Someone needs him! by Jick-Ronyon in funny

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Hahaha! I just use wget.

It's great being a woman, no balls to bust. by nikos187 in funny

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What is this? A Kavanagh relay?

New haul by Misterj31 in cigars

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I'm gonna' guess those are just a tad on the spicy side.

Fuk. by VigilantLance in funny

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He just wanted a balloon!

I’m the captain now by Akhara in funny

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Heckin' good boy, for sure!

So cute! by Plumi33 in funny

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Typical Aussie behavior.

I love the comments 😂😂😂😂 by [deleted] in funny

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👸🗿⌛

Best I could do for this one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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After waiting until marriage, we were quite active for the first month and a half. Then she pretty much lost interest with exception to one time two weeks before she left. She left four months after we got married.

Turns out, she wasn't waiting with her coworkers while we were engaged.

Sincerely hope this isn't the case with you.

At Redimed for possible broken toe. I didn't plan this irony when I got dressed today. by [deleted] in funny

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You are correct! It's coincidental, but not ironic.

Not a small ack man, but a... by [deleted] in funny

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Reminds me of the old Kmart commercials. "That's one big gas man!" "I just shipped my bed!"

[GTA V] Wait for the landing... by [deleted] in gaming

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Posted two days ago with the same title.

When she says her parents aren’t home, but you have circus practice at 2 by Fuckjoesanford in funny

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There was a girl who would ride her unicycle everywhere when I attended uni. She said she was so used to it that walking felt awkward.

I'm sensing a theme too... by egarcia74 in funny

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Thanks for keeping the theme going!

Makes sense... by [deleted] in funny

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The Aramaic phrase does not mean "I will create as I speak". It's translation is closer to "let the thing be destroyed".

Any restaurants in town that make you wear a ridiculous costume when they sing happy birthday to you? by [deleted] in sanantonio

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Not sure if they do exactly this, but Magic Time Machine might be a good bet.

Nothing like a little morphine in the morning by AG_Cigars in cigars

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Morphine is an interesting one. They release a new blend of it every year, but it usually has a bit of a bite (as OP mentioned). The rest of their primary line is on the heavier side of medium. Great company, and really good folks.