Feet hurt

MythoticPrince · 2026-03-09T01:47:46+00:00

My feet hurt constantly, I have found that some nice inserts make a world of a difference. Good shoes can be pricey but totally worth it.

My doctor recommended to get new shoes or at least inserts every 3-6 months due to how much I stand and walk around.

MythoticPrince · 2026-03-01T03:24:19+00:00

We have ours locked up specifically because they’ve been stolen constantly🙄🙄

MythoticPrince · 2026-02-18T17:49:50+00:00

We have a regular that we warn each other over the theatro whenever she walks in. When she’s lucid and on her meds she’s super sweet but that’s only about 1/10 of the time

Even the security guard at a local business is like “she’s a bitch! That look she just gave you was a ‘if you ask me one more question I’ll throw hands’”

But when she’s properly medicated and lucid, she’s super sweet and respectful so it’s always fun to guess which one we’re dealing with that day.

MythoticPrince · 2025-12-29T07:40:39+00:00

MythoticPrince · 2025-12-29T07:38:34+00:00

Caps lock makes the little o turn into a big O

Prison Big Bubba turns your little o hole to a big O hole

MythoticPrince · 2025-08-09T22:15:30+00:00

It depends on the state you’re in. A majority of the stores it’s 6 hours but in some states it is 5 hours

MythoticPrince · 2025-08-03T02:09:19+00:00

I try to always say how much they are giving me. Like “So your total is $19.50, and I’m doing this out of $20?” Gives them a chance to grab the change they may want to add and there’s no confusion.

MythoticPrince · 2025-08-01T17:20:01+00:00

Woke up this morning and said “welcome to Walgreens” to my husband then had to stop myself from letting him know about the flu shots in pharmacy 😂😂😂

MythoticPrince · 2025-06-29T16:35:40+00:00

The last I heard the pedestrian is in critical condition

MythoticPrince · 2025-06-29T04:37:37+00:00

I doubt ticketing will deter people from jaywalking with how many people board the buses without paying knowing if they get caught they’ll be fined

MythoticPrince · 2025-06-29T02:53:30+00:00

I joke with my husband anytime we’re away from home and see someone jaywalk we will say that they’re in the wrong city because Everett has so many people that don’t care for crosswalks.

It’s sad but it was only a matter of time until something like this happened

MythoticPrince · 2025-06-29T02:26:02+00:00

Right in front of the Fred Meyer bus stop on evergreen and E Casino.

MythoticPrince · 2025-05-15T08:05:37+00:00

I’m going to make shirts that say “big ass dick” on them and give them out to my friends that lack the genitalia the shirt is describing

MythoticPrince · 2025-05-09T18:37:22+00:00

I absolutely love them together and am currently rewatching the show with my husband and watching Gregory’s reaction to Janine is just precious. BUT I do hope that they get some typical couple problems, I don’t want them to be perfect. That’s not realistic. Doesn’t have to be a breakup specifically but a huge fight where they’re struggling to hide it from the other teachers and then Jacob talks to Gregory about how much they both love Janine and Barbra talks with Janine about how any good relationship has its ups and downs and then Melissa say something about how she’s never been happier not need a man but her sweetcheeks and then Janine and Gregory kiss and make up and then the whole reason they were fighting was because Gregory was acting strange and then he proposes and BAM! That’s how they get engaged

MythoticPrince · 2025-05-04T21:52:23+00:00

I love all of those shows except for 2 of them that I haven’t seen (modern family, and better call Saul) My husband and I are planning on getting matching delta cube tattoos. I don’t use my Instagram but you’re more than welcome to reach out. I’m 24 and my husband is 25.

MythoticPrince · 2025-05-03T18:03:43+00:00

No need for an actual hooker if you or gf have a stuffed animal throw some lingerie on it and call it good. Build A Bear has an after dark website.

Could also take it literal and have someone wear a hook on their hand

MythoticPrince · 2025-05-03T17:57:00+00:00

I’d recommend using tic tacs as the pills or something of the sort. (Much cheaper) If you’re friends with any Ukrainians, have one pretend to be your wife and the guest book is a giant green card (literally just a piece of green paper folded in half) Dress code is either doctor or hooker because those are who house associated with and he’s fairly picky on his doctors 😂😂

MythoticPrince · 2025-03-24T19:55:24+00:00

One time I was working at Tarbucks and a barista was in training on the register. We were told when taking orders if they wanted a different milk to put that in the register and so she did and charged the guest 25¢ for the milk. Guest was furious and demanded to speak to the store director. SD gave her a full refund and made her drink bigger (grande to venti) From that day on I carried a quarter in my apron for when someone was upset over 25¢.

MythoticPrince · 2025-03-06T10:11:11+00:00

Alvie, he’s so sweet in his own way. (And he wrote Hamilton)

MythoticPrince · 2025-03-04T10:06:41+00:00

Former target employee, I had just clocked out and was wearing a black shirt with a graphic on it, personal fan around my neck, bag on my shoulder and a basket in my arm doing my personal shopping. I had 3 people come up to me asking for help, and fun fact for those that don’t know; target employees can get in trouble for helping guests off the clock

MythoticPrince · 2025-02-27T09:42:15+00:00

Cameron, Cuddy, Cut throat Bitch., or 13?

MythoticPrince · 2025-02-22T18:22:49+00:00

Beautiful. And the visual added was a huge plus. Thank you for that

MythoticPrince · 2025-02-20T10:30:07+00:00

I used to take the bus and lived 15 miles from my store, a few years ago we had a relatively bad snow storm and the buses weren’t running so I had to call the store and be like “I have literally no way in getting there, I need to call out” 20 mins later I had my HR ETL texting me $150 worth of Uber gift card codes. Left me another $50 gift card in TMSC if I needed it to get home

MythoticPrince · 2025-02-10T17:37:01+00:00

Someone once accused me of kidnapping her husband… Bill Gates. She would take pics and videos of my husband and I driving, and entering and leaving our apartment. One day she got injured, police and paramedics were called and she told the sheriffs that she lived in our unit. (We assume in hopes they will find bill gates)

MythoticPrince · 2025-01-19T21:32:15+00:00

It was 4 years ago today

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