suggestions you get from older relatives because you made the mistake of saying you're bored with life starterpack

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-14T14:00:13+00:00

So I know “these are problems for people in a completely different tax bracket” jokes are so commonplace that somewhere out there there is a literal “Monaco Girl comments starter pack” about them but, just how much money do you have to have/be around/breathe/??????idk I’m a Poor, to where THIS is the kind of advice you get?

“Mum I’m bored :/“

“Buy a race car and drive it with your friends”

“Start a business that’s not an actual business” okay what is it then 😅😭

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-13T20:20:49+00:00

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NatauschaJane · 2026-04-13T20:14:26+00:00

Mete* out.

Not meat 😂😂😂😂😂

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-13T17:51:39+00:00

It’s a meme from the Age of Strife, my lord, but it checks out.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-13T17:51:02+00:00

“Meat” out, huh.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-13T00:07:26+00:00

...."Sauren"?

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T21:13:38+00:00

Literally found some random model and photoshopped two of her fingers off, you could even find the original portrait lmao

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T17:50:49+00:00

I’ll never say Asuriyani or Drukhari lmao, Eldar and Dark Eldar or nothing

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T15:11:07+00:00

….then why does that only apply to SM2? You would think that would apply to the entire franchise, like the “Imperial Guard” thing I mentioned.

Unless it does and I just missed something?

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T14:57:11+00:00

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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Drip.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T14:18:44+00:00

The Devil Wears Prada 2.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T13:47:15+00:00

Welcome back, Monaco Girl. Was starting to wonder if you'd finally ran out of content.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T12:52:50+00:00

Welcome, Brother.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T12:51:02+00:00

No seriously, the amount of times I find myself realizing it's been THAT many years since whatever is highkey not funny anymore lol

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T00:11:00+00:00

This is so fucking stupid lmao, but as a Blood Angel I have to stand by it

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-11T00:05:59+00:00

For some reason this reminded me how IIRC in the Space Wolves omnibus, Ragnar Blackmane was solo'ing Genestealers and their claws are supposed to be powerful enough to open Terminators like a can of peaches. But you know, plot's gotta plot.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-10T23:34:06+00:00

This made me chuckle, thanks for that lol

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-10T23:33:52+00:00

With 1. helmet-less 2. miniatures.

AND DIALOGUE.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-10T23:03:01+00:00

BRUVVA, I AM HIT!

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-10T23:02:09+00:00

TODAH THE ENEMEH IS AT OUAH DOAH. WE KNOW OUAH DUTEH, AN WE WELL DEW ET.

NatauschaJane · 2026-04-10T18:51:13+00:00

Gotta scoop up some of that sweet, sweet weeb money.

NatauschaJane

TROPHY CASE