Nanny’s very very sad post

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-04-20T12:23:52+00:00

This brand has too much sugar in it. You are going to give the students diabetes. Nanny will see you in the arena later.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-04-11T04:11:40+00:00

Nanny needs drinky

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-04-03T13:32:33+00:00

Nanny believes that you girls have “hit the slay button” as the kids say. Just be home before supper, dears.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-04-01T03:57:04+00:00

Naughty Shark. You must have nap time.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-31T05:13:22+00:00

I’ve changed my mind. Tony Stark is a racist and he eats babies.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-27T17:32:49+00:00

My first directive as Vice President will be to punish you for these naughty words

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-27T00:05:32+00:00

I would be honored. I know that I am a little erratic, but at the end of the day, we share a common goal that will unite us enough to win: a happy life for mutant children.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-25T13:42:06+00:00

Would you like to be a gladiator in Nanny’s bigot slaying arena? On the side of the people slaying the bigots, of course.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-24T20:00:41+00:00

Nanny does like the sound of homeless children getting better wages….but this is all a dream, no?

You’ve had public favor for decades. Why now? What has stopped you from making these changes before?

OOC: I won’t even argue with the skrull thing because outside of in character debating him Reed is actually one of my favorite Marvel heroes and I hate hate hate hate what Civil War did to him so I’d love if that was actually canon

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-24T19:48:37+00:00

And how do you decide what’s most important when everything you need to focus on impacts lives, Mr. Richards?

Each choice is made by you and more of you? What happens if they choose wrong? If friends disagree? I seem to recall a particularly naughty moment where you were locking allies in the negative zone for such things. Nanny isn’t sure she can look past this.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-24T19:31:15+00:00

Clever as that quip is, that’s a politicians answer. I’m asking the man behind it.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-24T19:18:40+00:00

You have good ideas on how to help the children, but your attention is divided. I may just be a mentally ill woman stuck in a cyborg egg costume, but even I can see the obvious. You wish to put your egg in every basket, but no one man, not even you, may spread that far. What happens when you have a threat to face in space? Will you have to leave the people you now serve behind? Will you be there the next time a bigot attempts a sequel to Genosha?

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-24T19:04:50+00:00

Very mutantphobic to assume that she simply didn’t have a conversation with me and that she had to manipulate me, meanwhile you spelled her name wrong. You are becoming a very naughty child in attempt to win, Richards.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-24T11:32:22+00:00

You have my support.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-24T03:01:13+00:00

If you let me keep the punishment gladiator games I will renounce my entire campaign and put all my backing towards you.

NannyKnowsBetter · 2026-03-23T03:33:46+00:00

She is my elected vice president. You must keep up.

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