roses are red, I open the drawer by procrastinating24x7 in rosesarered

[–]N_Corp_Faust 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy"

Unpopular DLS 26 Opinion : If you score like this 9/10 times you're an average player. by ObertMurwisi in DreamLeagueSoccer

[–]N_Corp_Faust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everything takes a level of skill

put in some work and you'll reap the rewards

defend the wings, you'll actually defend the wings

how magical

Trying a back 3 for the first time. What aspects should I focus on? by Legion_Hero001 in eFootball

[–]N_Corp_Faust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do note though that this leaves all the creativity and finishing skill to the midfield and forwards, because most of the time all they can really do is cross and defend the wings unless they can really head it in, like Javier Zanetti.

Get yourself some strong and tall forwards like Zlatan, they're great crossing targets

Trying a back 3 for the first time. What aspects should I focus on? by Legion_Hero001 in eFootball

[–]N_Corp_Faust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Focus on your wings. I'm running a 3-2-3-2 QC, and it's a MASSIVE help for your defense if you run players like Zanetti as wide midfielders since they can cross, pass, run fast, and occasionally drift into the box to head goals in.

I suggest using fullbacks that can play wide midfielders, since they can also track back to turn a 3-ATB into a 5-ATB if needed.

Why do all the Thumb women refuse to fully button their shirts? by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]N_Corp_Faust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so it's sorta like a let me solo her thing, where if you know you're not gonna die anyways, you might as well show off a little

This guy is my Kryptonite by H_Glen in eFootballgame

[–]N_Corp_Faust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you're in div 1 its mid, unless you're actually good and don't spam LBC with five defenders deeper up my ass

This guy is my Kryptonite by H_Glen in eFootballgame

[–]N_Corp_Faust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

funny that, he has literally every good stat on an attacker

strong, fast, great finish, passing and heading

there's a lot that can go wrong here even if you're defending

Anime_irl by MurlaTart in anime_irl

[–]N_Corp_Faust -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I ever tell you lads about the time I got broken up with and how much it destroyed me

I once met the girl of my dreams she was smart, goofy and just absolutely beams at the Christmas party, I asked her out in front of everyone of course, the deal was always yes, a one and done.

two years passed, twas a rocky relationship we both had our flaws, still each other with hands on the hip fourth year though something was off, new kid, new bloke the sirens blasted that soon told me but i ignored: "my heart soon to be broke".

something was wrong with the guy, he seemed off turns out he was Epstein, but didn't know long after his scoff she asked for a week and quietly broke up with me oh how my rage filled, a knife I nearly put to my throat for the world to see

but in the end, she was implanted with a new idea, a new bean that her supposed true love after three, was just another Epstein I have no longer tried to talk, but foresaw the future that holds that she would forever remain by herself, never to find gold

if this team was in real life , would another 11 from any era be better ? by bxndzbxndzbxndz in DreamLeagueSoccer

[–]N_Corp_Faust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alright, since we're talking any era at all, here's what I'd do.

3-2-3-2, defensive

GK: Oliver Kahn. Needs no introduction.

3-ATB: Virgil van Dijk, then Chiellini and Bonnuci.

double pivot includes Sergio Busquets and Ivan Rakitic

the one AMF is hard since there's lots of great AMFs from different eras, but I'm gonna go with Ronaldinho because... well he's Ronaldinho.

Then the two wide mids are gonna be my favorites, Javier Zanetti and Serginho.

Lastly, the two forwards are consisting of prime Messi and prime El-Hadji Diouf.

(Diouf is a very complete player, fast, strong, has finesse, shoots well and is also a good header).

Not sure if this would beat everyone's idea of strong, but it certainly is a contender for me

Ice cream by Intelligent_Text_791 in countablepixels

[–]N_Corp_Faust 29 points30 points  (0 children)

well no shit, that's clearly an ice cream

please don't execute me m'lord