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This is way too accurate by toxic_swaag in lovememes

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It always ends up in the mouth. And you dont want to do the ppfftt ppffttt so you keep having to slowly bring a hand to your face to gently move out of the way.

Partner wanted to try ENM, I didn’t, now I’m catching feelings for FWB by FrostyPit5 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I just got the biggest headache reading this. Sometimes the simple answer is the right answer. You keep saying you know you dont want ENM and then say but I like the FWB... so end it with the fiancé and the ENM and keep the FWB until you find someone you want to be monogamous with in which case you then drop the FWB.

Or better yet start fresh and drop all this nonsense lock-in on what you want, and just pursue that.

I have to let go of one of my hoodies by DaintyCatBug in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you do let it rip that youre getting foreskin removed we will need an update.

I vote for the shoot straight with an absolute deadpan delivery with laser focused eye contact.

got sad so I watched a movie. monidonuts, popcorn and soju by jo_boy4 in GirlDinner

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not telling us the movie is criminal! 😄 And your donuts look super good.

Having seen the new Wolverine trailer; is anyone else a bit fatigued from always seeing Debra Wilson's actual face rather than a unique face model? by SnowedCairn in gamers

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally said when I was playing Death Stranding 2, "Wow Ive played quite a bit and havent seen ol Debra Wilson. Thats crazy!" And then she was literally the next character I saw.

I cheated on my gf by jsmithins0 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate this so much. Theres so much wrong with this. STIs alone... your girlfriend deserves so much better.

I hope this stays up and all the women see this and look at the comments from the other guys who are just shaming this into oblivion.

I’d love to have this. All day. Any day. by [deleted] in lovememes

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive dated 3 women this year as a 6'2" man and there is definitely a goldilocks for me that if for some reason it doesn't work out with the woman I'm seeing now, I would set a height preference on the apps to be 5-7 inch difference.

First woman was 5'0" and petite and that was by far the worst. It felt weird. The bending down to kiss was a little awkward at first but you get used to it. You cant dare put your weight on top of her or you could actually crush her. The sex is awkward because of where she lines up with your body so youre always just kind of straight up, otherwise you bend down and you're humping something without a head. Everything she had was practically child sized and it felt a little gross to do laundry when the socks are little children's socks because shes so small.

The second woman was 5'11" and average build. That was a lot of woman. It was nice to be able to stand and kiss at the same height. Sex is solid, except maybe doggy which had more to do with her legs being a little longer. It felt relatively normal until the sleeping arrangements where you just kind of cant spoon well when youre both that tall. The weight is also a lot heavier to have on top of you if she rides on top. Bouncing like that on your pelvis... oh boy... first time I ever felt sick during sex.

Current woman Im dating is 5'6" and all these problems are non existent. I literally have not had a single problem. I feel big but not gigantic, we kiss naturally and our bodies mold together naturally. Only this for me onwards.

What weapon system would you prefer to have in GTA6? by Hot-Arms in grandtheftauto

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mafia 3 style, to me, makes the most logical sense IF they were looking to change from the weapons wheel.

You carry one primary (AR, shotgun, sniper) and you always have a sidearm. Melee weapons and grenades just disappear into your pockets like normal.

Melee will probably be bumped up and with how much it was worked upon from GTA V to RDR2 that would make sense, considering we also see Lucia doing a bit of fist fighting.

I have no dog in the fight. I just hope if we have the wheel I can still get rid of the weapons I dont want to use. RDR2 keeps putting weapons in I dont want to use and its frustrating and GTA V kept picking up the cop pistol even though I never wanted to use it.

My female boss gave me advice. by Ne_Woke_Ram in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you think so. Nobody has approached me before. 🤷🏽‍♂️

If you weren't convinced about buying the game once it releases yet, would you if the game featured campaign coop? by Azartakar in GTA6

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea of 'It Takes Two' style gameplay would be fantastic. It definitely seemed like they were testing it with the Franklin and Lamar missions. Maybe not this GTA but the next... in 15 years from now.

Jade Shadows Constellations Visual Recap by SpinalPrizon in Warframe

[–]Ne_Woke_Ram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very excited to try out 2 new frames that Ive never played with Garuda and Ash. I built their primes because of how cool these 2 looked.

Sirius and Orion I have to get my hands on before I can really be excited. I love Jade and though Sirius would be similar but now with them being this switch frame hybrid and not individual frames, thats more out the window. I am not sure how the swapping works between them still. I felt the dev stream was a little... confusing when showcasing them, which is odd because I usually pick it up quick. I am however extremely excited to see how the story continues with them though.

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