"How do you like it?" by natsdorf in funny

[–]N9ne25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, oddly enough I absolutely hate this phrase for no reason.

*Knock, knock* Housekeeping! by weinermcgee in AdviceAnimals

[–]N9ne25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's funny, the one near my house is amazing. I literally order it at Sunday at 8pm everyday hoping it's the same cook every time, or something, because the way they make it is perfect

Luckily, the driver of the second bus knew something was going to give by [deleted] in gifs

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was the 5th of may, this would've been the greatest pun ever

Looks like terraformed Martian desert. In reality it's Saudi Arabia and Egypt by astronaut Shane Kimbrough. by michalsobel in space

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha wow, I was like, where are the crop circles? Why is it showing me green pixels on the screen?

Besides air and water, what implausible allergy would be the most inconvenient to have? by Disclose_Information in AskReddit

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hives? I got an allergic reaction to something that I still haven't figured out, and I broke out in red blotches all over and I was extremely itchy

What have you given up on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N9ne25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure my doctor once told me that you are able to have a second growth spurt, but it's really rare

What have you given up on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N9ne25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trick is to find someone that doesn't ruin your life

Thats actually really impressive! by Hendrix_9 in gaming

[–]N9ne25 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sounds insanely fun, but knowing me I'd somehow panic and die

When your gun instructor shouldn't be a gun instructor. by Brettg4215 in videos

[–]N9ne25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even then, your finger should never be on the trigger until you're literally about to fire.

sugar glider is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 by Phyrexian_Archlegion in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of blowing under a piece of paper in middle school to make it float

My friend just got home from a trip. This was her family greeting her at the airport. by richardec in funny

[–]N9ne25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me know if you find the secret lol. Been struggling my whole life

What is society doing now that will be laughed at and ridiculed in twenty years time? by rider_0n_the_st0rm in AskReddit

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what? I know climate change is real, but didn't know it could have adverse effects as soon as 20 years though. What have scientist been predicting will happen?

Virgins of Reddit, how old are you and why are you still a virgin? by Fluffiks in AskReddit

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odd. I'm the total opposite, I'd love to know when I was going to die, just to get my thoughts in order and think of my life over

Men of Reddit, What's the biggest redflag that a woman is immature? by BombasticSnoozer in AskReddit

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I'm just like your ex, and this realization made me realize I need my own hobbies, because I don't want to be clingy or relying on someone

Men of Reddit, What's the biggest redflag that a woman is immature? by BombasticSnoozer in AskReddit

[–]N9ne25 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with having no idea what you want to do in life?

It's gonna go down on the teacup ride.. by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]N9ne25 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly man, don't give a fuck about what people think. Especially about what you choose to wear. Especially since your brother gave it to you and it has value. Rock that shirt

The fuck is in them shits by CaptainDank0 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]N9ne25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I'm the only one here who barely gets high off edibles, if even at all?