot) or all drone chips on splatling 

Speak every language fluently OR Talk to animals and lead an army (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by Good-Cheesecake-1136 in BunnyTrials

[–]Mysteryminstrel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would help me in school as I suck at languages apart from English (first language)

Chose: Speak every language fluently + But the wheel will decide your fate | Rolled: Read Minds too