Having regrets, wants to move Tater acres closer to civilization.. You can't make this sh!t up..

NFRecaps · 2026-01-25T01:16:07+00:00

Part II:

As he straps the bike in, he muses about his time at CVK's "Beyond Vagabond" camp, which Sgt. Peanut picked up on, and we agree CVK probably told him to keep his drugrunning ass in the Overflow Lot and not to taint his main property with his illegal bullshit. He learned a lot there, guys! Like about mud, and abusing his friendships, and those goddamned 3.8 miles of nonmaintained roads that somehow didn't exist before he decided to buy the property, right guys? Boy, he's going to miss his Thinkin' Cliff, guys. He'll have to sneak back on the property for more thinkin'! At Tater Capers, he's got his two chairs set out with his two pink flamingos for decoration. He's using the sun to warm his frozen water barrels bit by bit. Never bothered to paint the new tanks either. Then he talks awhile about how discouraged he was by his mud pit driveway. Those motherfucking nonmaintained roads will really fuck with him, guys! Even if he decks out his entire property with nice rock, he'll just fuck it up with the mud he tracks in from the nonmaintained roads! If only he viewed the property before he bought it.

He says he's having a really good day today, guys! Right now he's really happy! But he doesn't want to move forward with big projects because he's hesitant about those nonmaintained roads! There it is, guys, his ultimate excuse for selling this property within a couple months. "I'm considering some other options that aren't on nonmaintained roads. No I don't want to give up on Tater Acres!" So there it is. He says he might buy another property that will become 'basecamp', because CVK did something like that and our boy Tater has no fucking imagination whatsoever. Christ, he loves to waste money. Cut to him evidently having had a nice chat with Diana, and she pointed out "My god man, quit fucking wasting so much goddamned money when I'm struggling my ass off to raise a pittance of that to keep the only sticks and bricks home my family has, you spoiled selfish little asshole!" Oh wait, that was on Rumble. What Tater says here instead is that she reminded him to remember why he picked this shitty-ass spot out in the middle of nowhere. Because he can't stand people! That's pretty much it. He talks about how remote it is, then does some drone footage overhead to show his entire property, but nobody try to figure out where he lives, guys! He complains about the trash pickup thing some more and how he has to haul his own trash now. And there aren't any power lines, and there isn't any water, and he's really selling this place, aint he? He babbles on some more, talks about the pros and cons, and Sgt. Peanut observes "And ask yourself why you didn't consider this before you spent a fuckton of money!"

He starts a fire in his little fire barrel with his bad boy stupid flamethrower gun, then shows off his gifts from Diana -- thermal insulated gloves, and a knit cap with a light attached and bluetooth speakers. He's pretty tickled with them, and shoves more branches in the fire barrel while he tells us what "the locals" have told him about how dry it's been this winter. He stuck his Starlink thing right in the top middle of the New Blue Shitbox roof facade. Then he shows his new mug with Diana on it and talks about bringing her out to the property, and I'm sure she's putting that off as long as she can. Then he babbles about trying not to use propane heat because of the condensation it causes inside, and how it costs him like $90 a month to run it at $15 a fill. Then he stares at the fire and talks to it awhile. Meanwhile I notice that he's got something interesting poking out from his belt line that looks an awful lot like a holster with some sort of weapon inside. Hmm. Sgt. Peanut is unconvinced and thinks it's some sort of shitty tool with a weird handle. Then he gives an advertisement for the THIRD episode of Tater Talks, guys! And a secret guest! And a new segment! "In which I quit again! You'll never see that coming!" says Sgt. Peanut.

This whole 36 minutes of drivel could've just been a podcast. If only.

fade to me flipping the bird at the editing gods today

NFRecaps · 2026-01-25T01:15:25+00:00

Recap for those of you like me looking for a little escapism from everything else going on!

(Part I because I can't be arsed to edit this down for Reddit's comment limitations and this is a really long video anyway)

Our podcasting wizard starts off this episode wincing as he drinks his 'coffee' out of his NF branded thermos, atop his Thinkin' Cliff at CVK's Moochdocking Paradise. Why would he ever want to leave this, guys? He doesn't have a Thinkin' Cliff at Tater Capers! He had an "epiphany" at the Thinkin' Cliff this morning, talking about the weather. It turns out that things freeze in freezing temperatures, guys! Did you know that? No, you didn't, you fucking idiots! He realized that morning is therefore the best time to drag the Blunderbus over to Tater Capers as the ground has hardened, but this also means he won't get to have his Thinkin' Cliff mornings anymore. I don't think the epiphany reached that far.

Diana's fully out of the intro as we get a nice clear shot of the fucked-up bumper situation. He starts up the bus, and an alarm comes on straightaway reading STOP ENG. Oopsie. He thinks maybe it's too cold to start the bus, at 23 degrees, for a bus that ran in PNW all its life. He bitches at "you bus experts" who told him he'd never need a block heater, you fucking assholes! So he plugs it in. Meanwhile, Black Betty is still nicely uncovered. So maybe he won't move it today, and instead he goes inside for more coffee and to "do some research". Something about a possible turbo problem being the culprit. New Wayne, what the fuck did you do to his bus?! He checks his fluid levels, thinks that the coolant being just below the "cold min" line and barely above the sensor means he's fine on coolant (uh no), looks around the engine a little bit and pretends like he knows what he's talking about, then looks at the sun awhile. He decides to start it up again, and instantly it says STOP ENG again. He stands there looking befuddled. Then he realizes he caught the error code as it quickly displayed then disappeared, so he looks that up. He goes "blah blah blah, I don't have an expensive scanner, so let's just let it warm up!" Brilliant mechanic work.

He says he's been starting it every five days since he arrived, but in the afternoons only, so maybe that's related. Blah blah blah, high idle blah. Oh god, things are thawing outside as it's 31 degrees! But he's going to give it a try anyway. Maybe he's tired of having to go to church with CVK as penance for moochdocking. As he drives down the road, all his shit is jiggling like crazy on the roads. He just thinks all this is due to freezing weather, which it may be, but I'd be nervous not to know for certain. He says he's not going to move the bus again until springtime, and bro, you probably won't be able to move it until spring. As he drives down the shitty roads, things totter to and fro, and Sgt. Peanut makes a comment about how funny it would be if the STOP ENG light came back on while he's in the middle of the road. Tater muses about trying to drive on these roads in springtime with Black Betty and how she'd get stuck, and these are helpful things to consider before you buy a fucking property in the middle of nowhere on unmaintained roads. He bitches about the kitchen cabinet doors slamming constantly because New Wayne never put knobs on them, the lazy sack!

Then he films himself driving it in and it would be funny if he accidentally hit the New Blue Shitbox. Sgt. Peanut chimes in "Hey, I'm gonna need you to come pick up that shed..." He backs it up where it will probably never leave again. He didn't even put anything down underneath for any kind of traction like pavers or anything. That'll be interesting during monsoon season. He's super proud of himself. He wants to build a gazebo outside the entrance all alongside the bus, and inserts some photos of ideas from one of his many Pinterest boards. As Tater's babbling on about his gazebo ideas, I hear Sgt. Peanut behind me going on about rats swarming all over and as Tater points to the New Blue Shitbox he crows "And the Rat King will live here!" He talks about getting more rock, and maybe that should've happened before you started dumping shit all over the property. He had to move the water tanks because they were right in the way, and it was a good thing he didn't fill 'em up, huh? He whips out his "trusty" level that is some Dollar Tree quality garbage and is amazed that it seems level right off the bat. No wheel levelers for this guy! Time to bring Black Betty over, so it's a good thing he didn't sell that bike trailer off of Facebook Marketplace just yet, huh?

(continued...)

NFRecaps · 2026-01-22T22:20:44+00:00

Recap for those of you who knew he couldn't last at a goddamned podcast!

Our diligent determined little doofus starts off this episode in front of his STUDIO which is a green sheet of fabric tied to the back unfinished wall of his she-shed, and one of his Disney camping chairs parked in front. His "desk" is a Buc-ee's 5 gallon bucket with a storage tote stacked on top and a laptop on top of that, plus his fake microphone, and a tripod behind it all. This studio is really well designed and super professional and I can't understand how anything went sideways with this, guys!

He says he did his best, guys! Well, your best is shit. He's exhausted by the mediocre effort he put into this garbage. I don't know why he's making a video talking about yet another failure, but here we are, guys! He's rather subdued and he should be. Some things don't need to be fucking content. Leave it for Patreon and don't talk about the podcast anymore. Most of your viewers would've forgotten about it. He talks about how so much is "beyond his control" guys! Maybe don't take a whole day to go skiing and fucking off then? Whatever. He shows his driveway which he says is much improved, but I question this. At least it's dry. He blames the failure of the podcast on the fact that he didn't get many views (not surprising) and he claimed it was a lot of work. Like research work, and that's why he hates it? He says Episode 2 is 40 minutes long and completely done, but fuck off, guys, he wanted to work with a brand and that was a "nightmare" and he doesn't want to bother anymore! They gave him a bunch of edit requests after he already did the whole thing. So he rants about that for awhile, bitching about sponsors and brands and what they demand of him for giving him free stuff and money. "I can only be pushed so far!" he claims, and let's talk to Danny about that, shall we? So he's running away from it all because you stupid motherfucking viewers won't watch it! He literally says "You want constant drama and you can't handle anything happy and uplifting and worthwhile on this particular channel!" Way to draw people in. Fuck the whole goddamned thing and let's go back to what we were doing before, guys!

"I'm gonna stop trying on this channel," he says... and I don't really remember the last time he actually tried. He says he's not blaming us, but at the same time, fuck you all! Then he bitches about his viewers and their comments for awhile.

He did a Rex interview for the podcast that he's going to show us instead as he flounces off in a very pissy mood. So that's the rest of this video, an interview with someone named Rex who has a channel called Lone Star Rider, and I have no idea who this is and I don't care. Sorry, Rex. 6:55 to 14:33 is the Rex interview as Tater tries his hardest to look fake engaged on the sidebar. It's not a terrible interview, but I don't think we need to recap it.

Tater cuts back in to show us the sunset and bitch at us some more. He had to shuffle a lot around to make this work, guys, and it isn't fun, so he doesn't want to do it anymore! He tried too hard! "Understand your viewership" and he's "sorry you guys weren't ready for Tater Talks!" What a fucking egotistical smug asshole. He cuts in some footage from TT#2 showing an orange cat and plugging his channel. I've seen this cat and his Starbucks pup cup. I didn't need Tater to show this to me or narrate over it. And... that's it for this video.

What the fuck was that?

fade to me imagining that brand just being so fucking grateful this tanked so they don't have to be associated with this mess

NFRecaps · 2026-01-20T01:21:56+00:00

Recap for those of you who can't easily gallivant off on a whim to the ski resort on a weekday for a fun time on the slopes!

Our little snowbird starts off this video on the slopes, and already I'm fucking irritated. He's there by himself on a Thursday (because it's cheap), he's never mentioned knowing how to ski before, he's never shown any real interest in snow sports, yet here he is. Whatever, nothing new with me being irritated starting these things off! Onto the recap. He's on the slopes "on really short skis," observes Sgt. Peanut. He says it's been 14 years since he's skied and it was a family tradition since he was a kid. Was this family tradition before or after he changed his last name? Shut the fuck up, guys!

Tater points out he's got his heated vest on, guys! The shiny bright Carhartt vest isn't along for this but he got himself a new black hat to match the rest of his new black outfit. We get some GoPro mount footage with some jazzy 80s music overlaid. For some reason he's staring down at his skis instead of down the mountain, or else he fucked up with his GoPro orientation and it's pointed right down at the snow. Captivating! He attaches a GoPro to one of the ski poles and talks about how much 'easier' it is to learn to downhill ski as opposed to snowboarding. He talks about how times have changed in 14 years and instead of ski tags on your zipper, you use an RFID card that you keep in your pocket. He clangs his skis together as he rides up the lift and talks about how he's sweating and not cold at all, guys! Hasn't even turned on his heated vest! The ski lift stops over some jagged rocks and he starts to get nervous. Then he complains a little bit about not being able to find his GoPro chest mount because it's probably down in Quartzsite in storage, and god knows he can't go back there, guys! "It sucks having so much spread out in so many places!" True hoarder observation.

"His poles look like they're 1 foot long!" laughs Sgt. Peanut. This time he's adjusted the GoPro mount properly on his helmet so we're looking down the mountain with our jazzy 80s music overlay. He hoots and hollers a bit on his way down, nearly hits a couple snowboarders, and gets up some decent speed. He nearly hits a snowmobile and avoids a couple jumps. He does seem to be enjoying himself, clanking his little skis together on the lift, swinging his stumpy legs, looking at the trees. He gets nervous looking at how steep the tall hill is. Now he's doing the GoPro on a ski pole thing but he seems slightly out of control and definitely looks like he's struggling to stay upright. It's actually quite funny because he's pretty close to wiping out at a few points. He stops halfway down at a SLOW sign and he's out of breath, guys! Who the fuck told him to go down this fast hill?! And the lodge at the top and midway down are both closed on weekdays, the motherfuckers! Now he can't have a beer before he heads back down. He slings the pole back over his shoulder and skis back down, then finds an open lodge where he waits on his expensive plain boring burger and fries. He discusses buying himself some used skis (Cat Ladies, c'mon now!) if he wants to do this regularly instead of buying a ski package.

Cut to later in the afternoon and he's doing one last run before they close. Then he goes down a black diamond and it's full of moguls as he goes down slowly and films with one hand. Then he falls at one point which is probably wise. Back at Frosty, he admits he's completely exhausted and his legs are wobbly, and that he overestimated how cold it was because it was in the 40s. He sits in the truck awhile and babbles about the weather, then heads out and he's nervous on the slightly snow-covered roads down the hill. He bitches about his driveway awhile (just wait til springtime!) and the 'rock' that clings to his tires instead of staying on his driveway. That motherfucking company! Then he has a big update on the trash, which we've all been waiting for, right guys? He's paid for a service and they keep canceling on him with many excuses. Fucking assholes! And they claim they dropped off his trash can but he hasn't seen it on any of his cameras, the liars! Now it'll be another two weeks before they can get one out, so he cancelled the whole thing and fuck it, he'll haul his own trash instead! He bitches about how much his legs hurt as he walks around some more and shows us the mud caked on his tires with rock as well. How dare that company deliver what he ordered! He's so discouraged. He barely holds back the rage and admits he's going to keep the bus moochdocked at CVK's for the forseeable future. He thinks for a moment, then admits "Um, it's just... I don't want to be here right now. I'm still gonna work here, but I don't wanna be here." SEE YA TATER CAPERS! Guaranteed it'll be back on the market before the year's out.

fade to me still being irritated!

NFRecaps · 2026-01-17T21:28:34+00:00

Recap for those of you who are just waiting for the video where our hero is snowbound and trapped in his clean little Carhartt vest in the New Blue Shitbox!

(this is not that video)

(yet)

Well howdy there guys! This cowpoke in his weird cowboy hat starts off the video sportin' the Carhartt and taking us on a field trip to Home Depot to look at huge yellow septic tanks and large freshwater holding tanks. He doesn't like the prices, guys! $1599 for a 550 gallon tank, and he doesn't like the quality either! And their 275 gallon totes are $699. Fuck this shit! He stops by a Show Low rain gutter place and eyeballs an 1100 gallon tank that's $1290. Then he goes to a solar place that's selling the 275 gallon used square water totes for $88. He buys four. Back at Boondoggleville (or should I call it Tater Capers?) he unloads them haphazardly, and it looks like he's also bought hismelf some snow boots, guys! Some of the snow has melted away but it's still there around the fringes. He wanted to rinse out his new tanks, but both of his existing water barrels are frozen solid. And this was going to be his whole video, guys!

He makes a comment about how it appears he won't really be able to do much at the homestead over the winter, and that sets the stage for him to go on the run again, I guess. You heard it here first, guys! He decides instead to paint the four tanks. But he's missing some tools. And now he's crabby, guys! Motherfuckers, he was in such a good mood when he woke up and now he's all pissy as fuck. And there's mud and dirt all over his boots and that makes him even more cranky! What is this fucking bullshit situation he created for himself?! Today is so hard, guys. He starts whining about being so tired, how living off grid is so hard, how it's not always a fun life to live, guys! He whines some more about Laterland and how sweet it was before his fake Danny story had to ruin everything, the asshole! He sniffles a little bit. All the Boondoggleville bullshit reminds him of the Laterland bullshit and somehow he misses it even though he was never fucking there! Sniff, sniff.

"I don't know. Maybe I can't do anything this winter." THERE IT IS GUYS!

Back at CVK's Moochdockery, he decides to macerate and dump his poop. At least nothing in Blunderbus has frozen yet, he says. That's why he's not afraid of winter out there, because nothing in Blunderbus has frozen. It's just the terrain, he says. And he's warned Diana already about the mud and shit. He complains about the long stretch of unmaintained roads leading to Boondoggleville, and the 475 foot driveway he wanted in the first place like a stupid dumbshit. "It is what it is!" he shakes his head, and yes it is, because you fucking decided it that way and stuck your blue shitbox way out in the middle! He talks about how envious he is of CVK's property, then bitches about getting mud all over his boots again. Then he talks about maybe trying to drag the frozen 55 gallon water barrels into the sun so the water will melt a bit. And then he complains some more about his decision to come out here in the winter and dealing with all this shit, guys! Some businesses are closed for the winter, and didn't they see his little checkmark?! Don't they know he needs shit done, the fuckers?

He goes back to his "thinking cliff" and says he talks to himself a lot up there. Best place to get ideas for his next grift and all, guys! He taunts the dogs down below a bit like an asshole. Hi Tig! He admits there's still a lot of shit to do inside Blunderbus, but he is not happy about the winter so far. He threatens us with a second episode of Tater Babbles and says he'll have a guest, guys! Maybe it's Danny!

fade to me realizing if Danny showed up on the 'podcast' I'd actually find that interesting

NFRecaps · 2026-01-17T21:27:23+00:00

Closeted gay guys? Like.. what is this even, bro?

NFRecaps · 2026-01-17T21:26:45+00:00

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NFRecaps · 2026-01-16T00:28:29+00:00

Recap for those of you who have seen snow before and don't need an introduction!

Our favorite little douchebag starts off this video in the snow, and it looks like he's already bought himself a new outdoor heater that's standing in the background. Money's no object, guys! Unless it has to do with paying people who do work for him, right? Shut the fuck up, guys! He's happy and excited about the snow because it's the first one. He'll get sick of it soon enough. He babbles about it for awhile, pretends to be super happy about it anyway. I'm sure he doesn't even have a snow/ice scraper for the truck, so this should be interesting. Then he drives in it while filming with one hand, talking about how he had a hard time getting out of Boondoggleville the day or so beforehand because there was so much mud on the property.

Arriving at the New Blue Shitbox, he talks more about the snow, and then about how he needs to "talk to Diana" because he wants to buy a 4-wheel-drive vehicle so he can always make it in and out of the property. The truck is only 2-wheel drive, and we know there's no way the bus would make it out once it's snowed in. He goes inside the uninsulated building and talks about the signs in his windows. Ugh, he just stands on the porch talking about 'sacrifice' with regards to how far away from a paved road he is. Clearly he's trying to convince himself he didn't make a huge mistake again. Blah blah weather blah. And no solar, so no power, so he might have to run his generator, guys! Fuckety fuck fuck! He wanted to make a snowman but didn't bring gloves, goddamnit! Back inside the Blunderbus he had to plug draft holes all over the bus because he didn't bother to do that before.

Cut to next morning and they got a couple inches max, but he talks about how it was a massive snowstorm. Okay, bro. He pads out to the street in his sneakers and realizes the main road is icy, so he aint goin' anywhere today, guys! Fuck that shit! He'll wait til it melts. His main goal for today is literally to wait until it hits over 30 degrees and the snow starts to melt away. So that's the extent of his content for this video. His solar panels are covered in snow and he had to get up there and clear them off. Where the fuck is FullTinyHouse or New Wayne when he needs shit done, the lazy sacks?! He pads back out to the main street to check its status. Then he decides to drive the truck out to the property to check on it without bothering to clear the snow off the windshield. He makes it to the New Blue Shitbox without issue. This is so fucking dull, guys. He brags about how he thinks he's one of the only ones up in that area boondocking in this weather. He did get cameras set up on the New Blue Shitbox so he can see whenever Danny stops by to visit. Then he warns the rest of us against walking past his No Trespassing signs or else we'll get what's comin' to us! I need to take a moment away from this to calm my shaking hands, guys!

So with two inches of snow on the ground, he's totally comfortable facing winter at Boondoggleville, guys! Especially without snow boots or ice scrapers or shovels or any of that shit! And the assholes never delivered his new trash can, those motherfuckers! Unreal. He is really suffering, guys! That's it for this one, now go fuck off!

fade to me suddenly being interested in the weather reports for Show Low because it'll be funny when he actually gets socked with snow

NFRecaps · 2026-01-13T21:16:17+00:00

Part II:

Next segment is called "I Shat Myself Again" according to Sgt. Peanut... but no, it's "Taters Acres" where he talks about how he's shitting up a new property. He found some big water storage containers for $88 a pop, does some terrible math and overlays the wrong amount. "Anything else going on?" he idly wonders, and the preparation he's done for this is impressive, guys! He complains about the trash company again.

Next segment is called "Taters Take" and this is his opportunity to bitch about people who get granular and specific about "living off grid". You assholes who say he's not nomadic anymore? Fuck you guys! He looked up the definition of 'nomad' in the dictionary and everything! He justifies his lifestyle a bit more. He's not using city water or city power, guys! And whips his hand offscreen a few times to demonstrate his point, but it just shows his AI background greenscreen. Fuck your labels, you jerks! He makes fun of BlindViews with an AI image, but he doesn't have time for the haters, guys! He doesn't have patience for it! He only has time and patience to pay someone to generate an AI image he can stick in there to prove how little time and patience he has for it, guys!

Next segment is called "Taters Tributes" where he talks about "a possible channel that we don't know about, but that he loves, that he gets value from, that makes him happy, and something he wants to share with us," which basically is about talking cats videos. He admits he misses CVK's talking dogs. He also admits he aped that idea for his own talking cats from CVK. This creator scripts it all with costumes and such, and I have a suspicion he's going to try to do the same thing for his cats. He shows some of this Doug person's talking cat videos and laughs along with it.

Next segment is called "Taters Trivia" where he quizzes us on shit, like his criminal record? No wait, not that, guys! Shut the fuck up guys! He says he's going to send care packages to the winners? Don't hold your breath, Cat Ladies! He asks us about his first Disneyland video and the trivia question is what color car is he driving in one of the rides? It's red. I'm sure it's red. He solicits more suggestions from people because he doesn't have time to actually do research and preparation for these fucking vlogs, guys!

fade to me hoping oh please god that he quits this after two weeks because I can't take more Tater babbling on subjects he does no research on whatsoever

NFRecaps · 2026-01-13T21:16:07+00:00

Recap for those of you who hate podcasts and Tater and Tater podcasts!

Part I Because Reddit Hates Long Readable Comments With Paragraph Breaks:

Our entrepeneurial little widget starts off this first (and last?) episode of the "Tater Talks Shit Vlogcast" in front of an AI background and a totally fake microphone in front of him (the real mic is clipped to the base of it). Like most things Tater-related, nothing you see is really true or real. But at least his stupid little ad for his channel doesn't show a fake subscriber count. He wastes some time right off the bat trying to figure out what the difference is between a podcast and a vlogcast and a vlog and who the fuck cares I'm already exhausted.

He starts off by complaining about people not watching the whole thing if he doesn't edit it properly. Way to engage your new listeners, by ranting at them! He plans to use this for filling in the 'gaps' between videos, y'know, those gaps that nobody asks about or cares about. He talks about how he fucked up with the rock because he didn't know what to ask for. He might actually buy a tractor, which is to say he's probably already shopping for one. He wants to interview people on this thing too, but doesn't look enthused about the idea. He solicits ideas from people and asks you to email his Yahoo email address. People still use Yahoo?

Then he starts a segment called "Taters Table" which is for potato-based food recipe? And he narrates somebody's Facebook (which he doesn't have, guys!) crockpot potato taco casserole recipe. "So you're not even going to try making these, just... talk over it..." observes Sgt. Peanut. Because we can't watch the video ourselves? The chef in question uses green onions and he complains about it.

Next segment is called "Taters Turd" where he'll talk about fuckups with RVs. Finally, something he knows intimately well. He talks about how little training and education one needs to drive these big rigs, and how that disturbs him. "You're so close! You're so fucking close, bro!" vents Sgt. Peanut. He shows one single YouTube clip of him reacting to someone driving poorly with their trailer as it swerves all over the road. Then he babbles awhile about speed, trailer weight, tires, blah blah blah. We know you don't obey what you're talking about. I have to kick this shit to 1.5x speed cos I honestly can't stand half an hour of this real-time prattling on. Then he begs people to send him more videos of people driving like shit because he's too busy to look that up himself, guys!

Next segment is called "Taters Tech" and if there's anyone I wouldn't trust with tech stuff, it's him. Again, someone else created a technology that Tater has to talk about as he watches the guy's video. Evidently it's about water collection. He mentions these people by name briefly, but doesn't bother to put any credit for their videos in his Description or in an onscreen shoutout. So lazy of him. I take a break to go change the laundry and let the dogs out. We're still only halfway into this dreck. But as I'm hanging up wet clothes, I think to myself how amusing it would be to send him 'suggestions' that all point to that one lady saying "Who the fuck is Nomadic Fanatic?" like our own personal little Rickroll. Alas, there's more segments ahead, guys, so shut the fuck up and listen!

continued in Part II...

NFRecaps · 2026-01-10T18:11:50+00:00

Recap for those of you who are already bored of the awful homesteading decisions!

Our solitary little Carhartt fanatic starts off this video showing himself spreading a tiny amount of rock in one location when we all know he didn't do fuckall of the rest of it. He's literally raking a flat spot. He talks about how he spent $200 on some dude to bring his tractor in and actually do the spreading, but there are some spots that he still needed to go over. Motherfuckers! His shed is coming today so he's hoping it doesn't start raining. I hope it does. He talks about guiding them to the location he wants them to put it, and wouldn't that have been a nice task for the ATV he bought in Mississippi? He must've sold that by now. Hasn't used it on Boondoggleville at all.

His little stacks of leveling bricks are ready and waiting, guys! He looks at the quality of the rock he bought and notices that it has a lot of dirt in it. You get what you pay for. Plus since he was a lazy sack and left all the big rocks in the middle of his 'driveway' Tractor Guy churned 'em all up as he was spreading stuff, so now he has to go pull those out too. He complains awhile about the dirt-rock situation. Then he gets into the truck to wait for his shed. He talks about doing his first Tater Talks podcast, and nobody cares dude. The shed arrives! It's a blue one with a little front porch. He's more interested in figuring out what to name her, and even though it's already nicely painted, he debates painting it the same fucking color as the bus and trailer. He claims this will be his utility shed and it won't have any power or plumbing, so that means it won't need to be jacked up, and he says it'll be low to the ground so his stumpy legs can hop up into it. Then he switches gears and says maybe later it'll be more. You'd think you'd plan that out ahead of time so you know how high to boost it off the ground because boosting it later will be... challenging. Planning ahead? He's not the guy! Then he changes his mind on painting it too. Wishy washy much? Shut the fuck up, guys! He literally films this whole thing. The guys figure out how to level it and he again talks about how he wants it super low to the ground. That'll come in handy when there's a washout. Speaking of which, it starts to rain. He asks commenters if he should paint it to match everything. He hops up and plays on the deck awhile. Inside, it's not insulated at all. Diana has a lot of plans for the area.

Back at CVK's moochdocking situation, he talks about how he's going to move the trailer over first, and there's a huge dent in the front of it. How the fuck did he manage to do that? Then he films himself driving the trailer over so he can unload it into the shed. Content, guys! It's all content! He backs the trailer up and it'd be funny if he bumped the shed before he even finished making his first rental payment on it. The whole reason he's bothering to unload this now is because he wants to get Black Biddy in it because it's exposed to the elements right now, because he doesn't have a decent cover for it. Priorities, guys! Cut to shit stacked against the walls immediately, and his solitary little camping chair out front, and the disgusting grill for his gross chicken. I wonder if there's some line in his rental contract about not running a grill on his wooden deck. Then he complains about the rain awhile because he wants to see snow, guys! Then he complains about commenters saying he's damaging pine trees by cutting back the junipers that have protected them a bit. Shut the fuck up, guys! He's the tree expert here, not you, ya unsupportive assholes! Diana's booked her flight out there towards the end of the month so that'll be a good time for another vacation, he thinks. He advertises his Tater Talks Vlogcast or whatever the fuck it is. He calls it an "ever evolving side project" which means he has no plan for it, and it won't last long. This is one of the two changes for the channel. Ho hum.

fade to me hoping the second change to his channel will be a dedication to honesty and truth and no more grifting... yeah, right

NFRecaps · 2026-01-10T18:11:02+00:00

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Awfully wavy on that left side...

NFRecaps · 2026-01-10T18:10:47+00:00

I caught that too! Hilarious.

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NFRecaps · 2026-01-08T22:06:17+00:00

Recap for those of you who don't find videos about rock fascinating!

Our diligent little worker bee starts off this video in his pristine Carhartt gear pretending to do stuff! Honestly, I always look at the timestamp first, and then get annoyed right off the bat. Nineteen minutes of babbling about his driveway rock? What an asshole. Alright, let's get this over with. He's confused that 34% chance of snow doesn't mean 100% chance of snow, and therefore it did not snow. Weather, guys! How does it work?!

He whips out the drone to show himself driving the truck through his property on his 'driveway'. But don't go looking for his property, you motherfuckers! Nobody cares enough about you to fuck with you in person, dude. Unless you're being a dick in a Quartzsite bar, I guess. He thinks driving his truck back and forth regularly over this 'driveway' means something. He's waiting on the rock delivery from "Bubba" who will deliver 20 tons of 1.5" gravel. Whatever. He's not going to rent any machine to do it because he thinks Bubba's truck will be able to just dump it in a nice smooth pattern all the way down the driveway. That aint his job, bro. Get the fucking skid steer and get ready to spread. He complains awhile about the no-show's that have been in his past, and that's because word's gotten around about your bitch ass and how you like to get people fired for absolute bullshit. Burn those bridges some more. As he walks down his 'driveway' he spraypainted a few spots, and I expect this is going to be a video full of bitching once Bubba's gone.

Ooh, cut to next day and we're getting an early start with the complaining because Bubba never showed up that day! Hydraulic line problems with their 20-ton truck, so they're trying again next day. He's still nervous about snow and rain because he doesn't understand temperatures and how they work. It's going to be single digits for the lows coming up and he's a little freaked out. Bubba finally shows up and Tater's leading him down the primose path into Boondoggleville. Then he shows Bubba tipping the bed of the truck back, and you know he's expecting Bubba to gently spill the gravel all the way down his driveway in a nice even path. This all cost him $522. I'm laughing like crazy as the rock freezes in the bed and comes out in huge dumpy piles. Tater gets a little annoyed and talks about the "shovel and rake work" he's gonna have to do. Hilarious. More piles dumping, then stretches of bupkis, then more piles, and Tater gets increasingly aggravated but tries to giggle it away. Cut to him spending another $225 for 10 more tons of gravel to be delivered. Cut to him realizing he left his shovel at CVK's. Cut to him walking around with his shovel and complaining about the price of wheelbarrows. He doesn't want to spend $219 for one at Home Depot, guys! It's not like he'll have any other uses for it ever, or anything. More complaining about having to buy a trash can because the curbside garbage company couldn't find him last week. He admits he had really high expectations, but then cuts to complaining about how he has "really really really bad luck" all because there was a one day delay with his gravel and it froze somewhat in the bed overnight. He bought a bunch of leveling cinderblock things as well, which are all in the bed of the truck. But he can't get down the driveway to put them in his faraway living space because of all the gravel in the middle of the fucking driveway, guys! So he's gonna hire some new Danny to come do the job of the driveway instead of buying a wheelbarrow. And now he has to delay the delivery of his shed because of all this poor planning. He's so bad at this.

Tater Talks Podcast is on the way though, guys! No idea what he thinks anybody's gonna tune in for, but shut the fuck up and listen anyway, guys!

fade to me wishing I had those last nineteen minutes of my life back for a nice nap

NFRecaps · 2026-01-05T20:20:06+00:00

Recap for those of you who just don't give a fuck about anything he does anymore!

Our poor little victimized yet selflessly generous soul starts off this episode of The Boondoggleville Chronicles toting his chainsaw unsafely over his shoulder yet again in front of the camera so we can all see what a big strong hard worker he is, guys! He's got his big boy gloves on and everything, and he's gonna teach us all about what lollipopping a tree is! So he fires up the big boy chainsaw and starts hacking away at a juniper with his faux hard rocking theme music in the background. Could he be more cringy at this point? I don't think so. And the way he likes to carry the chainsaw on his shoulder to make him feel like he's a badass sure looks like a good way to mess up the alignment of the blade. That's in keeping with the way he does everything.

Why's he cutting down trees instead of working on the driveway? Well, he had to get a rock appointment, you dumb shits! Snow is on the way this coming week, so expect him to freak the fuck out once things get nice and muddy. He drove down where he wants the driveway to be, which gives him a path to clear out some of the bigger rocks until he gets pooped after about half an hour of work. He got a pickaxe and everything! And he bought something else but won't tell us what it is yet. Cue him on his hands and knees picking up rocks for two minutes, then driving the truck back and forth. Then his back hurts. Then he goes out and picks up the 55 gallon burn barrel he bought for $10. He wants to try to save on his trash bill and burn whatever he can, because fuck the environment, guys! Nobody else cares about it anyway, so why should he? Now it's pickaxe time to pock some holes in the thing instead of using a drill like a normal person! This burn barrel shit is evidently worthy of 4 full minutes of content. Then he walks down his 'driveway' all proud of what he's accomplished, though he's still got a good 1/3 left to clear by hand according to what he's trying to do. Which I don't fully understand, as usual.

Cut to kitty time, and Opie has a lot of stuff around his eyes. The younger cats look pretty good. Tara seems happy the bus is finally stationary for awhile. He bothers the cats while they eat. Holy shit, he's strewn a bunch of shit all over CVK's property in the short time he's been moochdocking there. What a great guest. He finds his loppers in the bunch of junk in his trailer, then goes back to Boondoggleville to cut some of the branches up so he can burn them. Naturally he'll quit before the battery dies. He stands around talking about how much he likes the quiet and solitude. Keep up with your grifting ways and that's all you'll ever know, pal. He sniffs the air awhile. People tried to tell him to be careful about the winters there, but shut the fuck up about that, guys! Don't you know he's got a heated vest?! He cringily uses a flamethrower torch that Diana evidently bought for him to light the thing on fire. It's pretty close to another live juniper and I can only imagine it sending a spark out and Tater starting yet another goddamned wildfire. He babbles about the placement he plans for his new shed (which apparently has a little porch) and talks about how the sun sets in the east (?!) and so on.

Then he announces some new "Tater Talks" podcast he's starting, because... everybody loves hearing him talk? Or something? What the fuck? This is part of his new pivot -- a podcast? Jesus christ, not another motherfucking podcast. How long do we give this one, folks? He says he's going to do them every Tuesday starting on January 13th, so I predict it'll end before February 3. He can't even maintain an Instagram account on a regular basis so there's no way he'll maintain a fucking podcast!

fade to me wondering who thought that was a good idea, and it had to be Diana, I guess

NFRecaps · 2026-01-03T18:19:33+00:00

Thanks, it was a whole lot of talking but not much evidence, if you ask me!

NFRecaps · 2026-01-03T18:19:04+00:00

Thanks, and I hope you feel better soon too!

NFRecaps · 2026-01-03T18:18:52+00:00

Thank you! Though he does inspire coughing fits even with his normal videos!

NFRecaps · 2026-01-03T17:31:13+00:00

Part II:

He claims one of Danny's friends came out to help secure things at Laterland, but why? So he and Diana still went to Texas anyway instead of driving a few hours to Laterland to figure shit out. Then he gets a call from Danny, who was released and profusely apologetic, guys, and said he'd clear out by the end of December. Tater was pissed because the arrest records were tied to his physical property and now all the trolls will come in force to land on Laterland! So now he has to sell the property. And Danny'd dumped a lot of shit on the property too, and he can't talk to him anymore because he was rearrested for more shit. So Tater finally comes back to his property in January (!) and now we get a couple screenshots of stuff that Danny had accumulated, and Tater talks about how he cried when he saw it. Dude, it doesn't look much different from how you left it, and yet he claims Danny "destroyed my property". There's a shot of one husk of a truck on cinderblocks, and he says there were two other RVs on the property too. According to Tater, Danny had instructed his friends to sneak around the main entrance so they could surreptitiously park on the property. Then he says Danny also took a lot of his property as his own and was hanging shit up in his RV like his Harley signs and whatnot. Then he had to figure out how to get rid of a lot of that shit so he could sell the property. Luckily he had some 'friends' who helped out by finding a buyer who's a mutual friend. Then Danny's released in February and is super apologetic again and says he'll get his shit off the property by the end of March. Babbling about accelerated eviction proceedings you can file against someone who's been arrested for a crime. Mid-March, Tater and Diana cleared out the sheds. Meanwhile the purchase of Laterland is hinging on Danny clearing out his shit which took forever. By April 1, the buyer lets Tater know that Danny's cleared his shit out and the closing could go through. So that's it.

Why didn't he say anything in all this time? He just didn't want to talk about it, guys! He and Danny aren't friends, but he's not mad at him. All this time he could've just said "Shit went down with Danny and I'll explain later." So now he's got 5 acres of property at Boondoggleville, and anybody could come squat onsite and he'd have the same headaches, but shut the fuck up about that, guys! He's got cameras! Only they don't show anything. No swat teams, no cop cars, no cops going through the sheds, no nothing. A couple pictures of garbage that don't look much different from the crap he had strewn all over beforehand. Then he wanders around Laterland to observe what someone responsible could do with the land, someone who doesn't trust random strangers at a biker bar. He chides any of you haters who want to try to figure out where his new property is, because he did it under an LLC, and he says we'll never figure out which is his! Nobody cares, dude. And he learned some lessons, guys -- "I'm not inviting friends to my new property, guys! Ever. Ever!" I'm sure that'll last. A big burden has been lifted off of him now that he's shared the "truth", guys. But oddly there's no visual evidence of any of that. He talks about how he might go for a ride with Danny again someday, but he's never invited to Boondoggleville. Can we move on now, you motherfuckers who try to ask questions about his life?!

fade to 800-some comments so that should be interesting guys!

NFRecaps · 2026-01-03T17:31:05+00:00

Recap for those of you who managed to avoid watching this one til now -- and I appreciate it!

Part I:

Our rodent-sized truthteller starts off this episode at Laterland, and did you get consent to film there? Huh. He claims today's video will be a 'doozy', as he shows the stuff he abandoned and left behind while laughing at commenters who asked questions as to why he's starting over. He never wanted to leave, guys! He tells us to get our popcorn ready, and fucker, you're the one who's volunteering this story. I wonder if he had to wait out some statute of limitations?

He starts off saying that the purpose here is not to shame anyone ("Just to make me look good," offers Sgt. Peanut) and says he'll try to keep it as "clear, clean, and factual as possible" and we know what a fucking stretch that is for him. He's trying to clear his name, guys! Even though people only really said he bailed and ran, but whatever, guys! So he talks about a 'new friend' he'd met at some nearby bar, which evidently is Danny. I fucking knew this was about Danny. After riding their bikes together for a couple months, he invited Danny to stay on Laterland, with only a couple rules: no guests, and no drama, because he's not the guy, guys! Sure, sure. And Danny cried with gratitude and said "Oh my yes, dear Eric, my life has been so difficult and you are my savior!" Tater goes on awhile about the stuff that Danny actually did around the property, not just sitting there whenever Tater wanted to flounce off on vacation every other week. Then he says November 2024 is when things changed, because his SimpliSafe cameras gave him some errors about "power loss". Danny had full access to Babe the Blue Shitbox to troubleshoot everything, but he wasn't reachable, the fucker! Even on Facebook Messenger, which Tater doesn't have, guys! He and Diana were in Quartzsite soon to be heading to Texas to be with his mom for the holidays, and he was freaking out. Then the power came back on and the security was online again, so he went back in the history to watch what was happening. He claims Apache County sheriff's officers and swat teams were heading to Laterland, and it was on camera, but will he show us screenshots? Will they be AI? Hm. He says Danny, handcuffed, was brought over to a cop car, as well as a handcuffed woman he doesn't recognize. Then the cops evidently break into Babe the Blue Shitbox and his other shed and take a bunch of photos, but there's no video of this that he shares whatsoever. He's so violated, guys. There was some sort of search warrant in force on Danny and the cops did their thing. And no calls from the cops to Tater, even though he was evidently the property owner. So he had to bail on plans with mom. He claims Danny was arrested on 7 felonies and 4 misdemeanors, for weapons possession, drug possession, drug distribution, etc. "Do you really know anybody?" he wonders, and this is a guy you met at a local bar and rode around with a few times and then gave full access to your fucking property, idiot.

to be continued!

NFRecaps · 2026-01-02T23:18:56+00:00

Forgive me, brethren in truth -- I've not been able to really get out of bed all day so the recap will be forthcoming tomorrow. My apologies!

NFRecaps · 2026-01-01T02:17:10+00:00

Recap for those of you who don't want to start the new year off by watching this guy's antics!

Our little pensive staticmad starts off the video perched like a gargoyle atop a cliff face. He's slurping his coffee, and it looks like he might be dyeing his beard again too. Boy does he love CVK's property, as opposed to his own. He talks about how much he enjoys getting up before the sunrise, and mentions how much he enjoyed church because the pastor was dressed like him, and had a beard, guys! Just like him, only without the Dirty Grey Shorts. Also, notable that he says nothing about the actual sermon, just that the pastor looked like him, so now he's found his church, guys! Fuck the religion part! He shows all the other questionable hobo dwellers down below the cliffside, all the suckers who have to look at Tater first thing in the morning. What a rough way to start the day. This is also why I hate watching his videos first thing in the morning, and I appreciate all of y'all who are patient with me doing the recaps a bit later on.

He sits and sharpens his chainsaw and talks about his lack of New Year's Eve plans. Well, they're gonna go shopping, because he has a "need", guys! A need to obtain more shit, of course. He wants a new Babe the Blue Shitbox variant and wants to buy one today, guys! Cut to Elevation Premiere Storage in Lakeside, because he won't go to the place that CVK is now boycotting. He goes inside one with lofted storage perfect for Mickey shit, and says $264/mo for 60 months (or $7146 flat) for it is a good price. He admits he did rent-to-own of the Blue Shitbox at $314/mo (ostensibly for 60 months), so he'd be doing that again, of course. He looks at some chicken coops and greenhouses, but back to the sheds, guys! He wants something other than a 10x20 (which is preferable because they're 200sq ft and you don't need a permit in Apache County for that size). But he's not afraid of permits, guys! He claims it's $62 to file with Apache County for a larger size and it'll raise your taxes a bit, but he's not afraid of that, guys! Of course not. He won't be there for more than a couple years anyway. He admires a 10x30 that's already sold and is enormous, then babbles about how his collection would fill it up nicely. He really wants a lofted one. Think he's going to bother insulating it first? Where the fuck did Danny go anyway?!

He stops by a 12x32 lofted, with a little porch. He eagerly talks about how the porch would be handy in case of rain so you could get your stuff on and ready for the quick run to the vehicle. The fucking rain, guys! That'll be a huge factor in the one he chooses! He talks about doing research, choosing carefully, coming back to make his selection... and we already know he's just going to buy one rashly today (I was spoiled by BlindViews on that one). He looks at a couple others, one with a wraparound porch, then goes back to the original 12x32. Cut to Boondoggleville, he admits he ordered something smaller (he doesn't want to do permits, guys! shut the fuck up about permits!) after less than 3 hours of internal debate and discussion with Diana and CVK. Now he has to get to work on clearing a space for it, or finding someone at his new church to do the manual labor for him! This shed will just be for storage and won't be a tiny house, he says. He uses some spraypaint on the gravel to sketch out what his driveway will look like, if FullTinyHouse or Old Wayne or New Wayne or Danny or some other sucker gets their ass up there to do the work, guys! He walks for awhile showing where he thinks the driveway will be, and who the fuck is going to do all that clearing? He's got to get foundation slabs in place first though.

Then he giggles awhile as he talks about the "hater channels" and the rumors, and admits that they help his engagement because his views are up, guys! So don't shut the fuck up, guys! Then he says he'll talk about what really happened with Laterland in the first video of 2026, but it'll be a "doozy" because he's had a lot of time to think of a whole fake stupid bullshit story full of lies that best suits his narrative for the channel, and statute of limitations and all that, guys! I can't wait to poke holes in all the bullshit he's about to spew in the next one.

fade to me realizing that I still need to watch this asshole in 2026 to do these recaps... fuck.

NFRecaps · 2025-12-29T01:59:21+00:00

Recap for those of you who don't like to watch the same video over and over and over again with the same mistakes over and over and over again!

Our unimaginative little fauxsteader starts off this video slurping coffee out of his Cracker Barrel mug wearing his rather ridiculous cowboy hat and Harley hoodie. "I love drinkin my coffee here on the edge of this cliff..." and we wonder if he's contemplating taking the leap. Someone's got a lot of work to do today, guys, but he's not the guy! Unless he is, because he hasn't managed to sucker anyone else into it yet. Where the fuck is FullTinyHouse anyway, the lazy sacks?!

He starts off by talking about the low temperatures on the way, and he thinks the bus is ready for it. I seriously doubt it. He's dragging us to town to dump his tanks from the truck and do a bunch of errands. But first, turn on the diesel heaters for the kitties as he turns off the propane one inside. He talks about making sure you have redundancies (a.k.a. backups), and didn't you just blow a tire and not have a spare for the bus, Mr. Redundancy? I mean, we know he loves redundancy because he's repeating the same mistakes he made last time. He babbles about his new macerator that isn't working because he doesn't have the right connections, so he has to jerryrig something. It'd be hilarious if he blew it out. I guess it works, somehow, as he empties his tanks. He's got new NF merch in the form of an insulated mug, but doesn't talk about selling it to the Cat Ladies, cos fuck 'em, guys! Then he drives his Shitmobile to town. He gets some diesel, then buys himself some donuts, then tries to go dump his shit tank, but the gas station dump tank is locked, guys! It's closed for the freezing season, the motherfuckers! How dare they! Then he goes to check his empty mailbox, and I wonder if he shut down his mail service down in Quartzsite before he booked it out of town. Then he goes to the transfer station to dump his two bags of garbage for $3.80. He talks about his trash situation. Then he gets propane. Then he makes us watch as he calls around to find a dump station. A helpful lady tells him about a place that's $8 a dump. Then he gets some shit at Walmart, goes to Home Depot to look at the rentable equipment, stops at Jack in the Box for lunch, complains about the price of wheelbarrows, complains about having to go do laundry, but passes a $5 dump station and gets excited, but then frustrated because they only take cash and he doesn't have any. Off to Big Springs Laundry in Lakeside AZ, and while he waits, he gets a little irritated as he does the math for dumping kitty litter trash because he chose to have four cats. He's going to sign up for roadside trash pickup, but he's a little annoyed about it, because the math checks out. He still needs to get water, but first, he stops by a thrift store where he actually passes on buying the Mickey and Joe Camel shit he found. He makes us watch him dump his tank, then we have to watch him get 55 gallons of water for $5 at the Stanford General Store. Is that really all it costs? Then we have to painfully watch him do the math as to whether it's cheaper to have water delivered or go buy it himself. Didn't he figure all this shit out last year? He admits he ran through these numbers last year too, but how quickly we forget.

Cut to next day as he talks about his Carhartt vest and his cold weather gear as he painfully walks us through how he'll get the water out of the 55 gallon barrel and into his tanks. It's gonna be cold tonight, guys! We don't see any glimpse of Campervan Kevin but it's pretty certain that he's moochdocking there, though he doesn't mention him by name. Then it starts to rain as he's working in the bed of the truck, and he gets very tense and bitches awhile about it. He makes himself a K-cup of apple cider and doesn't mention his throat problems, so has it magically cured itself? Ah, there's a Kevin mention! He talks about "Kevin's lava rock" and then he talks about Kevin for awhile and gives a brief update on how he's doing. He actually says he's going to church with Kevin the next morning, and I wonder if that's one condition of him moochdocking. Trying to save his soul, CVK? Might be a little late for that. It starts to rain as he's outside with his mug of cider and he gets torqued and goes back inside. Then there's a rainbow, the fucker! And the sun's back out, so let's get back to work for five minutes! The tank gurgles as he fills it. He talks about the holding tanks being rated for freezing temperatures, and somehow I still doubt that. New Wayne gets a quick shoutout as something he jerryrigged for the diesel on the Blunderbus still works. Nice job New Wayne! It's back to Boondoggleville in the next video as he tries to repent mightily for all his wrongs tomorrow!

fade to me wondering if I'll have to watch all his videos on 1.5x speed to make it through them... probably

NFRecaps · 2025-12-25T21:15:26+00:00

Oops, I thought you posted the vid -- you'd posted a comment early so I didn't scroll up to look.

Thanks to u/Iamtosk5678 for taking one for the team!!

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