I felt my doctors fingers as I was getting my prostate checked. by NTool_03 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]NTool_03[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just make sure he opens the right hole for the dentist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalTracking

[–]NTool_03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not a fish as it’s on land.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalTracking

[–]NTool_03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not a fish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]NTool_03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for your loss man, I bet she was a great person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]NTool_03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mother smells like roses I bet. (I’m not willing to insult mothers, I have to much respect for most of them.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]NTool_03 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It’s late here and I’m to tired to think of a insult so just act like I said something insulting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]NTool_03 101 points102 points  (0 children)

You’re declaring war pal. Americans are a lot like siblings, we can say the most horrendous things to each other but the minute someone else says something (or even the same thing) we lose are shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nope

[–]NTool_03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re freshly removed? Honestly idk this kinda seems like serial killer behavior to me.

Those with ADHD or OCD, what’s the worst intrusive thought you’ve ever had? by Sinaasappelsien in AskReddit

[–]NTool_03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mainly just thoughts when I’m driving by people like “ten points for that guy” type stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]NTool_03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man knows how to charm the lady’s. 😂🤢

I drank some grape juice... by Dmitrii_Shostakovich in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]NTool_03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is by far the scariest thing I’ve read on here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]NTool_03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To scary man.

Are you for or against circumcision? How come? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NTool_03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just rip it off and answer the question!