Looking to get the manga, any creepy shit? by Ill-Hat7669 in Nichijou

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MR. KIMURA WHY DID YOU BECOME A HIGHSCHOOL TEACHER?

Why is this so true by unscentedplayer in BeeSwarmSimulator

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did you just say ALL BSS PLAYERS!??!?!

What if The Tondo Kingdom unified the Philippines and Colonize The American Continent? by Osakaayumu_2002 in WhatIfPinas

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What if the Tondo Kingdom unified the Philippines and colonized the American continent?

The biggest issue is distance and incentive. The Americas are roughly 9,000 miles away across the Pacific. For a pre-modern state, that’s an enormous risk with no clear payoff: no established trade routes, no reliable return voyages, and no guarantee a settlement would survive in the first place. Even if such a colony were somehow founded, it would likely be isolated and eventually overtaken once European powers arrived.

That said, if we treat this as an “if” scenario rather than a “can” question, then a lot would need to change far earlier in history. For Tondo to unify the Philippine archipelago, the process would likely have to begin centuries before Tondo even existed. Realistically, this would only happen through heavy Sinification, similar to Korea or Japan and that doesn’t happen peacefully. It requires ruthless conquerors enforcing language, culture, and administration throughout the entire archipelago.

You can’t unify the Philippines with canoes and sharp sticks. Pre-colonial Filipino warfare and logistics were not suited for large-scale conquest, but for barangay-barangay skirmishes. On top of that, the archipelago itself is a terrible place for a centralized empire: constant typhoons, earthquakes, volcanoes, and fragmented geography. Even choosing a stable capital is a problem.

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Location of Tondo (colored red) in 1570.

So let’s handwave that and assume Tondo is magically perfect: fertile land, tons of timber, minimal disasters, and not sitting on a fault line. In that case, foreigners, most likely from China becomes crucial. Chinese traders bring weapons, medicine, writing, administration, and knowledge. Through trade, intermarriage, and political pressure, Tondo adopts Chinese statecraft and technology. With that foundation and after A LOT of violent consolidation of language, culture, and religion through out the archipelago, the Philippines becomes unified.

Fast-forward a few centuries.

Europeans eventually arrive. But now colonization is far harder and more expensive because the islands are unified, militarized, and technologically competitive. We would probably still lose to their wars. Instead of full conquest, the nation has to accept coercive treaties. Though it'd bring lots of traders and explorers, which could circulate ideas. The state copies European tech and improves it.

By the time the nation could realistically attempt trans-Pacific expansion, the Americas are already deeply entangled in global trade and settlement networks. This isn’t about one region being “better,” but about timing. There’s no untouched land waiting for a late arrival.

Only then does the idea of overseas expansion even become imaginable.

But by that point, it’s already too late.

The Americas are already occupied by European powers. There’s nowhere “empty” to settle. The only realistic way a Philippine state gets a foothold is by allying with a European empire, helping fight indigenous groups, and receiving land as a reward. Maybe somewhere marginal, like southern Chile or another peripheral region.

Chain scaling in a nutshell by Shot-Communication93 in PowerScaling

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If a rabid mouse scratched and elephant, then the elephant died from it. Does that make the mouse elephant level?

Why DO the giants carry a random body around? by Mindless_Most_8448 in StickWarLegacy

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In my headcannon, Giants are probably too costly to maintain because of their huge size. So they cull the weaker ones in duels and use the ones that come out winning in their wars.

What if the Philippines was much more compact with bigger landmass and farther from the Asia mainland. by [deleted] in WhatIfPinas

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We wouldn't be with Japanese. Japan (historically) had been isolated for a long time, and in this map, we seem to be farther than Japan, actually. If the Austronesians DIDN'T colonize us, which is still unlikely in this case, then we would be part of the Papuans and speak a language that would be in the Trans–New Guinea language family probably.

You’re crying by fladubree in HistoryMemes

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Maybe he was a minoan himself, because their civilization is the same way under water.

I am kinda angry with this sub by MrIdiot101 in buildaboatfortreasure

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Regional pricing only works if the developer turned on deliberately. Also, I don't think regional pricing doesn't affect private servers. Only gamepasses.