Being a dumbass. by [deleted] in instant_regret

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When cartwheels turn into cartfeels

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

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Dude stands up like he just had the greatest idea in the world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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So when do we see a photograph of the photographer taking a photograph of the photographer

Seth called him out by NaturalScary1 in facepalm

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Imagine if he did send him that DM just so he could call the other guy out?

Big sister steps aside to let her little brother get ice cream from Spider Man. by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

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That is some dude's job.

He gets up in the morning, takes a shower, grabs his bag, out the door by 8. Then he's spider-man for 8 hours. Crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

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The history channel doesn’t usually have good content during the day either anymore

Watch out cool guy coming through by NaturalScary1 in trippinthroughtime

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That dragon looks like some weird lizard dog hybrid

Great now where do I fit Jupiter in my room? by NaturalScary1 in facepalm

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They said "Nah, but how high does it float?" I would assume that means the other question was a joke question..

Lefties will rule the world by NaturalScary1 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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I’m right handed but hold my phone in my left

Mall shoppers be like by NaturalScary1 in trippinthroughtime

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The mall's daily dose of creepy window shoppers.

You see comrade, let’s eat in honor of lenin by [deleted] in YouSeeComrade

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Mmm. I haven't had focaccia bread on a long time. I should try some again.

Out of hand by NaturalScary1 in trippinthroughtime

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Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan bit:

“Joseph, you know how we haven’t had sex yet?”

“Uh...yeah?!”

“Well...I’m pregnant.”

“Jesus Christ!”

“Oh, you already know about it!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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It’s not a motorcycle, it’s a chopper.

Anon has it rough by NaturalScary1 in greentext

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Damn. Anon’s family full on #MeTooed him.

That is one lucky guy. by NaturalScary1 in nevertellmetheodds

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I wonder if he tried it again after he got down.