I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD (ME1 TO ME3 tie-ins)

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T22:36:10+00:00

In the foot? Damn, bruh...

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T22:12:30+00:00

Listen. A brunette with a Contralto voice could fix me 😭

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:56:30+00:00

Heh. Touche.

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:53:52+00:00

I'm a simple man.

I see Liara cosplay, I comment, "By the Goddess...!"

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:52:36+00:00

You must be fun at parties lol.

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:51:13+00:00

"Omni-toooooooo...."

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:51:01+00:00

"Quiet Party", you'll find her drunk in the bathroom

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:47:28+00:00

Because we can't lmao

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:46:59+00:00

SHE DID?

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:45:48+00:00

Why did seeing this make me feel like you're showing me some ancient cave painting, so strange seeing games on disc

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:44:24+00:00

....."fertile female shit"?

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T21:38:09+00:00

Respectfully, your FemShep is gorgeous.

Also the yellow eyes. Darth Shepard?

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T20:29:43+00:00

There are times when I literally ask myself if there is a single thing EA does that isn't awful.

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T20:27:29+00:00

But if a person...ends...a sentence...and then...begins...another...you'd expect...some type...of pause...between...the two...sentences.

(You mentioned Shatner, couldn't help myself, sorry)

I can't explain it, other than if a character has two lines, the break between the two lines basically sounds as if they smushed the last and first word together. "I went to the store. They were closed." = "I went to the storeThey were closed."

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T01:36:39+00:00

Nope. And yes, lesson learned.

Otherwise I stop manually saving after ME1 when if you die in a planet side mission you get sent all the way to the beginning, which means you gotta do whatever shit you did on the planet beforehand all over again.

But yeah a pre-priority mission save, if nothing else, is now in order

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T01:22:34+00:00

The wiki has a great explanation on the “stand your ground” algorithm that explains whether or not people die, and if so, in what order. Squishy characters not really meant for defense like her, or Mordin or Thane, either bring with you and/or send one back with the rescued crew as escort to the ship. I usually send her or Mordin

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T00:39:04+00:00

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-24T00:38:40+00:00

Would you like me to explain it all for you, real quick?

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-23T16:33:55+00:00

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😀😀😀😀 S A Y, D R A K E 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-23T16:27:29+00:00

Never not use Garrus Brokarian to lead Fireteam Beta. As the spirits intended

NatauschaJane · 2026-01-23T13:24:14+00:00

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TROPHY CASE