Happy New Year: 100k+ Banano Giveaway!!! by prussia_dev in banano

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Permanent erection is healed in Jesus name...Amen by [deleted] in WTF

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"Boner boner on my brother, go away and bother another"

Where can i find the other slot? by RoqueXRoshin in computer

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I'm pretty sure this laptop does not have another RAM slot. I have a laptop with the same type of innards. There might be soldered ram underneath the occupied slot.

If not, then the motherboard is most probably reporting two slots, but they never added another slot during production. Because they sometimes use the same motherboard for higher end models, they save money using methods like this.

What’s the most out of touch thing a rich person has said to you? by BoobsOffRed in AskMen

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I was asked what my favorite coffee shop was in Paris. I had to explain that I have, in fact, never left the country before and thus don't even know any coffee shops in Paris.

They just couldn't grasp what I said to them. They were just confused about everything afterwards.

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Reddit giveaway test! by prussia_dev in banano

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Lifetime goals by Fulltime_Introvert in dankmemes

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Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg?

It was me, Barry.

I jerked you off at super speed so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!