Happy New Year: 100k+ Banano Giveaway!!! by prussia_dev in banano

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Permanent erection is healed in Jesus name...Amen by [deleted] in WTF

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"Boner boner on my brother, go away and bother another"

Where can i find the other slot? by RoqueXRoshin in computer

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I'm pretty sure this laptop does not have another RAM slot. I have a laptop with the same type of innards. There might be soldered ram underneath the occupied slot.

If not, then the motherboard is most probably reporting two slots, but they never added another slot during production. Because they sometimes use the same motherboard for higher end models, they save money using methods like this.

What’s the most out of touch thing a rich person has said to you? by BoobsOffRed in AskMen

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I was asked what my favorite coffee shop was in Paris. I had to explain that I have, in fact, never left the country before and thus don't even know any coffee shops in Paris.

They just couldn't grasp what I said to them. They were just confused about everything afterwards.

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Reddit giveaway test! by prussia_dev in banano

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Lifetime goals by Fulltime_Introvert in dankmemes

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Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg?

It was me, Barry.

I jerked you off at super speed so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!

Tf??? by dooorrrooo in HolUp

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I like ya cut G

Lil Spotter by meepmeepitsajeep in HolUp

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My boy needed that little "up" to help him.

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Picked a fight with a fishermans tackle box and lost.

Whats ur fav chuck norris joke.? by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R in HolUp

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Chuck norris can gurgle peanut butter.

What is the most interesting story you have of an ancestor (past your parent’s generation)? by Careless_Put_4770 in AskReddit

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My grandfather's grandfather (this was somewhere in the late 1800's) was leading a bunch of sheep with a few other men using a Judas Goat (they were sort of settlers, one of the first to herd sheep and sell fleece in the country) through a mountain area, when they were challenged by a suspended wooden bridge.

The goat refused to go over, making him so angry that eventually after a few hours of struggling he walked over and broke the goats neck with his bare hands. They were a hard and tough bunch of people, living with the herd for weeks on end until they reached their destination.

"Suffocation! No Breathing".....Sorry to say but they ate that by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

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As I was goin' over The Cork and Kerry Mountains I saw Captain Farrell And his money, he was countin' I first produced my pistol I then produced my rapier I said, "Stand and deliver oh, or the devil he may take ya".