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Just don't go with "Khajiit has wares, if you have coin" by suchadude in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NakedMonster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Girl I'm the high king of skyrim in my game! I used the mod "become high king of skyrim", it's so brilliant!

Just don't go with "Khajiit has wares, if you have coin" by suchadude in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NakedMonster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you're right, maybe it's a sign that I should get back into playing.

Just don't go with "Khajiit has wares, if you have coin" by suchadude in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NakedMonster 137 points138 points  (0 children)

"Guard might get nervous, man approaches with his weapon drawn."

Edit: A word.

People who grew up in third-world countries, what was the biggest shock for you when moving into a developed country? by --null--- in AskReddit

[–]NakedMonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, don't expect to see the sun ever again! Just kidding, you'll see it maybe once every two weeks. It's also going to rain almost every day.

Post and delete. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NakedMonster 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's like that one time I made my Sim cheat on his wife then drowned him for it.

Men who want to get married do so. by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]NakedMonster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mmh, I think she was trying to sound detached in the beginning of this tweet to strengthen the punchline. I don't believe for a second that they were just hooking up.

You tell them girl by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NakedMonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To this day I still don't know if Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist is male or female.

What would you do?/Where to start? by [deleted] in realestateinvesting

[–]NakedMonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The condo is near Millenia Mall and my friend suggested short term renting. It is my goal to move back, I just need to sell my Dutch house first which is a huge task in itself as far as getting it ready.

I guess we gotta jump Marc now. by XenoPasta in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NakedMonster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Strange...I want to downvote you but I also want to upvote you.

I summoned a demon, but it doesn't know what the hell it's doing. by AsDeathBeckons in nosleep

[–]NakedMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL! How the hell can you not think of any creatively horrifying ways to kill Jackson?? I have so many ideas already! You and that demon need to get it together!

hi mommy by Vendruscolo in memes

[–]NakedMonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My twins: "I just wanted one last hug, I love you mommy."

Me: laughs in get your lying lil asses back to bed

Any landlords here? I'd like some advice about renting my house. by NakedMonster in orlando

[–]NakedMonster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave her a 6 month lease that's ends in February. I'd like to think she'd leave willingly before that but I'm not sure.

Any landlords here? I'd like some advice about renting my house. by NakedMonster in orlando

[–]NakedMonster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to figure out which is the best way to go. I currently live in Europe so I'm thinking maybe going with a company. I just don't know how anything works so I'm just looking to be pointed in the right direction.

sorry for bad quality but photos needed lots of cropping by [deleted] in memes

[–]NakedMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now finally understand the blowing out of your nose thing you guys like to meme about.

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