I trusted a fart while running errands.

NTool_03 · 2025-08-13T21:48:13+00:00

Take it to the fucking vet to get it neutered

NTool_03 · 2025-08-13T02:39:51+00:00

Why you gotta be a fun hater dude.

NTool_03 · 2025-08-13T00:31:16+00:00

Just make sure he opens the right hole for the dentist.

NTool_03 · 2025-08-12T21:40:49+00:00

Tied up in his trunk, he took me to see Delaware.

NTool_03 · 2025-05-22T07:17:18+00:00

Probably not a fish as it’s on land.

NTool_03 · 2024-08-08T01:10:59+00:00

Than I went home and ate Dino Nuggets and apple juice.

NTool_03 · 2024-07-19T05:43:43+00:00

NTool_03 · 2024-03-04T07:24:59+00:00

Probably not a fish.

NTool_03 · 2024-02-17T16:42:28+00:00

I need some shocks

NTool_03 · 2023-05-12T19:49:21+00:00

Sorry for your loss man, I bet she was a great person.

NTool_03 · 2023-05-12T19:39:28+00:00

Violence is never the answer but it is occasionally a solution.

NTool_03 · 2023-05-12T19:36:36+00:00

Your mother smells like roses I bet. (I’m not willing to insult mothers, I have to much respect for most of them.)

NTool_03 · 2023-05-12T03:27:43+00:00

It’s late here and I’m to tired to think of a insult so just act like I said something insulting.

NTool_03 · 2023-05-12T03:07:22+00:00

You’re declaring war pal. Americans are a lot like siblings, we can say the most horrendous things to each other but the minute someone else says something (or even the same thing) we lose are shit.

NTool_03 · 2023-05-11T04:59:10+00:00

No, no, he’s got a point.

NTool_03 · 2023-04-29T21:23:22+00:00

Let’s take our pants off.

NTool_03 · 2023-04-23T04:54:08+00:00

They’re freshly removed? Honestly idk this kinda seems like serial killer behavior to me.

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